My First Funny post....

[Abbie]

8 things, Girls shud say to Guys -----

1.. I'm bored,lets shave my fanny...
2..R you sure u've had enough to drink???
3..That fart was great, do another??
4..Of course I swallow, I LOVE IT!
5..No that's ok. U drink beer and watch porn.I'll do the washing up...
6..Just for a change, put it up my arse..
7..How about u get that girl from work to join us??
8..Marriage? No way!!

xxx

[shyhullmale]

Very good Abbie, any idea where we can meet these women?

[suzy]

Very good Abbie, any idea where we can meet these women?

in your dreams

[shyhullmale]

Well, don't drink nowadays so can knock out 2 and 5, 3 doesn't apply to me so maybe fewer things to say so more chance of meeting these women.

[Crann]

Do women like this really exist ?

And if so were do i meet her ?

[Abbie]

Ha Ha Ha gary, very far and few between

[Crann]

In that case Abbie,
as its now 3.30am and ive finished the washing up , the washing draying , and ironing , the hovering and the rest of the cleaning .i supose i shud go to bed as im back at work at 11.00am .!!

[shyhullmale]

Ive actually had a couple of clients asking for number 6 lol
and boy, did they get it

Assuming you did it to them, did they ever ask you again or could they not walk straight afterwards?

[Abbie]

Teepee, Am VERY accomodating in relationships....but it all cant be take take take xx

[Crann]

Teepee, Am VERY accomodating in relationships....but it all cant be take take take xx

in that case next time i see you , i will make sure i give , give , give ,

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[chelsea]

you can dream lads fantasys always better anyway