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how you can end up in this escort business

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how you can end up in this escort business...

last weekend I was surfing around the net looking for escort sites.

I happened across one that had no pics of the girls on show but a quick glance (1st mistake) revealed that you had to register with the site.

So i did (2nd mistake)

As quick as you like i got an email back from the site telling me i was now registered with them and giving me a password for my user name.
Unfortunately they also informed me that i was now registered with them as a male escort !!!!

I had a little chuckle to myself and thought well, ok, all they've got is a user name and my age, nothing else, no pics, no personal details etc.

So i just laughed it off and forgot about it (3rd mistake)

This morning i received my 1st escort booking with a quite attractive blonde who wants to know if im free for the bank holiday weekend!!!!!!!

Now, those of you that know me, i may be a regular sort of guy, but there is no way on this living earth that i can claim to be 'escort material' !!!!

Because of the way the sites set up, if i want to reply to this lady then i have to start paying £6.20 a month and that isn't going to happen.

ps. How much should i charge her per hour?
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