Bert dies first and after a few weeks makes contact with Gladys.
"Ooh is that you Bert"?
"Yes, I've cum back to tell u what it's like. First thing in the morning I have sex, then off to the Golf Course, then breakfast, followed by more sex. Then sunbathe for a while before lunch, then more sex, a romp around the golf course, an afternoon nap, more sex, then dinner, more sex, then bed".
"Ooh Bert you must be in heaven".
"No" says Bert
"I'm a rabbit in Suffolk"!!
Boom boom.
