50p

[greg57]

Daughter rings her mum "mum i want a divorce" why ? says mum "cos all he wants is bum sex". I used to have a bum hole size of a 5p now it's the size of a 50p. Mum says " well you drive a porche you live in a mansion, have 6 holidays a year, a villa in marbella. and you want to give ALL that up for the sake of 45p ?.

[chunkster]