Japanese scientists have created a camera with a shutter speed so fast, they can now photograph a woman with her mouth shut.
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A boy asks his granny, 'Have you seen my pills, they were labelled 'LSD' ?'
Granny replies, 'F@*# the pills, have you seen the dragons in the kitchen?!!'
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Little Billy asks his dad for a TV in his room. Dad reluctantly agrees.
Next day Billy comes downstairs and asks, 'Dad, what's love juice?'
Dad looks horrified and tells Billy all about sex.
Billy just sat there with his mouth open in amazement.
Dad says, 'So what were you watchin'?'
Billy replied, ' Wimbledon .'
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A woman standing nude in front of a mirror remarked to her husband,
'I look horrible, I feel fat & ugly, pay me a compliment!'
He replies, 'You have perfect eyesight!'
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A wife gets naked & asks hubby,
'What turns you on more, my pretty face or my sexy body?'
Hubby looks her up & down and replies, 'Your sense of humour!'
One liners (almost)
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Re: One liners (almost)
what the difference between the wife ......and a terrorist?
you can negotiate with a terrorist!!
you can negotiate with a terrorist!!
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Re: One liners (almost)
Mickey Mouse in the Divorce Court......
Judge says... "I'm sorry Mr Mouse, but i cant give you a divorce because your wife has protruding teeth!!"
Mickey replies, "I didn't say that Your Honour, I said she was fucking Goofy!!"
Judge says... "I'm sorry Mr Mouse, but i cant give you a divorce because your wife has protruding teeth!!"
Mickey replies, "I didn't say that Your Honour, I said she was fucking Goofy!!"
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