jokes

[ronnie]

hi all here is a few jokes that u mite like xxx

i bought a race horse 2day and ive decided 2 call it MY FACE i dnt care if it dunt win or it makes me any money i just want 2 hear thousands of those fuckin posh tarts at the ascot shoutin "CUM ON MY FACE"


NEWS OUT 2DAY say that the credit crunch is hitting women the hardest there havin 2 shag there men because they cant afford batterys

dad with little girl in the garden girl asks is that a mummy spider underneath that daddy lonlegs dad says no sweetie there is no such fing as mummy longlegs only daddy longlegs wel dad felt proud of his little girls inquisitive nature until she stamps on them both sayin right were not havin any of that gay shit in our fuckin garden


wel hope they r gud enough for ya lol xxx

[lisa]

keep posting was ok for me and most on here

[creative 1]

brilliant Ronnie puts mine to shame ...


COME ON MY FACE

[sylvia]

[ronnie]

glad u liked the jokes wel here is a few more wat i hav fort of hope u all like xx

A woman went on the antiques road show the other day and placed a tampax on the table and sed wel u clever bastards tel me wat period that was 4rm !!!!!

Why is an xmas tree better then a bloke? ..... coz it stays up for 12 days + 12 nites has cute balls and luks gud with the light on

2 eggs boiling in a saucepan 1 is female and 1 is male she turns 2 him and says LOOK i hav got a crack he replys there int no point in tellin me i arnt even hard yet

Granny and grandad sittin at the breakfast table granny says do u no my nipples are as hot for u 2day as they was 50yrs ago grandad says of course 1ns in ur coffee and 1ns in ur fuckin porridge

[lisa]

keep um coming hun

[champ]

What do you call an afghan virgin = never bin laid on.
Why does a squirrle swim on its back = to keep its nuts dry.

[lisa]

What do you call an afghan virgin = never bin laid on.
Why does a squirrle swim on its back = to keep its nuts dry.

[furzey333]

Funny - i like the garden one especially!