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A man sunbathes in the nude and ends up burning his penis. His doctor tells him 2 ease the pain by dipping it in a saucer of milk. Later his wife comes home and finds him with his dick in a saucer of milk. Good heavens, she remarks, I always wondered how u re-loaded those things!.
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champ wrote:A man sunbathes in the nude and ends up burning his penis. His doctor tells him 2 ease the pain by dipping it in a saucer of milk. Later his wife comes home and finds him with his dick in a saucer of milk. Good heavens, she remarks, I always wondered how u re-loaded those things!.
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oh champ thats as bad as one ov scottys
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He's been getting them from Scottylexi wrote:oh champ thats as bad as one ov scottys
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just as long as he dont start getting them from u tooLordLuken wrote:He's been getting them from Scottylexi wrote:oh champ thats as bad as one ov scottys
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Cheeky sod! I'm gonna send him a whole PM of them just for that...lexi wrote:just as long as he dont start getting them from u tooLordLuken wrote:He's been getting them from Scottylexi wrote:oh champ thats as bad as one ov scottys
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After shagging Cheryl Cole yesterday, there's two things you should know. First, her fanny is tight as fuck, a real struggle to get in. Second, the staff at Madame Tussauds are all miserable fuckers with no sense of humour.
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i will av u know mine are of top qualitylexi wrote:oh champ thats as bad as one ov scottys
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4 words u dont wanna hear after sex.... Howz about that then!..
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Now Then Now Then -scotty wrote:4 words u dont wanna hear after sex.... Howz about that then!..
I apologise now!
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You are getting as bad as these others Ruby!Ruby wrote:
I was shocked to see my fit as f*** divorced neighbour knocking on the door last night....
"I'm so horny I can't stand it" she said, "I need to go out, get drunk and get a good hard shag!! Are you free tonight?!"
"F***ing right I am!!" I said enthusiastically!!
"Yes!!" she said, punching the air!!
"Can you watch my kids??!!!"
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Ruby wrote:
I was shocked to see my fit as f*** divorced neighbour knocking on the door last night....
"I'm so horny I can't stand it" she said, "I need to go out, get drunk and get a good hard shag!! Are you free tonight?!"
"F***ing right I am!!" I said enthusiastically!!
"Yes!!" she said, punching the air!!
"Can you watch my kids??!!!"
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Funny thing is, that could easily describe my luck
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Went to a club the other night...bouncer on the door said "Sorry, you can't come in without a tie"
So went back to my car to see if i could find something to do the job... all i found was a set of jump leads, tied em around my neck best i could and went back to door
Bouncer let me in as i long as i didn't start anything.
So went back to my car to see if i could find something to do the job... all i found was a set of jump leads, tied em around my neck best i could and went back to door
Bouncer let me in as i long as i didn't start anything.
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Sorry, I know my grammar sucks.room1day wrote:joebloggs73 wrote:Whats white and lives in a tree......
A fridge...
ask scotty if u can share his box....
What's white and lives in a tree?
A fridge!
(with proper apostrophe, questions marks and exclamation marks) is that better now roomie?
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I walked up to a girl in a bar and said, "You look like somebody who has a boring sex life. My mission tonight is to get you drunk, take you back to my house and give you the best shag ever."
She said, "My boyfriend is right behind you."
"Good, I'm glad I've got his support."
She said, "My boyfriend is right behind you."
"Good, I'm glad I've got his support."
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kinkypeeps wrote:Went to a club the other night...bouncer on the door said "Sorry, you can't come in without a tie"
So went back to my car to see if i could find something to do the job... all i found was a set of jump leads, tied em around my neck best i could and went back to door
Bouncer let me in as i long as i didn't start anything.
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