smack head
smack head
guy was driving down a country road at 2am when a smack head ran out into the road and was struck by the car. the driver carried on for a mile or so intending to keep going but his concience got the better of him so he turned round and stopped at the spot where he hit the smack head. but there was no sign of him as he got out of the car a man walked from the woods carrying a spade "excuse me " said the driver you havent seen a smackhead anywhere have you i have just hit him with my car". "yes" the man replied "ive just buried him in the woods". "oh my god" said the driver "was he dead? ". "well" the man replied "he said he wasnt but you know what lying bastards they are"
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