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Just for a laugh, I thought I would ask you all a question....
What is the best and worst sexual experience you've ever had? Lol
No naming if it is punting, just the experience and what happened lol xx
What is the best and worst sexual experience you've ever had? Lol
No naming if it is punting, just the experience and what happened lol xx
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That's a really tough one to ask to just narrow best and worst down to 1 each, I've had multiple meets and times with girlfriends that could be considered best but each has been a different activity, and I've had a few bad times that I could say are the worst.
One of the best though would be being pegged on my back while the girl gave me a hand job, great orgasm.
One of the worst was in the early days, had a girl come over and her body odour was so bad I lost my erection when she was on top and she had to blow me to keep the smell down wind
One of the best though would be being pegged on my back while the girl gave me a hand job, great orgasm.
One of the worst was in the early days, had a girl come over and her body odour was so bad I lost my erection when she was on top and she had to blow me to keep the smell down wind
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I know it is hard for me to narrow too, though one of the best or worst is fine lol. Just thought it would be a good topic and get us all chatting lol xxroyaldansk wrote: ↑Sat Dec 05, 2020 6:09 pm That's a really tough one to ask to just narrow best and worst down to 1 each, I've had multiple meets and times with girlfriends that could be considered best but each has been a different activity, and I've had a few bad times that I could say are the worst.
One of the best though would be being pegged on my back while the girl gave me a hand job, great orgasm.
One of the worst was in the early days, had a girl come over and her body odour was so bad I lost my erection when she was on top and she had to blow me to keep the smell down wind
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Worst: my first sexual experience. It involved someone 20 years older than me, Donner meat, oral and vomit... lots and lots of vomit.
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For the cheek of it. Sex with an ex girlfriend's mum in my ex's bed 4 days after the break up
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For the cheek of it. Sex with an ex girlfriend's mum in my ex's bed 4 days after the break up
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I am a personal stays personal type of person, so I’ll let you know about my punting experience. Only had two experience with punting, looking to change this though.
Best and my first time.
Was with the girl in the room and she was lovely kiss on the lips to calm me down and then we were off, laid down had a little cuddle and kiss, then she moved down me got me hard with her hands then lubed me up and then gave me a very nice tit wank, she was far too good and finished me off rather quickly, probably due to the first-time excitement of it all. then we had a bit more of a hug and kiss and I was getting hard again. She moved back down put a condom on with her mouth and then gave me the best blowjob of my life. save to say lasted a longer and she gave me a nice view of her arse and pussy when blowing me to completion. When it was all over, and I was dressed she gave me a kiss on the lips and sent me on my merry way.
Worst and 2nd time.
We entered the room she gave me a nice massage, then she gave me a tight condom that was struggling to stay on (not bragging here I’m perfectly average but a grower not a shower so she might have got the wrong impression) started to suck me off but the tight condom cut my blood off a bit too much and I started to look like an over ripe eggplant when I was hard she straddled and lowered herself on to me when then rode me like she was a robot stuck on the high setting and I lost any arousal and got soft and slipped out, she tried to get me hard again with her mouth but then the moment was gone and I called it there. I am not blaming the girl at all I should’ve said something, and she was very nice throughout all of it.
Best and my first time.
Was with the girl in the room and she was lovely kiss on the lips to calm me down and then we were off, laid down had a little cuddle and kiss, then she moved down me got me hard with her hands then lubed me up and then gave me a very nice tit wank, she was far too good and finished me off rather quickly, probably due to the first-time excitement of it all. then we had a bit more of a hug and kiss and I was getting hard again. She moved back down put a condom on with her mouth and then gave me the best blowjob of my life. save to say lasted a longer and she gave me a nice view of her arse and pussy when blowing me to completion. When it was all over, and I was dressed she gave me a kiss on the lips and sent me on my merry way.
Worst and 2nd time.
We entered the room she gave me a nice massage, then she gave me a tight condom that was struggling to stay on (not bragging here I’m perfectly average but a grower not a shower so she might have got the wrong impression) started to suck me off but the tight condom cut my blood off a bit too much and I started to look like an over ripe eggplant when I was hard she straddled and lowered herself on to me when then rode me like she was a robot stuck on the high setting and I lost any arousal and got soft and slipped out, she tried to get me hard again with her mouth but then the moment was gone and I called it there. I am not blaming the girl at all I should’ve said something, and she was very nice throughout all of it.
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This is a pretty tough one really, sounds simple enough, but there are so many. Okay...
Best (so far) my first steps into the more kinkier fun, naturally I'm not gonna go into detail and it can always be argued that technically as we don't know what is around the corner the best might yet be to come who knows!
Worst...well thhere was no experience. All my sexual experiences have been good, but the worst is punting related in which the WG never arrived. The experience that evening was sat on my own in a room waiting for someone that wasn't coming! Singing along to the 1976 classic by Eric Carman!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iN9CjAfo5n0
Best (so far) my first steps into the more kinkier fun, naturally I'm not gonna go into detail and it can always be argued that technically as we don't know what is around the corner the best might yet be to come who knows!
Worst...well thhere was no experience. All my sexual experiences have been good, but the worst is punting related in which the WG never arrived. The experience that evening was sat on my own in a room waiting for someone that wasn't coming! Singing along to the 1976 classic by Eric Carman!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iN9CjAfo5n0
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Got to ask been naive whats pegging on tbe backroyaldansk wrote: ↑Sat Dec 05, 2020 6:09 pm That's a really tough one to ask to just narrow best and worst down to 1 each, I've had multiple meets and times with girlfriends that could be considered best but each has been a different activity, and I've had a few bad times that I could say are the worst.
One of the best though would be being pegged on my back while the girl gave me a hand job, great orgasm.
One of the worst was in the early days, had a girl come over and her body odour was so bad I lost my erection when she was on top and she had to blow me to keep the smell down wind
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Having a woman fuck me with a strap on (pegging, being pegged) while I'm laying on my back,
Come on lord, a no show isn't a sexual experience, I had a girl take me to a house that wasn't hers or one she used, told me to wait near some bushes while she got the key as she walked down the drive, then 2 minutes later walked back onto the road away from me while talking on the phone, after I gave the money up front.LordLuken wrote: ↑Sat Dec 05, 2020 10:07 pm This is a pretty tough one really, sounds simple enough, but there are so many. Okay...
Best (so far) my first steps into the more kinkier fun, naturally I'm not gonna go into detail and it can always be argued that technically as we don't know what is around the corner the best might yet be to come who knows!
Worst...well thhere was no experience. All my sexual experiences have been good, but the worst is punting related in which the WG never arrived. The experience that evening was sat on my own in a room waiting for someone that wasn't coming! Singing along to the 1976 classic by Eric Carman!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iN9CjAfo5n0
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Yeah that is the point though Royal I've been pretty lucky, not really had worse yet.royaldansk wrote: ↑Sat Dec 05, 2020 11:27 pm Come on lord, a no show isn't a sexual experience, I had a girl take me to a house that wasn't hers or one she used, told me to wait near some bushes while she got the key as she walked down the drive, then 2 minutes later walked back onto the road away from me while talking on the phone, after I gave the money up front.
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Ok then,Lucky you haha. I think I visited tiffinys once, I saw a blonde there, I was laid upright on a bed and she was using a dildo on me, I was very relaxed it felt soo good, not sure what happened, either she pushed it in too far or I some how sucked it in but she some how let go and the full thing just went in me, panic set in for both of us haha but luckily she put a condom on it and with a little coaxing we got it out hahaha, the would have been one of those embarrassing I fell on it stories at the hospital hahaha
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Tough is that to be fair there has been so many
Worst probably be when I was about 18 my girlfriend at the time went home in a mood from town left me alone in good old sharkeys. I ended up bagging off , went home with a girl had a good bang and woke up to getting my head kicked in by her bloke and 2 mates .(served my right) . To make it worse I had to confess to my girlfriend at time what had happened when she inevitably wanted to call the rozzers.
Best well that would have to be when I banged my mate outside her home one night over a bollard , again in my late teens . Her dad and fiance looked out the window to see what all the noise was . It inevitably didn't go down well I did however manage to shoot my muck and be gone by time they got down the stairs just for pure comedy value of us both rushing to cum and be gone before theg got down this wins
Worst probably be when I was about 18 my girlfriend at the time went home in a mood from town left me alone in good old sharkeys. I ended up bagging off , went home with a girl had a good bang and woke up to getting my head kicked in by her bloke and 2 mates .(served my right) . To make it worse I had to confess to my girlfriend at time what had happened when she inevitably wanted to call the rozzers.
Best well that would have to be when I banged my mate outside her home one night over a bollard , again in my late teens . Her dad and fiance looked out the window to see what all the noise was . It inevitably didn't go down well I did however manage to shoot my muck and be gone by time they got down the stairs just for pure comedy value of us both rushing to cum and be gone before theg got down this wins
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That is fucking funny! tbf I was caught with an ex by his mother, he left the bedroom door wide open xxhullnymph87 wrote: ↑Sun Dec 06, 2020 8:48 am Tough is that to be fair there has been so many
Worst probably be when I was about 18 my girlfriend at the time went home in a mood from town left me alone in good old sharkeys. I ended up bagging off , went home with a girl had a good bang and woke up to getting my head kicked in by her bloke and 2 mates .(served my right) . To make it worse I had to confess to my girlfriend at time what had happened when she inevitably wanted to call the rozzers.
Bit of a naughty boy?
Best well that would have to be when I banged my mate outside her home one night over a bollard , again in my late teens . Her dad and fiance looked out the window to see what all the noise was . It inevitably didn't go down well I did however manage to shoot my muck and be gone by time they got down the stairs just for pure comedy value of us both rushing to cum and be gone before theg got down this wins
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I bet the girls who saw you haveLordLuken wrote: ↑Sat Dec 05, 2020 11:50 pmYeah that is the point though Royal I've been pretty lucky, not really had worse yet.royaldansk wrote: ↑Sat Dec 05, 2020 11:27 pm Come on lord, a no show isn't a sexual experience, I had a girl take me to a house that wasn't hers or one she used, told me to wait near some bushes while she got the key as she walked down the drive, then 2 minutes later walked back onto the road away from me while talking on the phone, after I gave the money up front.
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C'mon the Marko, lets hear yours!marko wrote: ↑Sun Dec 06, 2020 10:28 amI bet the girls who saw you haveLordLuken wrote: ↑Sat Dec 05, 2020 11:50 pmYeah that is the point though Royal I've been pretty lucky, not really had worse yet.royaldansk wrote: ↑Sat Dec 05, 2020 11:27 pm Come on lord, a no show isn't a sexual experience, I had a girl take me to a house that wasn't hers or one she used, told me to wait near some bushes while she got the key as she walked down the drive, then 2 minutes later walked back onto the road away from me while talking on the phone, after I gave the money up front.
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Bit of a naughty boy? I was a full on cunt back then I mean I'm still a cunt but I'm an alright cunt now ye I got caught by my old man and step mother many of times but iv never been shy and don't get embarrassed so all good xIvy-mai wrote: ↑Sun Dec 06, 2020 10:10 amThat is fucking funny! tbf I was caught with an ex by his mother, he left the bedroom door wide open xxhullnymph87 wrote: ↑Sun Dec 06, 2020 8:48 am Tough is that to be fair there has been so many
Worst probably be when I was about 18 my girlfriend at the time went home in a mood from town left me alone in good old sharkeys. I ended up bagging off , went home with a girl had a good bang and woke up to getting my head kicked in by her bloke and 2 mates .(served my right) . To make it worse I had to confess to my girlfriend at time what had happened when she inevitably wanted to call the rozzers.
Bit of a naughty boy?
Best well that would have to be when I banged my mate outside her home one night over a bollard , again in my late teens . Her dad and fiance looked out the window to see what all the noise was . It inevitably didn't go down well I did however manage to shoot my muck and be gone by time they got down the stairs just for pure comedy value of us both rushing to cum and be gone before theg got down this wins
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Pretty sure most have been there! either in their younger days, or older days . Its how you learn lol xxhullnymph87 wrote: ↑Sun Dec 06, 2020 4:31 pmBit of a naughty boy? I was a full on cunt back then I mean I'm still a cunt but I'm an alright cunt now ye I got caught by my old man and step mother many of times but iv never been shy and don't get embarrassed so all good xIvy-mai wrote: ↑Sun Dec 06, 2020 10:10 amThat is fucking funny! tbf I was caught with an ex by his mother, he left the bedroom door wide open xxhullnymph87 wrote: ↑Sun Dec 06, 2020 8:48 am Tough is that to be fair there has been so many
Worst probably be when I was about 18 my girlfriend at the time went home in a mood from town left me alone in good old sharkeys. I ended up bagging off , went home with a girl had a good bang and woke up to getting my head kicked in by her bloke and 2 mates .(served my right) . To make it worse I had to confess to my girlfriend at time what had happened when she inevitably wanted to call the rozzers.
Bit of a naughty boy?
Best well that would have to be when I banged my mate outside her home one night over a bollard , again in my late teens . Her dad and fiance looked out the window to see what all the noise was . It inevitably didn't go down well I did however manage to shoot my muck and be gone by time they got down the stairs just for pure comedy value of us both rushing to cum and be gone before theg got down this wins
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Character buildingIvy-mai wrote: ↑Sun Dec 06, 2020 4:44 pmPretty sure most have been there! either in their younger days, or older days . Its how you learn lol xxhullnymph87 wrote: ↑Sun Dec 06, 2020 4:31 pmBit of a naughty boy? I was a full on cunt back then I mean I'm still a cunt but I'm an alright cunt now ye I got caught by my old man and step mother many of times but iv never been shy and don't get embarrassed so all good xIvy-mai wrote: ↑Sun Dec 06, 2020 10:10 amThat is fucking funny! tbf I was caught with an ex by his mother, he left the bedroom door wide open xxhullnymph87 wrote: ↑Sun Dec 06, 2020 8:48 am Tough is that to be fair there has been so many
Worst probably be when I was about 18 my girlfriend at the time went home in a mood from town left me alone in good old sharkeys. I ended up bagging off , went home with a girl had a good bang and woke up to getting my head kicked in by her bloke and 2 mates .(served my right) . To make it worse I had to confess to my girlfriend at time what had happened when she inevitably wanted to call the rozzers.
Bit of a naughty boy?
Best well that would have to be when I banged my mate outside her home one night over a bollard , again in my late teens . Her dad and fiance looked out the window to see what all the noise was . It inevitably didn't go down well I did however manage to shoot my muck and be gone by time they got down the stairs just for pure comedy value of us both rushing to cum and be gone before theg got down this wins
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ffs! Pmsl xxhullnymph87 wrote: ↑Sun Dec 06, 2020 5:03 pmWhat doesn't kill you or give you aids makes you stronger
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At the tender age of 14 after playing football with my mates. We all went back to his unexpectedly. We caught his mum and dad at it... but his mum was being daddy and and his dad was dressed like a mummy.hullnymph87 wrote: ↑Sun Dec 06, 2020 4:48 pmCharacter buildingIvy-mai wrote: ↑Sun Dec 06, 2020 4:44 pmPretty sure most have been there! either in their younger days, or older days . Its how you learn lol xxhullnymph87 wrote: ↑Sun Dec 06, 2020 4:31 pmBit of a naughty boy? I was a full on cunt back then I mean I'm still a cunt but I'm an alright cunt now ye I got caught by my old man and step mother many of times but iv never been shy and don't get embarrassed so all good x
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hullnymph87 wrote: ↑Sun Dec 06, 2020 9:32 pmthe master wrote: ↑Sun Dec 06, 2020 6:18 pmAs long as I get the royaltiesIvy-mai wrote: ↑Sun Dec 06, 2020 5:06 pmI am so getting that quote on a tshirthullnymph87 wrote: ↑Sun Dec 06, 2020 5:03 pm
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That was a nice one, on your 1st go! Sorry to hear about the strangulation on the 2nd though xxLiamTA wrote: ↑Sat Dec 05, 2020 9:32 pm I am a personal stays personal type of person, so I’ll let you know about my punting experience. Only had two experience with punting, looking to change this though.
Best and my first time.
Was with the girl in the room and she was lovely kiss on the lips to calm me down and then we were off, laid down had a little cuddle and kiss, then she moved down me got me hard with her hands then lubed me up and then gave me a very nice tit wank, she was far too good and finished me off rather quickly, probably due to the first-time excitement of it all. then we had a bit more of a hug and kiss and I was getting hard again. She moved back down put a condom on with her mouth and then gave me the best blowjob of my life. save to say lasted a longer and she gave me a nice view of her arse and pussy when blowing me to completion. When it was all over, and I was dressed she gave me a kiss on the lips and sent me on my merry way.
Worst and 2nd time.
We entered the room she gave me a nice massage, then she gave me a tight condom that was struggling to stay on (not bragging here I’m perfectly average but a grower not a shower so she might have got the wrong impression) started to suck me off but the tight condom cut my blood off a bit too much and I started to look like an over ripe eggplant when I was hard she straddled and lowered herself on to me when then rode me like she was a robot stuck on the high setting and I lost any arousal and got soft and slipped out, she tried to get me hard again with her mouth but then the moment was gone and I called it there. I am not blaming the girl at all I should’ve said something, and she was very nice throughout all of it.
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