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We join the Lunatic Asylum late into the evening. Producer Champ has been laughing most of the day in a most evil plotting something kind of way, and now it's dawned on the production staff just why he's been laughing! A new inmate!! Producer Champ has decided it's time for a new inmate to enter the Big Brother Asylum and this inmate seems likely to shake up the fabric of the existing inmates!

"Attention Big Brother Inmates!!" Booms the voice of Big Brother...
"This evening a new inmate has arrived, called Scarlet"
The doors are unlocked and in walks the new mysterious house mate.
"Shock and awe..... in walks a brand new housemate, Scarlet." She annonces as she enters through the door and into the Reception area.

The inmates take turns to introduce themselves and all seems relaxed for the moment while everyone gets to know their new housemate. As the evening progresses, it becomes clear to everyone that Ivy and Scarlet naturally seem to gravatate to one another, it's not fully clear to the inmates at this moment the reaosn why, most assume it's because Scarlet and Ivy are now the only females in the Asylum and will naturally bond and support one another...

Just when everyone was enjoying themselves, the Big Brother Voice Summons Scarlet to the Diary Room.
"Good evening Scarlet and welcome to the Big Brother Asylum" The Voice announces.
"Big Brother is going to take the unusual step of assiging you a secret mission"
"You're task will be to help inmate Ivy with her secret challenge, but if you accept you are not to let any of the others know, or hint of your secret mission, Ivy will be made aware by big brother, until then you are not to tell her".
"If you are both successful you will both receive a very special reward from Big Brother, but should you both fail you will both have to take part in the forfeit challenge".
"Do you accept this challenge?"
After a moment's thought Scarlet accepts the challenge.
"Thank you Scarlet, you may now return to the other Inmates" "Big Brother will be in contact with you shortly to give you the challenge".

Scarlet returns to the group, with everyone looking somewhat confused, she winks to Ivy and says "Let's not go there!" and everyone resumes their discussions.

What will the challenge be....? :think:
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LordLuken wrote: Thu Dec 10, 2020 11:37 pm We join the Lunatic Asylum late into the evening. Producer Champ has been laughing most of the day in a most evil plotting something kind of way, and now it's dawned on the production staff just why he's been laughing! A new inmate!! Producer Champ has decided it's time for a new inmate to enter the Big Brother Asylum and this inmate seems likely to shake up the fabric of the existing inmates!

"Attention Big Brother Inmates!!" Booms the voice of Big Brother...
"This evening a new inmate has arrived, called Scarlet"
The doors are unlocked and in walks the new mysterious house mate.
"Shock and awe..... in walks a brand new housemate, Scarlet." She annonces as she enters through the door and into the Reception area.

The inmates take turns to introduce themselves and all seems relaxed for the moment while everyone gets to know their new housemate. As the evening progresses, it becomes clear to everyone that Ivy and Scarlet naturally seem to gravatate to one another, it's not fully clear to the inmates at this moment the reaosn why, most assume it's because Scarlet and Ivy are now the only females in the Asylum and will naturally bond and support one another...

Just when everyone was enjoying themselves, the Big Brother Voice Summons Scarlet to the Diary Room.
"Good evening Scarlet and welcome to the Big Brother Asylum" The Voice announces.
"Big Brother is going to take the unusual step of assiging you a secret mission"
"You're task will be to help inmate Ivy with her secret challenge, but if you accept you are not to let any of the others know, or hint of your secret mission, Ivy will be made aware by big brother, until then you are not to tell her".
"If you are both successful you will both receive a very special reward from Big Brother, but should you both fail you will both have to take part in the forfeit challenge".
"Do you accept this challenge?"
After a moment's thought Scarlet accepts the challenge.
"Thank you Scarlet, you may now return to the other Inmates" "Big Brother will be in contact with you shortly to give you the challenge".

Scarlet returns to the group, with everyone looking somewhat confused, she winks to Ivy and says "Let's not go there!" and everyone resumes their discussions.

What will the challenge be....? :think:
I'm absolutely gripped and on the edge of my seat! Can't wait to find out the challenge and what mischief the big brother asylum will have us up to haha xx
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Sc4rl3t wrote: Thu Dec 10, 2020 10:29 pm Shock and awe..... in walks a brand new housemate, Scarlet.
Welcome to the Madhouse, housemate!
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Sc4rl3t wrote: Thu Dec 10, 2020 10:29 pm Shock and awe..... in walks a brand new housemate, Scarlet.
Or is it just Mad's new transvestite alter ego after not getting the stockings he wanted so he could become a full Tina Turner drag act (thanks to Producer champ)
who is brave enough to find out if she is real or not or just an a figment of our imaginations? The house mates are very dubious of this 'new female' as the last one turned out to have a cock and be born Iain...... didnt they Ivy !?!? (Nothing wrong with that, but having an 9inch penis poking out of a mini skirt during breakfast is a bit off putting, especially if you are having breakfast at Maccy Ds and wonder if the staff have asked if they 'want to go large for 30p extra' and what would happen if said person went 'large' and if it would be inappropriate to ask the staff if they can make yourself go large the bargain price of 30p, or get a semi for 22p)
They have learnt not to judge a book by its cover as 'scarlet' could identify as male, female, both, none or even a fridge freezer but the house mates want to make this new person / fridge freezer / imaginary friend very welcome.
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Its dinner time in the HAF asylum, housemates still haven't realised, that ivy and scarlet are sisters from other misters.
Not one inkling that this troublesome twosome are about to make things very difficult for master!
Lord finally got his way on the request for minions, and now has little yellow people running around the asylum, shouting bananas 🍌.
Mad is having some respite away from master in the diary room and has figured he's going to ask ivy if there's any way he can help dispose of the body and make a lifeless doll of master.
Producer Champ is yet to confirm the secret mission to ivy and scarlet, though we think we may know what it is.... especially given masters unruly behaviour recently.
Scarlet is keeping the boys in the house happy, whilst doing a pole dance for them, though master is sat in the corner with his elf on the shelf and had it stuck around his penis, leaving producer champ with no choice but to power hose him down, he clearly can't handle watching women on poles.
Liam is having the time of his life watching scarlet wrap herself around the pole, so much so, you can see him reaching into his pants, he says he's itching but the crew are dubious as to what he's really doing.

Ivy is cooking something in the kitchen that vaguely resembles a human hand, we dint know where she got the meat but one member of the production team hasn't turned out for work today.
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Day 19 in the big brother asylum and we go live to the house, so please to not say Cunt or Fuck.

Producer Champ is a very relieved person due to 2 things that he has managed to get right.
1st was Lords request at having little yellow minions running around. After googling 'minions' he then realised what those yellow things that work for lord were and quickly hung up the phone to China and international incident that could of lead to world war 3 was averted.
More pleasingly though is the use of the stripper pole again.
As Champ looked at fridge freezer... erm sorry, I mean Scarlet just as he had done on his hidden cameras, he got very aroused, however it took the housemates a little longer to get in to the spirit of things due to last time it was used.

The pole was installed ages ago as a bit of entertainment, however it was only used the once and never spoke of or looked at again after the events of "that night"
Last time is was used resulted in 3 days of spewing like a shook up bottle of fanta orange from the housemates, as Ivy had been doing a sexy dance for them.
Last time it was used it was used by ivy, wearing a mini skirt and top, ivy had got to the top of the pole, took her top off to reveal 2 perfect size and shape tits. The housemates pretty much came in their pants at that point. Even from that high up, Ivy could see the guys really really liked her with some even touching themselves.
Loving the attention, She wrapped her legs around the pole, leant back and slide slowly down the pole upside down, unfortunately gravity got her skirt and it flopped over her tummy.
The housemate already covered in their own pre cum at the sight of a topless ivy were enjoying the show until what can only be described as a baby tree trunk is seen emerging from her skirt as it got stuck and rubs down the pole, causing that awful screeching noise as its dragged down the pole, closely followed by 2 of the biggest testicles you have ever seen, seeming gripping the pole for dear life.
This is then followed by projectile vomit, crying, shame and confusion from the housemates, as they all up to this point had some very naughty dreams about ivy. Ivy was really an ian.

Scarlett dance seems to have got the house mates attention, especially TM, not because how sexy she looked or because of the dance, but he wondered if she had cleaned the pole since he used it as a fireman pole whilst naked last.
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It's another day in the Big brother asylum and TM is in the diary room needing some advice.

Ever since TM has seen Ivy and Scarlet interacting with one another, he has had urges and is struggling to control them.

TM has asked Producer Champ for advice. Producer Champ roles his eyes as he now has to explain to the simpleton TM about the birds and the bees.
TM explains that he sees the girls, his pee pee stick goes very hard and he squirts his 'happy juice' everywhere. (His own words) TM shows Champ his erect, battered, bruised blistered and abused penis.
Champ is instantly sick in his mouth but then composes himself and explains
"When a boy likes a girl a lot, they want to become a mummy and daddy and have a baby, this is why you are big down there"
Understanding a little bit more on my TM gets hard all the time and it's not just something to play with, TM leaves the diary room still confused of how a baby is made.
TM asks Mad. Mads response was "ask someone else, the way I like to do it you cant get babies that way"
Lord is approached by TM. TM asks and Lord, Lord being wiser, sits TM down and explains that the 'Happy Goo' that TM smears on the floor and windows actually goes between the woman's legs and that's how you make a baby.
TM now reads too much in to what his hard on means and thinks that he must spread his seed amongst them.
TM has hatched a plan to get his goo in between the girls legs.
Ivy is cooking and Scarlet is dancing for the other house mates, so TM puts his plan in action. He has figured out that underpants are the closest thing to go between the girls legs so he enters the girls bedroom and open the underwear draw and started ejaculating, covering the girls underwear in semen and blood from his blistered cock.
TM then notices something in Ivys draw, he know Ivy liked baking and cooking and TM has found what can only be a big purple rolling pin with veins
and a rounded end. Judging by the size of it, Ivy must be making a huge cake.
In Scarlets draw their is a manikin, TM thinks that Scarlet must be a fashion model or something like that, but closer inspection, TM concludes that she must have lots of watches or bracelets as he can only find the rubber fist and forearm of the manikin and it is rather sticky.

TM is looking forward to seeing what Ivy is cooking and cant wait to see her use her big purple rolling pin, he is also curious as to where the rest of Scarlets manikin is.
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SECURITY TO THE BIG BROTHER ASYLUM. SECURITY TO THE BIG BROTHER ASYLUM.

Mad is furious at TM. it turns out that it was not Ivys and Scarlets draw, but was actually Mad draws full of vintage lace underwear and celebrity sex toys that belonged to Sylvester Stallone from his porn days and Anne widdecombe from her porn days too.

Mad is demanding that TM is punished and the underwear collection gets washed.

Producer champ agrees and TM is sent to the stocks.
The other house mates are thinking of a punishment and they decide to go old school and throw foul smelling food and rotten food at him in the stocks.... or Ivys cooking as its commonly called.
Ivy feels she should administer the punishment as TM has caused her the most issues and it is her cooking.
Lord on hearing this actually feels sorry for the little guy as he feels perhaps he should of explained things to TM a little better.
Lord stand and says that he will take the punishment in TMs place. Very noble of Lord and nothing to do with Ivy throwing food at him whilst restained. He does have one request, that Ivy is naked and calls him a naughty dirty boy whilst doing it.
Lord is taken TMs punishment with glee as Ivy is throwing cakes, chops, beef joints, mash potatoes, beans and angel delight at him, covering him head to toe in food, even his rather large erection is covered in cake frosting.
Mad still feels that TM needs punishing, that then remembers the advice he gave TM and "not the way I like to do it" and the amount of times he has taken the piss out of Ivys penis, he decides to restrain TM over a kitchen stool and do something anal to him. Obviously not being in to guys, Mad or liam are not doing it, Ivy is throwing food at Lord,so that leaves Scarlet.
Meanwhile in the Production room, Champ has come good and promised to wash Mads vintage collection, but at the sight of housemate Scarlet pegging TM, it gets too much for Champ as he watches without blinking and has goosebumps at hearing TM scream as he is sodomised by a scarlet that goes like a Duracell battery powered rabbit.
This is too much for house mate Liam as it brings back flash backs from his time in the Scouts and being in the 'special' tent with camp leader Savile, the screams are a too familiar to him.
It also appears too much for Champ as he is now sniffing the underwear he was meant to be washing and using other bits of underwear as a wank rag.
The live feed to the house is cut short by the HAF executive team when Champ is heard demanding Ivy smear herself in Angel delight whilst naked, and demands scarlet gets naked and oil her self up as she pegs TM to death.
Complainant's have started flooding in after what is being described as 'a continuous clapping noise' coming from the production room and the words "take it you little bitch, squeal for uncle Champ" are heard through the loud speakers of the house.
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Mid-afternoon in the Big Brother Asylum...as we return to the inmates; peace has been restored by the production Security team who entered the house mob-handed, seperated all of the inmates and took them to seperate areas of the Asylum. All that is except for TM, TM who has been taken by force by four of the Security team, lead by Security Team Leader Olga Flamingo to a seperate area for more extreme measures of calming the increasingly out of control TM down. Olga Flamingo we learn is herself on loan from The Luken Manor Security team whilst Lord is presently an inmate and whilst the Luken Estate's flock of Flamingos are considered safe whilst TM is also confined to the Asylum.
The Production Team have decided that Producer Champ needs restbite and have for the time being relieved him of his duties. Champ has been escorted from the Production facilities by Security staff and sent off in an awaiting limosine to an unknown destination, though we have learnt that he will be questioned by higher management investigating the apparent lack of discipline at the Asylum these past couple of weeks.
Production staff have been fore-warned the temporary stand in for Producer Champ may well be the Meniacle Roomy...A Christmas hating fellow who is not exactly suited to Production work at tihs time of year.
Production Psycologists and Doctors have decided the best course of action for the wayward TM is to administer an injection to sedate him and allow him sometime to rest and regain his composure before being allowed to return to the general population of the Asylum.
As we rejoin the inmates, Lord is in the Diary Room, furious of his recent mishandling by the Production Security Team and threatening to have his Minions pay a visit to the Production offices and have them see his way of thinking, threats which are being largely ignored and mocked by the Asylum productionists.
TM is for once, fast asleep causing no issues, having been administered a strong sedative, he is still being guarded by the Security Staff who will impose a twenty four hour isolation and will observe him during the enforced time-out period.
Inmates Ivy, Liam, Scarlet and Mad have been released from their own isolations and allowed to return to the Asylum common area to chat and have fun. Although, it does appear that inmates Ivy and Scarlet are conspiring some mischief or other as they have found a spot away from the others and seem to be doing a lot of whispering and giggling....
Are they perhaps, trying to guess what the upcoming Secret Mission is, or has that now been put on hold in the Abscence of Producer Champ...? :shifty: :think:
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Security at the Big brother asylum had previously injected TM with tranquilizers however this did not seem enough as he stirred, so kind hearted Ivy has donated some of her "special sleeping vapours" or to you and me, chloroform.

Security are on high alarm as TM is passed out in a puddle of his own drool and faeces as he uncontrollably let's go of his bowls. Can the security staff cope with the warm stench?
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Another day in the big brother house and ivy and scarlet keep going to the toilet together, we are now allowed cameras in the toilets and so we can not hear them! This is worrying housemates, as these two are known for plotting again master. Xx
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In the Big brother asylum, producer champ is heard signing to himself.
He watches you when you're sleeping
He knows when you're awake
He knows if you've been bad or good.
And he likes to masterbate.

As Champ watches Ivy and Scarlett go to the toilet. Neither come out covered in poo, so Champs fantasy of lesbian scat action has been dashed.
Perhaps Ivys water infection is back and spread to Scarlet through sharing toys or perhaps Scarlet is showing Ivy how to pee whilst sat down, since the house got fitted with a ladies toilet when Scarlet arrived. Whatever is going on, the house mates are intrigued and TM has finally woke up after been chloroform.
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TM has reached out to the executives and Wraith and lined his pocket with a crisp £10 as a 'subscription' fee. With his the Guards now turn a blind eye and TM is allowed to leave his cell. On walking through the house,TM recalls some rather erotic and sexual aggressive dreams and penguins... slightly confused by this, he not has a hankering for tuna and likes to look of the rockery in the BB garden with it's new water feature to go with the 6ft deep pond that Ivy and Liam dug..... actually on closer inspection the water feature is just Ivy masturbating in the garden again.
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"Oh ffs are we still doing this!!" Is heard coming from the presenter. As we go live to the Big brother asylum.

Ever since Tm bribed his way out of incarceration he has been having vivid flashbacks to what he saw and heard whilst lying in a pool of his own body fluids.
Ignoring his lust for penguins, he is concentrating on hearing what of of the security staff was talking about a lot whilst guarding Tm. He remembers the is was a website forum about sex, kinks, fetishes and sexuality and i was called HAF. Tm is very curious about this website that sounds delightful and maybe take him away from the conversation of the other house mates.
With the security now on the payroll of Tm, he asks to borrow the security guards phone. He types HAF and is expecting to see adult services and vice, but he is actually very shocked to see the words. "Bait" "Catch" "Netting", "Lure", "gutting", "Eating", "Putting them in the Water afterwards" and a competition of "show us your tackle"

On looking at this and getting Hull Angling Forum confused with Hull Adult Forum, alarm bells are ringing in Tms head.
This security staff has a kink for killing and eating people and after Tm had caught him wanking over Ivy and Scarlet, released that thise 2 must be the intended targets.
Tm is not too fussed if the 2 girls get killed and eaten, but he knows that with the 2 girls gone and house with just guys, it would take 23 minutes and 49 seconds for the remainder house mates to resort to rampant homosexuality behaviours.
Tm not wanting to get bummed reports this to Champ who then reports the security to the police and the security is removed whilst they investigate his phone.
The police can can see that their has been a mix up with HAF and the security staff was not going to catch and eat a house mate, but the security is arrested for having pictures on his photo of extremely small make genitals under the file "show us your tackle" The police can only assume that it is a picture of a childs genitals despite the security staff claiming the pictures were of Tm.

Producer champ is actually a bit disappointed not to see a mass anal orgy amongst the male house members, as the memories of Champ and his church going days come flooding back.
Champ doesnt talk about his church days much, but whatever he did he must of been good, because sometimes when he leaves the mic on, you can hear Von (the 19 year old Vietnamese
stage help) crying "oh god, god yes" "jesus im coming" at Champs doing. It is testament to Champ as i dont think the Asian counties share the same church going beliefs as the western world, but Champ has converted him.
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As we go back to the Big brother asylum. Calmness descends again after TM was woke up at 0730 by a delivery driver, who is now dismembered and scattered around the garden.

House mate Ivy appears to have a visitor, a nice girl called Georgia, They are off in a quiet corner talking about where they had worked in the past and if they can put a finger on if they worked together.

Producer champ spits his morning coffee out at as he hears the girls talking and something about fingers. Champ rings his therapists as he has the urge to chronically masturbate again.

New girl Georgia and ivy are trying to work out if they know each other, but this is proving difficult as Georgia by her own admission has gone by many names in the past and may actually be schizophrenic with multiple characters or a secret agent. Georgia is having a hard time placing ivy, as she knew ivy as Iain... or the nickname "elephant man" not because of her looks, but because of her long trunk like penis and she was an actual man.

Lord is in the kitchen singing "food glories food" and being very graphic about what he wants to do to a rotisserie chicken.

Liam has his dog collar and is being led in to a room with scarlet. Moments later all you hear is the crack of a whip and Liam doing what sounds like a piggy squeal impression. Either they are doing some fucked up peppa pig role play or Scarlet has been turned on by fresh ripped open delivery driver and is in the mood for pain.

This leaves Mad and Tm. On hearing Liam squealing like a piggy, this triggers something in Tm and he is now hearing banjos and the tune from deliverance. Tm has never noticed before, but with banjos ringing in his head, he looks at Mad and thinks that Mad has actually got a real pretty mouth.

Mad is only saved from a facefucking hillbilly style by Tm after Tm spots a member of the clean up crew on all 4s in the garden, attempting to clear the remains of the delivery driver, Tm runs over to the clean up crew and stops them as "tm has not finished playing with the delivery driver yet"
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Early hours in the morning in the Big Brother Asylum.

Producer champ is watch the house mates sleep.

Scarlet is fast asleep in her leather boots with liam curled up at her feet, sucking on her heel as he dreams. This will make mistress Scarlet very happy and perhaps give liam some special cock and ball torture with her feet in the morning.

Mad is asleep but must of been playing cops and robbers before bed and he has got a pair of ivys tights over his face and a lot of saturated tissues next to him.

Lord is fast asleep too as he dreams of knocking down an orphanage just to get the orphans to build him a new wing on Lord manor. He seems to be muttering, Die orphan Anne Die.

Ivy is fast asleep too, and it looks like she has been playing make believe too as she lays on her back and looks like a shark with a huge fin poking up the covers and muttering that she loves the feel of swimmers on her face and down her throat.

Producer champ has to do a double take on seeing Georgia asleep as she appears to be sleeping with Phil and Grant Mitchell on her chest. Champ can not believe it and is ready to go and ask the Mitchell brothers for an autograph when he realizes that those were Georgia's breasts and it would be inappropriate to touch them and ask for an autograph.

Next we go to Tm...... or we would do, but Producer champ is still looking at Georgia's chest through the camera.
Some 6 hours and 51 minutes later the cameras are still on Georgia, Nevermind that Tm has seen the light and read the whole bible and started repenting his sins and asking for forgiveness.... nowp, champ is lost and a dribbling wreck, nothing else can snap champ out of his fixation. After seeing Georgia fast asleep, Champ has been left questioning if he likes big breasts or does he have a hidden homosexual lust for Phil and Grant Mitchell?!
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Its 2 days before gorge food fest day and shit film day aka Christmas in the Big brother house.

The girls are in the Christmas spirt and wearing naughty Christmas santa outfits. Ivy looks hot in her mini outfit that just sits below her bum and her peekaboo style top exposing her tits.

There is nothing Peekaboo about Georgia's outfit as her dress struggles to contain her breasts. Champ still can now work out if he likes big breasts or Phil and grant Mitchell. She looks adorable in a cheeky little hat too.

Scarlet I assume has gone for a steampunk look as she is dressed in full red and white pvc and thigh high boots.

Oddly enough the boys are in to Christmas too and have dressed as elves. Unfortunately at the sight of the girls, the guys have no wear to hide their 'happiness' in side their leggings. Some as smuggling what looks like a sausage, whilst others have made a hole and let it be free.


The Christmas elves are making toys for all the good little girls and boys, however this being a HAF forum asylum, all the boys know is what they play with and what toys the girls play with.

The girls are motivating the elves. Ivy in her short dress is bending over and leaning over a lot, Georgia is skipping everywhere and has baby oiled herself and scarlet is stroking her whip and standing on grapes whilst calling us pathetic.

Liam has made a life sized penis of his own penis, as he plays with his a lot and it brings him happiness, so figures it will bring happiness to others.

Mad has been looking in the girls draws and found what they like to play with, not knowing exactly what they are because of their colour and size and how disproportionate it is to him, he assumes they are torches, but no longer work and just buzz when you turn it on. Mad has decided that the girls like to read, so he puts a wick inside the torches so you can light them up and they can read the angry sexual messages Champ sends them.
Not sure a flaming dildo will catch on, but I'm sure Scarlet can make it work on someone, failing that Ivy most certainly can put out the flames as she is a human fire truck. (I mean she can squirt water. Not have many men with large helmets inside her at once whilst she is shouting nee nor nee nor nee nor)

Lord has been taken to A&E after trying to make chocolate willy's out of his own cock as a mold, this resulted in Lord pouring very hot chocolate over his genitals and burning himself. The emergency services were not called right away as Lords cry of "oh fuck, God, yesssss" as he smeared chocolate over his balls, didn't sound like he was in pain with 3rd degree burns, but instead rather liked it.

TM. He has been festive and not made a toy, but he has been making mistletoe and putting it up all over the place. This seems rather sweet of TM until ivy discovers that one of her bottles of chloroform is missing and has been used to lace the mistletoe. TM, reasoning is that he wants to spread the love at this time of year, and why not offer a special kiss under the mistletoe.
On closer inspection of this mistletoe, it is dripping with Mads anal lube, condoms and dosed
in chloroform, for if you want more than just a kiss under the mistletoe.
Champ and the housemates are shocked at this but are even more shocked that orders are flying in from all over the world for this very rapey Mistletoe idea. Apparently its the must have thing in prisons this year, as well as the face mask of Lords cumface.

TMs heart is warmed that the thought of even the naughty boys get a special kiss under the mistletoe whilst wearing a Lord cumface mask.
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It is nearly Christmas eve in the Big brother asylum.

Thanks to very horny prisons and their lust for other inmates, the house mates are in profile. The house mates have enough money to make bail this year (even though the front door is wide open and they can come and go as they please) who would of thought that crime would actually pay for rapey mistletoe.

Lord (fresh back from A&E with a plaster cast over his big boy area) also has made a mint with the royalties from his cum face mask.

Lord surprises the housemates with him dressing as santa and has a bag full of gifts for them.

Lord / santa sits on a seat and invites Georgia to sit on his lap.
Georgia sits on Lord santas lap, however she has sat right on Lords plaster cast just as Lord says "I've got something large for you"
Georgia, not knowing that Lord has a plaster cast down there, and thought Lord santa was being a dirty old man with an erection, stands up and slaps santa.
Georgia is about to storm out when Lord santa stands up and calls her back just as he is lowering his trousers.... Georgia is horrified that Lord could be so crude until she notices that Lord is actually showing her is plaster cast from the chocolate incident from earlier and that he did not have a hard on... Well not one that she could see at least.
Lord santa reaches over and gives Georgia her present to open on Christmas day.
Next up is Ivy.
She sits on Lord santas lap but misses the plaster cast and sits further up, so now the plaster cast is poking ivy's dress and between her legs.
Lord looks down at the strange lump poking from ivy's dress and wonders if the stories about ivy are true. Ivy realises that it looks like she has a cock and puts her hand over the lump and tries to push it down, this makes Lord scream in pleasure and pain.
Lord santa gifts ivy her present after basically getting a accidental rough hand job off her.
Now its scarlets turn.
She jumps on Lord santas lap and is penetrated. Being in to taboo, scarlet is actually a bit turned on by being fucked by santa. Scarlet is really riding Lords plaster cast. Thinking that Lord santa had just fucked her, she then gets off and then bends Lord santa over the chair and attaches a strap on the size of a chair leg to her and says "my turn"
Lord santa is then heard shouting "no no no just take what you want, please don't break me"
Scarlet walks off with her new present to open on Christmas day.

The guys would of gone to see santa too, but between them and santa was a bit of TM s rapey Mistletoe with chloroform and anal lube on it and no sign of TM.
Convinced that TM would have his way with them if they passed under it, they opted not to visit santa, plus they could see that santa was still sporting a rather large erection, asking them to sit on his lap and he will give them something special. Either way, they run the risk of a bumming..... much to the disappointment of a pre cum soaked Champ, watching and waiting.... expecting and longing for his version of a nightmare before Christmas.
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Christmas eve in the Big brother asylum. The housemates are looking forward to going to see loved ones.

Suddenly over the PA system Producer champ is frantically shouting "Our Lord is coming, the Lord is coming"

House mates turning to Lord and seeing him sat there nicely eating his breakfast are slightly confused by Champs declaration.
Has Lord been experimenting with prostate massaging love eggs again and is sat eating whilst uncontrollably shooting hot lumpy porridge from his porridge gun? Or Is producer champ watching old footage of our "private moments" again and forgot to turn the mic off!?!

No.... in actual fact we have been mainly concentrating on santa, we forgot Champ is highly religous and had pictures of choir boys all over his walls. Champ was actually talking about The Lord Jesus Christ.

Champ has asked the housemates to produce a nativity play for him.
Liam Mad and TM are the 3 wise men.
Ivy is Joseph
Georgia is Mary
Scarlet is the in keeper
And Lord is our Lord the saviour.

Mad thinks he has seen this porno before about a hotel owner, 2 tired vulnerable women and 3 guys in a barn full of animals. He is actually shocked when he reads the script and its not his latest hotel review.

Mary and Joseph are looking for a hospital in The peoples Republic of Hull, however they can not find one as LordLuken has made them all in to additions to his mansion.
Very tired and giving up hope, Mary and Joseph stubble upon 3 wise men.
The wise men are washing pvc boots with their tongues and clearing a stable area with their hands only.
Joseph asks
"WTF are you freaks doing"
In which wise man liam replies
"Gurrrr mmgurr gurr"
Taking the ball gag out of liams mouth, Joseph asked again.
Wise man liam explains that they are trying to please mistress inn keeper Scarlet so that they can sleep at the foot of her bed tonight.
With time running out, Mary and Joseph decide to ask the inn keeper.
Unfortunately Scarlet the inn keeper was full that night, so full in fact that she had guys suspended from the walls and the ceilings and also sleeping in dog beds, she had also got rid of the furniture and had guys as tablets and chairs.
Scarlet noticing how good a job the 3 wise men have done in the stable, offers mary and Joseph this for the night.
Mary and Joseph sit down with the wise men, who are very curious as to how young couple came to be here.
Mary and Joseph start to explain about the miracle conception and why they are here.
Georgia and Ivy had returned from town on their space hoppers, whilst covered in babyoil and naked after they had been bra shopping.
All oiled up and tired, they collapse on the bed together, but they have a fight over the pillows. After the pillow fight they had gone to shower together and soap each other up.
However little did they realise that Lord had followed them on his space hopper, all oiled up and naked too.
The sight of ivy and Georgia wrestling in angel delight.... (sorry, did I mention that bit) was too much for Lord, who broke in to the home and ate the angel delight whist the girls were showering together in a hot steamy shower with a loofer..... erm.... sorry, lost track.
Lord had actually ejaculated on a chair whilst eating and unbeknown to the girls, after the shower Georgia had sat in it.
Being 2 females with child in Hornsea in these times was deemed as witchcraft, so the girls had to flee to Hull and change their names to Mary and Joseph.

Mary is then heard screaming
"CHRIST, LORD IS COMING, LORD IS COMING"

(enter Lord on the stage)

As the housemates wipe Lords semen off them, they gaze down on Lord, in a crib wearing adult nappies and swigging rum from a bottle.

The wise men feel that they should gift the new parents something as they are going to need it with that ugly fucking child.
Wise man mad has gifted Georgia with a gopro camera, so she can attach it to Lord and record his first achievements, for example, the first tie he is held to Georgia's chest, the fist time he breast feeds, the first time he catches ivy and Georgia going at it like 2 Jack Russell's on steroids and viagra.
Wise man TM has seen how difficult it has been for new dad Ivy and gets her some traditional father gifts of slippers and a pipe, but as this is Hull, all he could really find was a crack pipe and some nike airforce 1 trainers, a voucher maccy Ds and a dildo, so if the other gifts are no good, at least she can go fuck herself (in the nicest possible way)
Wise man Liam has seen what this act of kindness has done to the group and wants to give Scarlet a gift . Liam looks around the stable and sees a sheep, a chicken a mule and decides to offer Scarlet the one thing that's missing.... his ass. Scarlet is delighted am now owning liams ass and can not wait to put it to work.

Meanwhile in the crib, Lord has polished off his rum and now is talking bollocks that he can walk on water and turn water in to wine.
Georgia picks Lord up and bends him over her knee and starts spanking Lord for telling lies and making stuff up.
On seeing a beautiful busty woman, spanking the shit out of a fully grown adult in a nappy, This has made producer champs Christmas and he wants some 'alone time so he let's the housemates roam free and spend Christmas outside the asylum, hopefully all to return around the new year.

Merry Christmas everyone. Xxx
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As we go live to the Big Brother asylum

It is nearly 2021... and no that isn't how many people are buried in Ivys garden.

The house mates are slowly returning to the house as the outside world is either not ready for them yet, nor are they ready to be released in to the wild yet.

Fresh from masturbating in every room at the thought of Lord dressed as a baby and being spanked by Georgia, Champ has prepared the diary room for the house mates to say what they got for Christmas.
Liam is in first and he has got some new shoes from ebay, only worn once by ivy, curiously he is wearing them like a medallion around his neck and sniffing them.
Producer champ thinks this is just another "blex and ting down wit da crew" youth thing and then starts sniffing his own shoes.
Mad is up next and is very sheepish as he explains that he had Christmas Dinner but he had to be blindfolded for the surprise dinner and the surprisewould be revealed after the crackers had been pulled. They all sat around the table blindfolded Cross armed and trying to pull the cracker. What he didn't know is that Lord had actually pimped mad out to 2 old guys for a hand job each and a blindfolded mad was actually wanking off 2 old guys..... like true cracker tradition though he pulled it and got the Big end surprise. With it being Christmas though, Mad took it on the chin... and the face and hair. Mad looked like a painters radio.

Next is TM. TM is a bit sheepish too. With no where to go over Christmas, he camped out but in the rough weather he needed extra support for his tent so it doesn't blow away, he went to Ivy for help because he had heard that she was good with erections and making guys bedcovers look like a circus big top.
Unfortunately Ivys misunderstanding about TM needing extra pegs led to her sending Scarlet around to TMs tent for "extra pegging"

Lord had a quiet Christmas, especially with the new government guide that you are only allowed 6 people in a household, Lord did the decent thing and killed the other 78 staff members he had, just so he could obey the law and only have 6 people in the mansion.
We are not sure if Lord has got extra helpers since he killed the others, but he did mention something about having aids again. One can only assume these aids help him around the mansion.

Ivy had a busy Christmas too with the family, in a bid to make santas nice list she had dressed up as a santas helper. Unfortunately this worked a bit too well in one aspect that the outfit was that revealing that anyone who saw her in it instantly believed in santa and spread the Christmas cheer.... by cheer, I mean wanked themselves in to a coma. She was giving out presents to all the children, bending over reaching in to her sack and letting the children sit on her knee, some of those children we 3rd generation old and in their 50s, unfortunately afterwards it looked like she had fallen over in a sperm bank.

Scarlet came in all happy as she got to use her new 11inch toy, as she made eye contact with a very nervous TM

Georgia had a bizarre Christmas, an unexpected and unusual present from champ, champ had bought her a fox cos play outfit and a single breast implant to make her have 3 breasts.

Housemate assumed producer champ was a bit tipsy over the Christmas period, this may explain why he though Georgia would look good as a 3 breasted fox and champ also claimed to of been riding Rudolph, We are not sure if this is drug slag or if he means the reindeer or the stage hand that can no longer sit down.
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The year is 2021... the 3rd though. The house mates have been let out of isolation as after 2020 was such a shit show, producer Champ was convinced that ivy would turn in to a werewolf or something at midnight.

The postman / woman has been to the asylum and delivered the housemates their mail.

This is not unusual, The asylum inmates usual get fan mail.

Georgia has got gallons of baby oil and pogo sticks as well as many uniforms from fans..... well from Producer champ anyway.

Scarlet gets signed confession and requests to be punished by her. The Government were once interested in Scarlet for dishing out punishment, however her punishments were too extreme
(1 man 1 stump) for kicking the shit out of someone.
(1 priest 1 nun) for blasphemy
(BME Olympics participation) for underage tattoo.

Mad has added to his collection. Most collect stamps or coins, but not Mad. He collects pictures or erected penis's. Nothing sexual, he just likes the look of them.

Lord gets sent whisks full of cake mixtures. He is often seen licking the whisks and abusing himself with the whisks.
This has given producer champ and idea for a new cooking show. Nigella Lawson getting double ended by whisks covered in cake mixture, she may not be down with this, so he is trying to figure out how to restrain her.

Liam has been given lots of shoes and socks. No one has seen him wearing them though. No idea what he does with them.

Tm is getting hate mail. However he misunderstood these letters as roleplay suggestions.
"I want you dead" zombie roleplay
"I'm going to kill you" Fred west roleplay
"You are a monster and shouldn't be allowed near kids" Mad or Michael Jackson roleplay
"I will hold you underwater until the bubbles stop"
Titanic rolepay.

Ivy... well she usually gets mail asking how she transitioned and how brave she is, however this time its different. Ivy has a love letter and the housemates are trying to figure out who has sent it.
The letter is not sexual aggressive, so that rules out champ but the housemates are suspicious on who has sent it.
The male housemates are trying to figure out which poor soul wants to give his hand in marriage to Ivy. Ivy already has lots of hands and other body parts so why does she need more?

The person in the letter states that he owns land in Scotland as well as owns coal mines in Wigan.
Mad has never heard of "Scotland" and goes to the diary room to ask what a "Scotland" is. He sees the images of great hills, lochs and guys dressed in a tartan skirt like thing and knee socks.
Mad now needs to meet this strange person sending letters to ivy, as he wants to be introduced to a land were grown men can wear a tartan style school girl dress and knee socks and be free. (No offence to anyone Scottish, I actually love the place)
Lord proclaims that he owns all the mines and Mills in the North and this person is a fake.
This is an enlightened moment for Liam as he now understands graffiti on the toilet door stating that "Lord has aids and has sex with miners"
Clearly this means that Lord has helpers / aides for his mansion and likes sex with people blacked up people covered in coal dust, sweat and battered helmets.

TM is looking at the letter, he knows its fake as his usual love letters are written in faeces. This is why he is now band from moonpig and card factory. The letter is confusing as it speaks of love and wanting sex with her, the housemates usually "spiderman" a girl that they like or cum on her whilst they are asleep so the girl knows that they like her. This letter is different, could this be the one?
Could this be the end of ivy in the house, will she run off to Wigan and become Mrs coalminer queen ivy ruler of school girl skirt and knee socks land? Aka... Mads dream world.
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We go live to the Big brother asylum as the alarms are going off and a full lock down has been ordered by producer champ.

This is not unusual for this house to be on full lockdown as the last time this happened was on 31/12/20 when champ thought ivy may turned in to a monster at midnight. Time before that was when someone ate Lords last chocolate chip cookie and he went ballistic. Time before that is Champ thought that the girls had a virus as they were "bleeding from their non penis bits" as champ put it. Also when the guys were bleeding from their bums.. turns out that Scarlet just had a new bigger strap on.

This lockdown means no visitors from the outside world.. this even includes royals from Wigan.

This has affected the house mates in different ways.
Ivy has a bloodlust that must be quenched, unfortunately the housemates are not allowed to kill each other or they get locked in isolation with "near, far, where ever you are" by celine dione played 24/7 at them. Ivy has to get her fix of blood and body parts.... Will anyone actually miss some of the stage helps? No one has quite figured out why she needs the pile of bones in the garden. One theory is that she was raised by ferrol dogs. This would explain the lust for bones, her shitting on the floor, licking her own bum and then trying to lick your face, and why she scoots on the floor dragging her arse around.

Scarlet.... well nothing has really changed for her, she still likes to harm others, the only thing she is disappointed about is her plan to marry Lord so she can have access to all his servants to serve the 1 true mistress.
Out of all the girls, Georgia is not coping the best. She is highly sexual and misses the attention of male visitors. She has started to use whatever she can to help satisfy her. So far the sky remote has gone walkies, the chairs have been turned upside-down and condoms been put on the legs, the table has been turned upside-down, painted black and has condoms on its legs. The door handles / door nobs are a sticky too. Basically anything phallic has gone inside her..... much to the disappointment of the male housemates that remain untouched and unused by Georgia.

House mate liam is actually looking forward to lockdown in the HAF house as it means mistress scarlet isn't getting any visitors, meaning that he will be at her will at all times without having to kill others for her pleasure and attention.

Mad is also looking forward to this lockdown, as he knows that this means "work from home" for most, meaning people will have more time at home on the Internet, meaning more porn viewing, meaning more masturbating, meaning more pictures of erections to add to his collection. This does also mean that his subscription to HAF weekly (Mads underground magazine of Horney Animals Fucking weekly) my be at risk if no one is allowed out to film this for him.

Lord is also coping well, he didn't get many visitors in Luken Manor,not because he wasn't popular, but because his visitors are still roaming the halls trying to find which room he is in. The rule of "work from home" also suits Lord as his servants / aides all live in a cave under luken Manor so they are technically home already and as the cave has no doors on it, technically its part of the Manor and thus they can still work from home in the Manor for 3 shinny pennies a day.

Tm is struggling the most. With this new lockdown it brings a stillness and calm. Theirs no outside sound and distractions. TM starts hearing the voices in his head and he is scared what they are saying to him and telling him to do stuff.

"No, do not use Liams pillow case as a toilet and wank rag, its wrong"

"No, do not try and hire Scarlet out as a hit woman or assassin"

"Ivy is a very pretty woman and does not have a penis"

"Mad may have a very pretty mouth, but its wrong to stick your penis in it as he sleeps"

"It is not funny to put imodium and laxatives on Lords food to see which out will win out or to see which holes the diarrhoea comes out of if the normal one is blocked"

"Nor is it appropriate to try and send Georgia to Africa to solve world hunger with her bressts. Nor is it appropriate to ask if the Mitchell brothers are coming out to play. Nor is it appropriate to use her bra as a buttock cushion. One cup for each cheek, for when ivy gets angry and hits you on the bum"

"Forgiveness is the way forward to redemption, so do not ask Champ for his illegal porn so you might pleasure yourself to it, instead point out to champ that midget, cartoon, animal incest porn is wrong (basically the smurfs or the wobbles going at it with each other) and offer him a way to redemption"

These voices are scaring TM as he has never heard the voice of his inner moral compass before.

His he heading to an rehabilitation and then the outside world?
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Back in the Big brother asylum. 2021 has got off to a slow start. The housemates are talking amongst each other and discussing how they ended up here.

Ivys story is that her neighbour, being a good citizen and all, saw ivy struggling and offered to give her a hand. Ivy misunderstood this and actually cut her neighbours hand off. Feeling guilty and starting to panic at her neighbour bleeding out, Ivy dismembered him and cut him in to little bits and buried him in the garden. She then developed a blood lust. since the first kill, 7 milkman, 15 postmen, 55 charity workers and the trick or treaters from Halloween 2018 have all disappeared.

Mad's story is that is fetish got the better of him and he was band from Footlocker after spending hours in there watching people try on shoes and then impersonating an employee so he could touch strangers feet. He was finally committed after being caught in Windsor world of shoes double ending himself with a pair of cheap stilettos.

Like Mad, Liam has a thing for feet, but his is a more complex case, as he gets aroused by the word 'feet' and this triggers the thought of feet.
It was first noticed a couple of years ago when Liam has getting measured and he was 5ft something. The thought of 5 feet sparked something in him. This got worse over time after a trip to the lake district and he saw a sign saying that he was 800feet above sea level. Liam thinking of the 800 feet started getting sexually stimulated and chased the locals, demanding to see these 800 feet. This all came to a head when Liam caused an international incident on a trans Atlantic flight after the captain said that they were at 37,000 feet. This was too much for Liam, as he abused every passengers feet on that flight 37000 times. He was sent to an asylum for help.

Georgia is an unfortunate victim of hypnosis. She was one making love to her partner in the cowgirl position and then caught a glimpse of her breasts bouncing in the mirror. They were bouncing very rhythmically and hypnosised her and put her in to a trans. Unfortunately we are still trying to get her out of her own trans so she stops being a nymphomaniac and can go back to a normal life without the need for sexually satisfaction every time she sees her own breasts.

Lord, like many eccentric Manor owners has slipped away from reality. 2 things triggered this off,
1st was seeing the hunger games and decided to pitch a member of his slaves.... erm "work force" from each department against one another to the death and the overall winner gets a KFC zinger burger.
2nd one was that he called every "clay pigeon" so legally he can shoot people on a Sunday and still call it "clay pigeon shooting"
Lord has also been working on a list to create the perfect women, he passed the list of genetics he needed to his science lab, unfortunately due to a miscalculation in his list, they accidentally created a Graham Norton.

Scarlet use to work in a Bupa private hospital as a nurse in the fracture clinic. Suspicions arouse though when the patients came out with more broken bones then when they went in, the patients also suffered from whip marks and massive anal trauma. Motivation is unsure as the nurses are not on commission per treatment, so instead we suspect she did it for fun.

TM... well no one really knows, some say he was walking to the shops, took a wrong turn, ended up here and institutionalised. Some say he was born in captivity here and that producer champ is actually his grandfather and is keeping an eye on him after his parents were executed for crimes against humanity for bringing him in to the world.
Others say he was the result of a discarded wank sock in Chernobyl.
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Welcome back to the Big brother asylum. All has been quiet her for over a week now, ever since Ivy had a blonde moment and mixed the wash powder with chloroform, initially the housemates did not realise as it happened on naked Wednesdays (Producer champ's idea), it was only when getting in to bed that night in clean sheets that the house mates fell unconscious. Lucky for them, producer champ also fell unconscious because he secretly sniffs a lovely lace thong that he believes to be Georgia's but is actually from Mads collection.

Ivy has woken up with bed hair and drool all over her face... oddly, not her own though, we suspect Lord has been sleep walking and thought ivy was a snack.
Georgia has woke up with cum on her, It turns out that the Housemates had wet dreams and after a week without sexual release, they exploded like a popped spot, and as Georgias breasts are the biggest thing.... well ever, they got the brunt of it. However the cum is now looking and smelling like cottage cheese.
Liam has awoken to be found to be restrained to the bed, security has not done this, so one can only assume that housemate Scarlet has been sleep BDSM'ing again and tied her liam up.
At the foot of Mads bed is a pile of faeces that wouldn't look out of place in a dog kennel, curiously thought there are skidmarks on his pillow too. Mad is laying there with a cheeky grin on his face as he inhales the fresh smell of poo, blissfully unaware that his bed is directly in the path from TMs bed to the bathroom and needless to say that the toilet is spotlessly clean as TM only makes it to Mads bed before soiling it.
This does have an affect on Mad as he sleeps as every time TM does it, Mad can be heard saying. "I love you Tina Turner, now do it on my face.. mmmmm"

One by one the housemates are coming around from the chloroformed induced coma, perhaps its time we took the chloroform off of Ivy.
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