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And we are back live.... 2021 has been a slow start, it didn't help that producer champ mixed up Ivys chloroform with the filter cleaner for the Air conditioning system and inadvertently gassed us all.

No idea what day it is here in the Big brother house, Guessing by the amount of semen on the floor around mads bed from his wet dreams, its not frozen so its not winter, its not like cottage cheese so its not autumn, its not like natcho cheese so its not summer, its still like spilt porridge, so it must be spring time.

Lord and liam now have facial hair to rival Ivys and the amount of stool in Tms bed has got him a nice little earning from a Japanese porn site that specialises in people rolling in poo.

Lord is up first. He is hungry, he walks to the fridge. Unfortunately the fridge door had been left open and the food has gone all green and hairy and smelly. For some reason this prompted Lord to check on ivy and then the other house mates.
Ivy is awake, her hair is matted and her HRT has failed as her facial hair looks like she is halfway through eating a hamster.
Liams love for feel has now been up it doubt as his look like a werewolf, toenails yellow and grown through his socks.
Mad, well he is covered in semen from wet dreams..... but this is how we find him each morning, apart from now that the bedcovers actually look pregnant.
We go to TMs room and we are shocked to see a bunch of Japanese tourist masturbating over him whilst TM sleeps in his own shit. How the Japanese got in, we don't know.
Next we see Scarlet. She is absolutely fine as she is suspended from her sex swing it dildos stuck on the outside of it so she can swing and penetrate someone.
Finally a quick check on Georgia. As we enter Georgia's room we catch a Japanese tourist pole volting over the wall and landing on Georgia's breasts. Turns out they have been using her right breast as a landing mat and her left on as a trampoline to get out again. Thankfully being Japanese, they had left their shoes outside so not to track dirt on her breasts.
Lord is hungry and demands champ order a KFC from just eat.
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Hmmmm.... :think:

We're apparently back live here at the assylum. It would appear TM has benn up and about for time as he's had chance to gather detailed observations on the rest of the assylum and inmates. It would appear though that TM is mistaken, inmate Ivy is possibly still in hybernation somewhere as she's not been seen about the place since Champ gassed everyone with the Chloroform.

Lord is most certainly hungry and has spent some time in the diary room demanding a large banquet for himself (and the other inmates of course) as compensation for the gassing and the lost time of the inmates. He's not totally sure that Producer Champ has fully come around though as halfway through his lecture and demands he could of swore he could hear snooring coming from the otherside of the diary room wall.

Liam and MAD are beginning to come around and contemplating the possibility of getting a shave to rid themselves of the Werewolf style look they have apparently taken on.

Scarlet is missing! Despite TM's earlier report it is beginning to dawn on the other inamtes that no one has actually seen or spoken to Scarlet since sometime before Christmas. Despite the vision everyone has been saying some inmates are beginning to wonder if Scarlet is in fact still within the Asylum walls or has maybe been kidnapped by the maniaicle Champ and some kind of lifel like lookalike doll been put in her place to confuse the inmates, which lets face it isn't too difficult at the moment as they are all still coming out of their slumber. Or maybe, just maybe Scarlet has been accidentally overdosed by one of Ivy's experimental Chloroform recipies. These are the new thoughts and questions for you the reader to contemplate as the Big Brother Asylum Season Two begins! :mrgreen:
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Come to mention it, Scarlet has been looking deflated and constant flatulence of a slow puncture lately, concerns were first raised about 2 weeks ago whilst she was eating at the table, she hissed, went floppy and went face first in to her food, naturally we thought that she had taken some of Mads special sleepy sex pills, as it was him that carried her away. We can now conclude that scarlets has been replaced by a blow up doll and this has pleased Mad no end as it now combines 2 of his fetishies of plastic and deformity. Ivy has been quiet too, she is not a morning person, so until she really wakes up from her extended nap, just expect grunts from her.
The news that Scarlet is now a doll has hit liam the hardest as he now has no one to dominate him. He has free will now.
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Now ivy is awake, though still not fully out of morning mode, so house mates are treading carefully as not to end up 6ft below the garden.
Someone (possibly tm) has written a warning note to other house mates and stuck it on her back, it reads " caution she will kill, if you approach her".
Ivy sitting in the asylum garden drinking tea and soaking up the sun (given she's cold blooded, she needs to bask to enable her to function fully), was beginning to come around from morning mode, but was giving nothing away to other inmates, especially as they had let her have peace and quiet for the time being.

Ivy now pondering how long it would take the house mates to notice, she is pretending because they're quiet.
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Live in the BB asylum

The male house mates are getting very restless. Mad has literally destroyed the blow up doll of scarlet. He has tied to mend the holes in "her" with dried cum, but this has not worked, Producer champ has tried to take the blow up doll off Mad, but this lead to him having sex with other things that give him warmth and companionship like the toaster.
Lord is also feeling a bit pent up, this has lead to producer champ putting requests to Just eat, that any delivery person to the house be male, as we fear that if a female turns up with food for him, this may be too much to handle and their is a risk of sexual abuse. The girl would be okay, but just traumatised at the sight of Lord doing unmentionable things to a KFC bargin bucket whilst making eye contact with her, it might be a bit too much for her.
Liam has been locked in his room for days. He misses the contact with other females, so much so that he is laid on his back, throwing shoes up in the air and letting them land on his body to replicate being kicked and trampled like his mistress use too.
TM is also pent up, champ can not do anything about this as TM is just shooting cum and anything and everything. All the doors have been taken off the hinges as the handles were used as butt plugs and were also dripping in cum. The fire brigade have been called 4 times due to cum getting in to the light fittings and starting a fire.

Ivy is sat peacefully outside, but little does she know that on the way out, she had walked through a spiders web of TMs cum and it is now drying in her hair. How long can this peace last before Ivy smells the cheese like string of cum, drying in the sun on her scalp.

Champ has seen this and has already started dialing the emergency services.
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Ivy had a feeling it would happen, and whilst tm had been sleeping, had dug an 8ft hole in the garden and covered it over with boards and put some mud back over, so it wasn't obvious.
Her plan is to stay outside until the chloroform fulls the room (she set it up to the ventilation system), knocks them all out, then she can burry tm alive, with zero witnesses and pretend to be asleep like the others so nobody knows what happened to tm 😁😁 xx
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So lock down has vertually ended and the rehab for the inmates has not gone too well. Perhaps isolation away from the outside world would be best for these poor lot.
Since release, Ivy has started off okay, but it has all started to fall to bits now winter is coming. She has been complaining about it being cold, unfortunately she is not allowed anything that has a flame due to her lust of burning bodies. So this rules out gas fires and boilers. Ivy has taken to wrapping up warm but this gave her ideas of "insulating Britain" so no one is cold again, She has now persuaded a group from her local fisting group to sit on the M25 until everyone gets a second jacket to wear.

This has annoyed Lord though, as Ivy has been blocking roads and blocking food deliveries. Ever since Lords release there has been a shortage of food and petrol, due to Lord holding the world's biggest barbeque.... Of course, no one witnessed this because no one was invited.

Mad was doing well,he survived summer with girls not wearing much, but this was until Hull fair came to town. The flashing lights and the screaming has triggered flashbacks to when he got fingered by a horse when he was young and the ambulance ride to remove the horses leg from his rectum. He had never felt so alive and now wants the same rush again.

Liam has been doing well, he volunteered at the London marathon as a first aider to help rub feet. In fact he is still there with many locked inside his St John's ambulance.

TM has been the best behaved. Of course there have been a few mishaps of him looking under toilet doors to see what people are doing, but this is only because he was curious at why people were pooing where he washes his face and not doing in in Ivy's pillowcase as he did.
He has learnt about sex too, unfortunately he wanted to teach this to others, this resulted in him stopping random people in the street and asking if they want to be taught a lesson and then proceed to get his willy out.
He still has a life time ban from the Deep though.

Most worryingly is producer Champ
He misses us all and has invited us back as guests for a games night. "You are invited to the Squid games"
Obviously TM was interested because it could be held at the deep near the Penguins, Lord was interested because he could turn the Squid in to food, Mad was interested too because of the endless possibilities the Squid with all its sucky things could do to him.
Ivy was interested too because she has squid like toys and knows the pleasure of a squid like thing ripping her open in front of 10 Japanese business men and then soaking them. She is a big hit in Japan
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Fuck me...... TM is back inside the Asylum again. It's not been a great start to 2022 and life on the outside. Poor TM has been over stimulated and so has some of the ex house mates.
Producer champ had turned the Asylum in to an experimental prison since the inmates of the asylum left. Every night Champ would dim the lights and play Barry White to the inmates in an experiment to see how long it was before they sodomised one another. Truth be told though, the experiment wasn't going too well so he took matters in to his own hands and dressed up like Britney spears and entered the prison.... It was several weeks before Champ could walk again and he can no longer hold any farts in.
Out of them all, Lord seems to be keeping himself busy apart from a couple of slips, the latest is having a wank at the festival of light in the city centre, but standing in the way of a spot light and have it project Lord pumping his first ✊ in to the night sky in what can only be likened to a bizarre bat signal style sign.
Ivy is struggling with her murderous rages, some are said that because of her, the war in the Ukraine started as she has killed all the local population and is now waiting in her garden with a spade to welcome the new influx of refugees. (This might sound that she is racist, but far from it. In her eyes, we all bleed glories red aqua facial sacrificial blood and we all end up either as ash after being burnt *dead or alive* or end up a lump of green rotting corpses.)
Mad has done well for himself, he has found a Shirley Bassett tribute group to join. They meet every Tuesday and Mad can finally be accepted as a transvestite that dresses as Shirley Basset.
The tribute group isn't a singing one though, its a group were they have pictures of Shirley Bassett and pay tribute to her by wanking over pictures of her..... But since Mad has joined the group, every Tuesday at 7pm, dressed as Shirley Basset, he takes to his knees in the local McDonald's and a group of Basset lovers "pay tribute" all over him. And then they have cheese burgers.
The outside world has been tough on Liam. He hasn't said a word since he was publicly shamed at Sir Tom Moor's funeral for his outburst when it was announced of the life of Sir Tom and great feat (of fund raising) he had... Liam though they meant feet and tried to see these great feet for himself. He hasn't said a word since.
Georgia's brief spell in the asylum hasn't really cured her, she has changed her name on the outside world may times to try and avoid been spotted in public, unfortunately with breasts that big, she is know as "the girl with big tits" or to give her, her fill name "auto trader girl" as she has a cracking set of bumpers front and back and is sporty with excellent ride at high speed. The paint work with have you polishing one off all over it.
Georgia has also been employed by the army as a weapon of mass distraction. She posts a busty picture of herself on line, Men from the east want to be her wife (many already married) she agrees, the men go through a costly divorce of their actual wives, it bankrupts both parties causing financial uncertainty and toppling of governments.
TM is back in the house, he has to stay away from the breasts of Georgia and the Squirty goodness of ivy as he has become over stimulated. This all started when he saw what looked like a guy knocking 1 out being beamed in to the night sky like some sort of bat signal. Since then he has been having thoughts and they have got the better of him. "What did this signal mean?" "Is it that I should shower everyone in cum from the sky?" TM has remembered his training though and has not acted,he remembers the broom of punishment and the hurt is caused.... Especially the time it snapped in half inside of him, he was shitting twigs for months.
With Summer approaching and more skin on show, TM can not take it anymore and before he can commit acts of passion in the deep or see if boobies really do go honk when you touch them, he has decided to check himself in to the asylum again to calm down., However Champ and his Brittney Spears outfits may have other ideas.
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:shock: :think: Erm....

It seems so long ago now since the Lord had been incarcerated with his fellow inmates during the times of the Covid and has decided to pay a visit to the old haunt to see what has become of it. Surprisingly, Lord had no problems signing in and the security staff seem very relieved by the fact the Lord is only paying a flying visit. As too he was told were the kitchen staff, being as Lord's last visit to the asylum had made a very huge dent in their food budget...infact, they have only just cleared the debt and been allowed to re-stock the kitchen as he had eaten that much.

Lord is very much surprised to see TM has checked himself back into the Asylum once more, although a brief meeting with TM and Lord fully understood the reasoning for is return. It would seem from looking through TM's readmission statement that he is a little confused, surely he couldn't forget....could he? :shifty: :think: Producer Champ is only into Tina Turner and the mention of newfangled acts like Britney Spears and this Shirley Batty woman is not something producer Champ would be into and therefore the only real explanation is that TM is suffering from some form of paranoid amnesia, likely brought on from the memory of former inmate Ivy or "poison" as she came to be known by the rest of the inmates :mrgreen: .

Upon looking around the environment of the Asylum, Lord couldn't help think back to the fun times of the Covid with his other fellow inmates and wonders what has become of them. Recalling back some of the other former inmates, Scarlet for one...a popular inmate that didn't seem to last that long in the asylum, Lord finds himself wondering if Ivy really has indeed arranged for her disappearance and is thinking back to one of the first pits that had been mysteriously dug near the Asylums East wall, despite Ivy's jokes and murderous humour, had she infact done the dastardly dead with one of her first creations in the Asylum... :shock: And of course there were the other inmates too that seemed to have disappeared over the past three years. At this moment, Lord is wondering whether or not he should re-admit himself to the Asylum and investigate this further when, much to his surprise he finds two of the Asylum security staff have taken him by the arms and are walking him away. One of them saying "No your Lordship, we'll be having no more of this nonsense from you!" The Lord finds himself being escorted from the Asylum, he bids TM a good evening and good luck as he is frog marched out of the building and unceremoniously ejected into the street outside.

Before anything further can be said, the large wooden gates are closed, he hears the drawing of the bolts and the clank of the large bar as he is left to walk away into the night. :mrgreen:
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