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mrmadness wrote: Mon Mar 30, 2020 4:33 pm
Ivy-mai wrote: Mon Mar 30, 2020 1:44 pm
mrmadness wrote: Mon Mar 30, 2020 2:25 am Ah I like this, Would I Lie to You starring HAF members.

1) I cannot swim
2) I have the exact same name as a famous comedian
3) I once got caught and subsequently fired from a job for having sex during my shift
I think number one is the lie? Haha xx
WRONG!!

I'll give you another try...
Number 2 then haha xx
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Ivy-mai wrote: Mon Mar 30, 2020 4:34 pm
mrmadness wrote: Mon Mar 30, 2020 4:33 pm
Ivy-mai wrote: Mon Mar 30, 2020 1:44 pm
mrmadness wrote: Mon Mar 30, 2020 2:25 am Ah I like this, Would I Lie to You starring HAF members.

1) I cannot swim
2) I have the exact same name as a famous comedian
3) I once got caught and subsequently fired from a job for having sex during my shift
I think number one is the lie? Haha xx
WRONG!!

I'll give you another try...
Number 2 then haha xx
Nope, you lose lol.

I did have sex on the job but was never caught or fired.
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Suppose I may as well have another go since ivy got last one so easily 😂😂

1) I once had sex on a bench right outside police station
2) I once had sex with a mother and daughter in same night
3) I once got fully naked in the pouring rain and had sex over car bonnet
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mrmadness wrote: Mon Mar 30, 2020 4:38 pm
Ivy-mai wrote: Mon Mar 30, 2020 4:34 pm
mrmadness wrote: Mon Mar 30, 2020 4:33 pm
Ivy-mai wrote: Mon Mar 30, 2020 1:44 pm

I think number one is the lie? Haha xx
WRONG!!

I'll give you another try...
Number 2 then haha xx
Nope, you lose lol.

I did have sex on the job but was never caught or fired.
Lol the 3rd sounded most plausible lol xx
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hullnymph87 wrote: Mon Mar 30, 2020 4:41 pm Suppose I may as well have another go since ivy got last one so easily 😂😂

1) I once had sex on a bench right outside police station
2) I once had sex with a mother and daughter in same night
3) I once got fully naked in the pouring rain and had sex over car bonnet
Hmmm i don't know which is the lie haha, I've done 2 of those 😂😂😂, queens gardens police station haha. I'm going to say 2 lol xx
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Ivy-mai wrote: Mon Mar 30, 2020 4:45 pm
mrmadness wrote: Mon Mar 30, 2020 4:38 pm
Ivy-mai wrote: Mon Mar 30, 2020 4:34 pm
mrmadness wrote: Mon Mar 30, 2020 4:33 pm

WRONG!!

I'll give you another try...
Number 2 then haha xx
Nope, you lose lol.

I did have sex on the job but was never caught or fired.
Lol the 3rd sounded most plausible lol xx
Haha I knew I'd catch you out with those lol
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mrmadness wrote: Mon Mar 30, 2020 4:51 pm
Ivy-mai wrote: Mon Mar 30, 2020 4:45 pm
mrmadness wrote: Mon Mar 30, 2020 4:38 pm
Ivy-mai wrote: Mon Mar 30, 2020 4:34 pm

Number 2 then haha xx
Nope, you lose lol.

I did have sex on the job but was never caught or fired.
Lol the 3rd sounded most plausible lol xx
Haha I knew I'd catch you out with those lol
😂😂 you really did catch me out haha. Not been too bad at guessing so far haha xx
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Ivy-mai wrote: Mon Mar 30, 2020 4:47 pm
hullnymph87 wrote: Mon Mar 30, 2020 4:41 pm Suppose I may as well have another go since ivy got last one so easily 😂😂

1) I once had sex on a bench right outside police station
2) I once had sex with a mother and daughter in same night
3) I once got fully naked in the pouring rain and had sex over car bonnet
Hmmm i don't know which is the lie haha, I've done 2 of those 😂😂😂, queens gardens police station haha. I'm going to say 2 lol xx
Unfortunately you're wrong 🙈 in my defense I was 18 and a cunt lol 😂😂
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hullnymph87 wrote: Mon Mar 30, 2020 5:12 pm
Ivy-mai wrote: Mon Mar 30, 2020 4:47 pm
hullnymph87 wrote: Mon Mar 30, 2020 4:41 pm Suppose I may as well have another go since ivy got last one so easily 😂😂

1) I once had sex on a bench right outside police station
2) I once had sex with a mother and daughter in same night
3) I once got fully naked in the pouring rain and had sex over car bonnet
Hmmm i don't know which is the lie haha, I've done 2 of those 😂😂😂, queens gardens police station haha. I'm going to say 2 lol xx
Unfortunately you're wrong 🙈 in my defense I was 18 and a cunt lol 😂😂
And I'm guessing you haven't done number 2 lol x
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Haven't done number 2 that I'm aware of 😂😂. Was going to put 3 but as I've done it, its entirely plausible haha. Caught me out on that one didn't you lol. So ok my 2nd guess is 3 then haha xx
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hullnymph87 wrote: Mon Mar 30, 2020 5:12 pm
Ivy-mai wrote: Mon Mar 30, 2020 4:47 pm
hullnymph87 wrote: Mon Mar 30, 2020 4:41 pm Suppose I may as well have another go since ivy got last one so easily 😂😂

1) I once had sex on a bench right outside police station
2) I once had sex with a mother and daughter in same night
3) I once got fully naked in the pouring rain and had sex over car bonnet
Hmmm i don't know which is the lie haha, I've done 2 of those 😂😂😂, queens gardens police station haha. I'm going to say 2 lol xx
Unfortunately you're wrong 🙈 in my defense I was 18 and a cunt lol 😂😂
Sir, I wish to buy you a drink.
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Ivy-mai wrote: Mon Mar 30, 2020 5:39 pm Haven't done number 2 that I'm aware of 😂😂. Was going to put 3 but as I've done it, its entirely plausible haha. Caught me out on that one didn't you lol. So ok my 2nd guess is 3 then haha xx
Correct that's just a fantasy of mine that as yet I haven't fulfilled lol xx
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mrmadness wrote: Mon Mar 30, 2020 5:54 pm
hullnymph87 wrote: Mon Mar 30, 2020 5:12 pm
Ivy-mai wrote: Mon Mar 30, 2020 4:47 pm
hullnymph87 wrote: Mon Mar 30, 2020 4:41 pm Suppose I may as well have another go since ivy got last one so easily 😂😂

1) I once had sex on a bench right outside police station
2) I once had sex with a mother and daughter in same night
3) I once got fully naked in the pouring rain and had sex over car bonnet
Hmmm i don't know which is the lie haha, I've done 2 of those 😂😂😂, queens gardens police station haha. I'm going to say 2 lol xx
Unfortunately you're wrong 🙈 in my defense I was 18 and a cunt lol 😂😂
Sir, I wish to buy you a drink.
I never turn down a free drink 😂😂
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hullnymph87 wrote: Mon Mar 30, 2020 5:59 pm
mrmadness wrote: Mon Mar 30, 2020 5:54 pm
hullnymph87 wrote: Mon Mar 30, 2020 5:12 pm
Ivy-mai wrote: Mon Mar 30, 2020 4:47 pm

Hmmm i don't know which is the lie haha, I've done 2 of those 😂😂😂, queens gardens police station haha. I'm going to say 2 lol xx
Unfortunately you're wrong 🙈 in my defense I was 18 and a cunt lol 😂😂
Sir, I wish to buy you a drink.
I never turn down a free drink 😂😂
Good man.

Though if you'd said 'same time' it would be a expensive bottle of high quality spirits!
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hullnymph87 wrote: Mon Mar 30, 2020 5:58 pm
Ivy-mai wrote: Mon Mar 30, 2020 5:39 pm Haven't done number 2 that I'm aware of 😂😂. Was going to put 3 but as I've done it, its entirely plausible haha. Caught me out on that one didn't you lol. So ok my 2nd guess is 3 then haha xx
Correct that's just a fantasy of mine that as yet I haven't fulfilled lol xx
Sure I could help you fulfil that fantasy lol xx
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Ivy-mai wrote: Mon Mar 30, 2020 6:07 pm
hullnymph87 wrote: Mon Mar 30, 2020 5:58 pm
Ivy-mai wrote: Mon Mar 30, 2020 5:39 pm Haven't done number 2 that I'm aware of 😂😂. Was going to put 3 but as I've done it, its entirely plausible haha. Caught me out on that one didn't you lol. So ok my 2nd guess is 3 then haha xx
Correct that's just a fantasy of mine that as yet I haven't fulfilled lol xx
Sure I could help you fulfil that fantasy lol xx
It's a date lol . Well might have to wait a few months . I'm a bit busy visiting the living room and then the kitchen lol xx
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mrmadness wrote: Mon Mar 30, 2020 6:07 pm
hullnymph87 wrote: Mon Mar 30, 2020 5:59 pm
mrmadness wrote: Mon Mar 30, 2020 5:54 pm
hullnymph87 wrote: Mon Mar 30, 2020 5:12 pm

Unfortunately you're wrong 🙈 in my defense I was 18 and a cunt lol 😂😂
Sir, I wish to buy you a drink.
I never turn down a free drink 😂😂
Good man.

Though if you'd said 'same time' it would be a expensive bottle of high quality spirits!
Lol I'm not quite sure they'd go for that 😂😂
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hullnymph87 wrote: Mon Mar 30, 2020 7:51 pm
Ivy-mai wrote: Mon Mar 30, 2020 6:07 pm
hullnymph87 wrote: Mon Mar 30, 2020 5:58 pm
Ivy-mai wrote: Mon Mar 30, 2020 5:39 pm Haven't done number 2 that I'm aware of 😂😂. Was going to put 3 but as I've done it, its entirely plausible haha. Caught me out on that one didn't you lol. So ok my 2nd guess is 3 then haha xx
Correct that's just a fantasy of mine that as yet I haven't fulfilled lol xx
Sure I could help you fulfil that fantasy lol xx
It's a date lol . Well might have to wait a few months . I'm a bit busy visiting the living room and then the kitchen lol xx
That me or mad you're "date" is with? 😂😂 xx
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Ivy-mai wrote: Mon Mar 30, 2020 8:17 pm
hullnymph87 wrote: Mon Mar 30, 2020 7:51 pm
Ivy-mai wrote: Mon Mar 30, 2020 6:07 pm
hullnymph87 wrote: Mon Mar 30, 2020 5:58 pm

Correct that's just a fantasy of mine that as yet I haven't fulfilled lol xx
Sure I could help you fulfil that fantasy lol xx
It's a date lol . Well might have to wait a few months . I'm a bit busy visiting the living room and then the kitchen lol xx
That me or mad you're "date" is with? 😂😂 xx
Depends how good are your tits mad ? 😂😂
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😂😂 think nymph may be a boobie man mad, your cleavage better be pleasing 😂 xx
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Ivy-mai wrote: Tue Mar 31, 2020 1:39 pm 😂😂 think nymph may be a boobie man mad, your cleavage better be pleasing 😂 xx
Cant beat a good pair of breasts lol x
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hullnymph87 wrote: Tue Mar 31, 2020 5:23 am
Ivy-mai wrote: Mon Mar 30, 2020 8:17 pm
hullnymph87 wrote: Mon Mar 30, 2020 7:51 pm
Ivy-mai wrote: Mon Mar 30, 2020 6:07 pm

Sure I could help you fulfil that fantasy lol xx
It's a date lol . Well might have to wait a few months . I'm a bit busy visiting the living room and then the kitchen lol xx
That me or mad you're "date" is with? 😂😂 xx
Depends how good are your tits mad ? 😂😂
Looks like I'm out of luck. Did have a bit of the old man boobs at one stage though.

I'll have to let myself go or take estrogen.

On second thoughts I'll stick to women lol
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mrmadness wrote: Tue Mar 31, 2020 3:08 pm
hullnymph87 wrote: Tue Mar 31, 2020 5:23 am
Ivy-mai wrote: Mon Mar 30, 2020 8:17 pm
hullnymph87 wrote: Mon Mar 30, 2020 7:51 pm

It's a date lol . Well might have to wait a few months . I'm a bit busy visiting the living room and then the kitchen lol xx
That me or mad you're "date" is with? 😂😂 xx
Depends how good are your tits mad ? 😂😂
Looks like I'm out of luck. Did have a bit of the old man boobs at one stage though.

I'll have to let myself go or take estrogen.

On second thoughts I'll stick to women lol
Don't worry madness you're not my type either unless I have a wet fanny lol
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Well I'm certainly glad you 2 sorted that out and figured you're not each others type lol. Now will you both stop flirting 😂😂😂 xxx
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Ivy-mai wrote: Tue Mar 31, 2020 8:26 pm Well I'm certainly glad you 2 sorted that out and figured you're not each others type lol. Now will you both stop flirting 😂😂😂 xxx
Also, any chance we can have your 2 true and 1 lie (just in the interest of getting this back on track of course) while your at it, now that you've sorted yourselves :mrgreen:
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