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Having your girl break up with you & say “We can still be friends” is like your dog dying & your MOM saying "You can still keep it”
It is easier to fool someone than it is to convince them they have been fooled
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of course you can crack one off all over my face before you go to work....
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I turned my phone onto "Airplane mode" and threw it up into the air. Worst transformer ever.
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No comment...Wraith wrote:I turned my phone onto "Airplane mode" and threw it up into the air. Worst transformer ever.
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being asked if you enjoyed your trip,, yeh like soo embarassing council and their flagstones have a lot to answer for
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sophie wrote:being asked if you enjoyed your trip,, yeh like soo embarassing council and their flagstones have a lot to answer for
Measure it, you might be able to claim
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hell no way,, the look from the guy close behind was enough ,, i stayed on my feet luckily,, cat with nine livesshyhullmale wrote:sophie wrote:being asked if you enjoyed your trip,, yeh like soo embarassing council and their flagstones have a lot to answer for
Measure it, you might be able to claim
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sheepskin gloves
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why is it those places that say (all you can eat for 4.99 )make you feel so hungry to go try them out, but you can never eat all they have to offer as your full from trying a bit of everything,, also you never know what you enjoyed as they never say what they are
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Maybe they're worried people won't eat them if they say what they actually are...or what they containsophie wrote:why is it those places that say (all you can eat for 4.99 )make you feel so hungry to go try them out, but you can never eat all they have to offer as your full from trying a bit of everything,, also you never know what you enjoyed as they never say what they are
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The phrase, 'Not as green as cabbage looking'..
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sophie wrote:why is it those places that say (all you can eat for 4.99 )make you feel so hungry to go try them out, but you can never eat all they have to offer as your full from trying a bit of everything,, also you never know what you enjoyed as they never say what they are
All i can eat for a fiver, where do i get that Sophie? I could do to treat my wife to a slap up meal
Last time i went to Pizza Hut for the lunchtime buffet, they asked me to leave after only five pizzas, never even got chance to have the unlimited ice cream
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For the love of...
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when a bird in your kitchen means the cat is out of the house
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Remembering to lock the car doors may be a bonus!
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when using a knife to cut something always slice the knife away from you, to minimise the risk of an unpleasant injury
when smoking a cigarette it is unwise to initially soak the cigarette in a highly flammable substance such as white spirit or petrol before you attempt to light it
If you are holding a knife or other sharp object it always good practice to put the item down before initiating skin on skin genital itching
when smoking a cigarette it is unwise to initially soak the cigarette in a highly flammable substance such as white spirit or petrol before you attempt to light it
If you are holding a knife or other sharp object it always good practice to put the item down before initiating skin on skin genital itching
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erm sorry but have you got any ID with you,, you just look a bit young,,,,,, here we go again
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Modern technology here to try our patience...
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Hmmm...Throughing laptops across the room doesn't necessarily help the situation though!suzy wrote:so true.... just as through this stupid laptop across the room ...............LordLuken wrote:Modern technology here to try our patience...
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Fair enough then, may give that a go myself when mine doesn't play ball!suzy wrote:well i did cause the bloody thing started to workLordLuken wrote:Hmmm...Throughing laptops across the room doesn't necessarily help the situation though!suzy wrote:so true.... just as through this stupid laptop across the room ...............LordLuken wrote:Modern technology here to try our patience...
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suzy wrote:well i did cause the bloody thing started to workLordLuken wrote:Hmmm...Throughing laptops across the room doesn't necessarily help the situation though!suzy wrote:so true.... just as through this stupid laptop across the room ...............LordLuken wrote:Modern technology here to try our patience...
I wonder if that's how you get Champ and Teepee to do some work
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Madworld....
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it,s one of those things,, don,t be late home,, i won,t ,, but i am
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There's an ooops there then? Did you have fun?sophie wrote:it,s one of those things,, don,t be late home,, i won,t ,, but i am
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well shopping afterwards wasLordLuken wrote:There's an ooops there then? Did you have fun?sophie wrote:it,s one of those things,, don,t be late home,, i won,t ,, but i am
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