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The sun has got its hat on
It’s brought idiots out to play
They can’t abide the lockdown rules
They should get put away
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sophie wrote: Tue Apr 07, 2020 12:12 pm The sun has got its hat on
It’s brought idiots out to play
They can’t abide the lockdown rules
They should get put away
All those that get infected
Who’ve ignored all the advice
Put to the back of the queue for treatment
And make the other daft cunts think twice
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No different to the tens, no hundreds of thousands that die EVERY YEAR, who knowingly and by their own free choice
Smoke, excessively eat, are alcoholics or are drug abusers still expect to get free medical treatment
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Oh dear what can the matter be
Some are flushing there heads in the lavatory
They won’t learn they’ll pick at the posts you see
Truth isn’t what some believe
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What’s good for the goose is good for the gander ( unless you look German related)
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Do as I say, not as I do
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Lost track of days
Lost track of time
This Groundhog Day
Is like a kick from behind
With government screw ups
And cockeyed rules
The fucking done lately
Is the government on us
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Do as we say not as we do

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You must stay in
You must go out
Eat out
Help out
Wtf you on about
Fuck can’t you make your mind up your a fucking clown
Fuck you and your lockdowns
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Why have rules they are there to be broken
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sophie wrote: Wed Apr 21, 2021 4:40 pm Why have rules they are there to be broken
Your rules... always open to distortion 😜🙊
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In for a penny
In for a pound
Socks up
Knickers down
Head held high
Body down low
Can’t pee like a guy
I’m a woman you know

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Things can only get better
That’s what people say
The morons in power love to play
They killed the economy
They killed those that were sane
And keep on screwing us to this day
Lost folk their well earned wage
Hiked up prices we just cannot pay
Give away our wealth to those who don’t pay
Engage in fights that arnt ours to partake
Make decision’s that suit the elite
Fuck the everyday joe bloggs on the street
If we make it though this year without being made obsolete
It will be a fucking miracle now take back our streets
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