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inthepink wrote: Mon Dec 17, 2018 10:49 am
sophie wrote: Mon Dec 17, 2018 10:48 am
inthepink wrote: Mon Dec 17, 2018 10:47 am
sophie wrote: Mon Dec 17, 2018 10:46 am Better late than never
Never been your strong point has it?
Can’t be good at everything
Oh I don’t know

That’s my excuse too
Hmmmmmmmm
Wouldn’t know
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Roomy wrote: Mon Dec 17, 2018 3:00 pm
inthepink wrote: Mon Dec 17, 2018 10:49 am
sophie wrote: Mon Dec 17, 2018 10:48 am
inthepink wrote: Mon Dec 17, 2018 10:47 am

Never been your strong point has it?
Can’t be good at everything
Oh I don’t know

That’s my excuse too
Hmmmmmmmm
Wouldn’t know
Can’t be much Mr know it all doesn’t know?
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inthepink wrote: Mon Dec 17, 2018 3:06 pm
Roomy wrote: Mon Dec 17, 2018 3:00 pm
inthepink wrote: Mon Dec 17, 2018 10:49 am
sophie wrote: Mon Dec 17, 2018 10:48 am

Can’t be good at everything
Oh I don’t know

That’s my excuse too
Hmmmmmmmm
Wouldn’t know
Can’t be much Mr know it all doesn’t know?
We could all aspire to me a immature
Self righteous cunt like some else on here
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When the cat's away the mice will play

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LeGraduate wrote: Tue Dec 18, 2018 10:50 am When the cat's away the mice will play

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Wow thank you for iterating my above statement to be correct
😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Roomy wrote: Tue Dec 18, 2018 11:12 am
LeGraduate wrote: Tue Dec 18, 2018 10:50 am When the cat's away the mice will play

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Wow thank you for iterating my above statement to be correct
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Was talking about work.. 🤦‍♂️
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LeGraduate wrote: Tue Dec 18, 2018 11:34 am
Roomy wrote: Tue Dec 18, 2018 11:12 am
LeGraduate wrote: Tue Dec 18, 2018 10:50 am When the cat's away the mice will play

🐱 🚪 🐭 🎈
Wow thank you for iterating my above statement to be correct
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Was talking about work.. 🤦‍♂️
Meant you childish way of the usage of emojis ..
no need for visual aids
Obviously your not used to talking to adults but .. we are all adults
We can actually read
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Roomy wrote: Tue Dec 18, 2018 12:13 pm
LeGraduate wrote: Tue Dec 18, 2018 11:34 am
Roomy wrote: Tue Dec 18, 2018 11:12 am
LeGraduate wrote: Tue Dec 18, 2018 10:50 am When the cat's away the mice will play

🐱 🚪 🐭 🎈
Wow thank you for iterating my above statement to be correct
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Was talking about work.. 🤦‍♂️
Meant you childish way of the usage of emojis ..
no need for visual aids
Obviously your not used to talking to adults but .. we are all adults
We can actually read
Damn my illiteracy your lordship... I’m sorry I didn’t know there was an etiquette for emojis 🙊 🖕 😉

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I’m not pissed as your still standing :mrgreen:
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If it’s put away safe it’s lost :lol:
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sophie wrote: Tue Apr 16, 2019 12:25 pm If it’s put away safe it’s lost :lol:
thats like my safe place :shifty:
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lexi wrote: Tue Apr 16, 2019 3:48 pm
sophie wrote: Tue Apr 16, 2019 12:25 pm If it’s put away safe it’s lost :lol:
thats like my safe place :shifty:
Oh no not you as well 😂
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If you give advice be sure to put it in practice yourself
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Tomorrow's the day you'll pay the bills! Tomorrow's the day you'll grow up and start acting responsible. But tomorrow never comes for you, because it's always so conveniently a day away.
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If we shouldn't eat at night why is there a light in the fridge?
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Don’t live in the past
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Happy as Larry

I mean who the fuck is Larry a d how happy actually is he ?
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Don’t tell people what to do as chances are they will do the opposite
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So 2020 who thought we would see
Our lives as we know them froze within weeks

Months from now our lives won’t be the same
We will look back on the past not wanting to repeat this again

All around us we see faces filled with with such dread
Not truly knowing what really does lie ahead

Our friends our family locked away safe
Yet some forced to take risks travelling to help

Our lively hoods suffer bills still have to be paid
We have that small government gesture to try pay our way

We will lose lives jobs money and so much more
Cause our government didn’t listen and close those doors

They now isolate us for our own sakes and more
Alas a little to late this thing has arrived at many doors

Some have taken notice and stayed at home
Some have thought different and continue to roam

Can we recover from this evil god only knows
Yet if people don’t listen I think the answer is no

We worked hard for ourselves took pride in our gains
Now government missdealings have for some taken away

They say stay at home help our nhs to survive
This they should have done oh well before time

you don’t know what you have till you lose it
This they say our public are finding this one out the hard way

Yet you still do the wrong thing so shut them fucking doors
Leaving us to fate on a system already under stress with flaws

What the fuck were you thinking clearly not with your head
You’ve pressurised and compromised all to fucking date

We hope for a miracle a cure to an end
But alas at cost to some family and friends

Why don’t you listen when advice is afoot
Instead you rely on science Buffoon buffs

Take note of others countries far and wide
Who have managed so far to turn the fucking tide

We are the uk we should hold ourselves proud
But you are making fools of us we now look like clowns

The warning was there in clear black and white
You chose to ignore it and fight your own fight

There are times to be mighty and do things on your own
But when you play with life and economy your the fool alone

We all hope at the end our loved ones survive
Your actions though will ensure some don’t survive at all

These are the facts you post in your feeds
Fooling those who have hopes to believe what they read

Our government slacked on testing those entries
We are now paying the price of China’s bloody disease

At the end of this fight to come out alive
I hope we can build our lives up just to survive
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