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sophie wrote: Tue Aug 28, 2018 9:22 am Live each day one at a time
I thought more the merrier 😁
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If you have nothing nice to say then say nothing at all
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Ones person concept is different to another

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Don’t say one thing but really mean another
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sophie wrote: Mon Nov 05, 2018 10:44 pmSuck it and see
You must have good fucking eyes then
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inthepink wrote: Mon Nov 05, 2018 10:47 pm
sophie wrote: Mon Nov 05, 2018 10:44 pmSuck it and see
You must have good fucking eyes then
Nah just sucking action :lol:
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sophie wrote: Mon Nov 05, 2018 11:32 pm
inthepink wrote: Mon Nov 05, 2018 10:47 pm
sophie wrote: Mon Nov 05, 2018 10:44 pmSuck it and see
You must have good fucking eyes then
Nah just sucking action :lol:
How the hell you going to complete your little task then?
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It’s always the quiet ones :whistle:
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If my Auntie had a pair of bollocks she’d be my uncle
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I,m like marmite you either love me or hate me
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sophie wrote: Sat Nov 24, 2018 4:46 am I,m like marmite you either love me or hate me
Well I .....

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Sometimes you just have to do what you feel is right
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Between a rock and a hard place
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inthepink wrote: Mon Nov 26, 2018 11:41 pm Between a rock and a hard place
Oh so appropriate!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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I know which side my bread is buttered
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inthepink wrote: Tue Nov 27, 2018 5:59 am I know which side my bread is buttered
Was going to use that one in the team debate the other day but thought better as it was too domestic 🤭
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Monkey see, monkey do
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LeGraduate wrote: Tue Nov 27, 2018 7:48 am Monkey see, monkey do
You have no idea .. how appropriate
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Roomy wrote: Tue Nov 27, 2018 10:12 am
LeGraduate wrote: Tue Nov 27, 2018 7:48 am Monkey see, monkey do
You have no idea .. how appropriate
Must be telepathic today...
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Roomy wrote: Tue Nov 27, 2018 5:38 am
inthepink wrote: Mon Nov 26, 2018 11:41 pm Between a rock and a hard place
Oh so appropriate!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
And oh so very true
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