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sammy jane wrote: Mon Jun 11, 2018 11:19 am
sarah wrote: Mon Jun 11, 2018 11:09 am I want an exotic pet,
Like a stripper or something. 😉
or a nice gimp to send to do my shopping... outfit the lot😂
You think like me 😂😂
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sammy jane wrote: Mon Jun 11, 2018 12:51 pm
sarah wrote: Mon Jun 11, 2018 12:36 pm
sammy jane wrote: Mon Jun 11, 2018 11:19 am
sarah wrote: Mon Jun 11, 2018 11:09 am I want an exotic pet,
Like a stripper or something. 😉
or a nice gimp to send to do my shopping... outfit the lot😂
You think like me 😂😂
let them off the lead if they are a good pet😁

I think Sarah tried that with Marko, the trouble started when he was let off his leash! :whistle: :mrgreen: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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LordLuken wrote: Mon Jun 11, 2018 3:37 pm
sammy jane wrote: Mon Jun 11, 2018 12:51 pm
sarah wrote: Mon Jun 11, 2018 12:36 pm
sammy jane wrote: Mon Jun 11, 2018 11:19 am

or a nice gimp to send to do my shopping... outfit the lot😂
You think like me 😂😂
let them off the lead if they are a good pet😁

I think Sarah tried that with Marko, the trouble started when he was let off his leash! :whistle: :mrgreen: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Yeh he ran away. Scared little pussy 😂
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sarah wrote: Mon Jun 11, 2018 4:15 pm
LordLuken wrote: Mon Jun 11, 2018 3:37 pm
sammy jane wrote: Mon Jun 11, 2018 12:51 pm
sarah wrote: Mon Jun 11, 2018 12:36 pm
You think like me 😂😂
let them off the lead if they are a good pet😁

I think Sarah tried that with Marko, the trouble started when he was let off his leash! :whistle: :mrgreen: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Yeh he ran away. Scared little pussy 😂
Its been a while Sarah i guess your getting me mixed up with another :roll: :lol:
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marko wrote: Tue Jun 12, 2018 10:10 am
sarah wrote: Mon Jun 11, 2018 4:15 pm
LordLuken wrote: Mon Jun 11, 2018 3:37 pm
sammy jane wrote: Mon Jun 11, 2018 12:51 pm

let them off the lead if they are a good pet😁

I think Sarah tried that with Marko, the trouble started when he was let off his leash! :whistle: :mrgreen: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Yeh he ran away. Scared little pussy 😂
Its been a while Sarah i guess your getting me mixed up with another :roll: :lol:
Yeh whatever pussy. We need to rekindle our relationship 😉
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sarah wrote: Tue Jun 12, 2018 10:18 am
marko wrote: Tue Jun 12, 2018 10:10 am
sarah wrote: Mon Jun 11, 2018 4:15 pm
LordLuken wrote: Mon Jun 11, 2018 3:37 pm


I think Sarah tried that with Marko, the trouble started when he was let off his leash! :whistle: :mrgreen: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Yeh he ran away. Scared little pussy 😂
Its been a while Sarah i guess your getting me mixed up with another :roll: :lol:
Yeh whatever pussy. We need to rekindle our relationship 😉
someone needs showing whos boss ;)
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marko wrote: Tue Jun 12, 2018 10:28 am
sarah wrote: Tue Jun 12, 2018 10:18 am
marko wrote: Tue Jun 12, 2018 10:10 am
sarah wrote: Mon Jun 11, 2018 4:15 pm
Yeh he ran away. Scared little pussy 😂
Its been a while Sarah i guess your getting me mixed up with another :roll: :lol:
Yeh whatever pussy. We need to rekindle our relationship 😉
someone needs showing whos boss ;)
Yeh but that’s takes a man Marko. You up for it 🤔🤔
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No need to repeat yourself. I ignored you fine the first time. 😂😂
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Antibiotics.. the universal cure
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sammy jane wrote: Sat Jul 07, 2018 10:35 pm
Maimaymai wrote: Sat Jul 07, 2018 10:34 pm Antibiotics.. the universal cure
Interfere with alcohol consumption so no good
No wonder they’ve still got it !!
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‘ONLY LIVE ONCE’

Then don’t do it in mediocrity
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The early bird gets the worm,
The early worm gets eaten.

Watch out worm 😂😂😂
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sarah wrote: Tue Aug 21, 2018 9:10 am The early bird gets the worm,
The early worm gets eaten.

Watch out worm 😂😂😂
So your going to treat him then ?
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Maimaymai wrote: Tue Aug 21, 2018 9:14 am
sarah wrote: Tue Aug 21, 2018 9:10 am The early bird gets the worm,
The early worm gets eaten.

Watch out worm 😂😂😂
So your going to treat him then ?
Oh I will treat him alright. To what is the question 😂
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sarah wrote: Tue Aug 21, 2018 9:17 am
Maimaymai wrote: Tue Aug 21, 2018 9:14 am
sarah wrote: Tue Aug 21, 2018 9:10 am The early bird gets the worm,
The early worm gets eaten.

Watch out worm 😂😂😂
So your going to treat him then ?
Oh I will treat him alright. To what is the question 😂
I know you will treat me as I deserve :)
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patheticworm wrote: Tue Aug 21, 2018 9:26 am
sarah wrote: Tue Aug 21, 2018 9:17 am
Maimaymai wrote: Tue Aug 21, 2018 9:14 am
sarah wrote: Tue Aug 21, 2018 9:10 am The early bird gets the worm,
The early worm gets eaten.

Watch out worm 😂😂😂
So your going to treat him then ?
Oh I will treat him alright. To what is the question 😂
I know you will treat me as I deserve :)
In the mud wriggling about. Is it true if I chop you up I will have lots of wriggly worms 😂
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Jesus was a black man
No, Jesus was Batman
No, fuck
That was Bruce Wayne
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That’s what you think 😂
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sarah wrote: Wed Aug 22, 2018 10:54 pm That’s what you think 😂
Relaxing, that will be different.
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