The euros are amongst us .

hullnymph87
Reactions:
Posts: 314
Joined: Wed Jun 16, 2010 11:15 am
the middle number please (12345): 3
Contact:

The euros are amongst us .

Unread post by hullnymph87 »

•RULES FOR WOMEN DURING EUROS...🏆🏆🏆

1. If I hear you say Cristiano Ronaldo is hot. Get out.

2. When the euros is on, the TV is mine. Corrie, Eastenders, Love Island and Hollyoaks can do one.

3. I will most likely have a bet on so if you see me annoyed that one of my teams are losing don’t you dare say,

-It’s only a game
-Get over it
-They’ll win next time

This will result in the relationship ending.

4. Trying to have a chat

You don’t normally do it so don’t do it to try and get my attention.

5. Replays are very important. I don’t care if I’ve already seen it, if needs be I’ll rewind the whole game and watch it again.

6. I will not be attending any of your friends parties or gatherings, I’m fully booked unless it involves watching the Euros.

7. You are welcome to watch the game with me as long as you’re SILENT.

8. Don’t ask me what the offside rule is. The answer will be you being out of the kitchen.

9. The referee is always a wanker.

10. If you hear me scream your name be ready to;
-Get me a drink
-Get me a snack
-Get me new batteries for the remote.

If any of the above rules are broken or not followed you will;

1st breach; receive a warning
2nd breach; Be told to get out of the room
3rd breach; Finished or divorced

3 strikes and you’re out..😉👌🏻

Behave yourself ladies 🤣🤣🤣🤣
User avatar
Millerman
Reactions:
Posts: 609
Joined: Tue Oct 22, 2013 10:39 pm
the middle number please (12345): 3
Location: Skidby
Contact:

Re: The euros are amongst us .

Unread post by Millerman »

Isn't this a repeat???????
I'm sure it's been on before. :think:
Click here for more!
Silkhands
Reactions:
Posts: 45
Joined: Sat Apr 24, 2021 10:41 am
the middle number please (12345): 3
Contact:

Re: The euros are amongst us .

Unread post by Silkhands »

Sorry but footie is wank.

It's played by nambie pamby millionaires who are afraid their mascara will run or they may break a false nail.

Now rugby union on the other hand is a game played by men, and rufty tufty women of course. Trying to be gender inclusive here....
Roomy
Reactions:
Posts: 2093
Joined: Mon Jun 18, 2018 9:56 am
the middle number please (12345): 3
Contact:

Re: The euros are amongst us .

Unread post by Roomy »

I thought we voted to leave .

🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭😂😂😂
....
hullnymph87
Reactions:
Posts: 314
Joined: Wed Jun 16, 2010 11:15 am
the middle number please (12345): 3
Contact:

Re: The euros are amongst us .

Unread post by hullnymph87 »

Silkhands wrote: Sat Jun 12, 2021 6:06 pm Sorry but footie is wank.

It's played by nambie pamby millionaires who are afraid their mascara will run or they may break a false nail.

Now rugby union on the other hand is a game played by men, and rufty tufty women of course. Trying to be gender inclusive here....
Yawnion? Where fat blokes that aren't tough enough to play league go?
Daftduck
Reactions:
Posts: 10
Joined: Wed May 19, 2021 9:13 pm
the middle number please (12345): 3
Contact:

Re: The euros are amongst us .

Unread post by Daftduck »

hullnymph87 wrote: Sun Jun 13, 2021 7:44 pm
Silkhands wrote: Sat Jun 12, 2021 6:06 pm Sorry but footie is wank.

It's played by nambie pamby millionaires who are afraid their mascara will run or they may break a false nail.

Now rugby union on the other hand is a game played by men, and rufty tufty women of course. Trying to be gender inclusive here....
Yawnion? Where fat blokes that aren't tough enough to play league go?
Yawnion 😂 brilliant
Post Reply

Return to “GENERAL CHAT”

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: Bing [Bot] and 62 guests