•RULES FOR WOMEN DURING EUROS...
1. If I hear you say Cristiano Ronaldo is hot. Get out.
2. When the euros is on, the TV is mine. Corrie, Eastenders, Love Island and Hollyoaks can do one.
3. I will most likely have a bet on so if you see me annoyed that one of my teams are losing don’t you dare say,
-It’s only a game
-Get over it
-They’ll win next time
This will result in the relationship ending.
4. Trying to have a chat
You don’t normally do it so don’t do it to try and get my attention.
5. Replays are very important. I don’t care if I’ve already seen it, if needs be I’ll rewind the whole game and watch it again.
6. I will not be attending any of your friends parties or gatherings, I’m fully booked unless it involves watching the Euros.
7. You are welcome to watch the game with me as long as you’re SILENT.
8. Don’t ask me what the offside rule is. The answer will be you being out of the kitchen.
9. The referee is always a wanker.
10. If you hear me scream your name be ready to;
-Get me a drink
-Get me a snack
-Get me new batteries for the remote.
If any of the above rules are broken or not followed you will;
1st breach; receive a warning
2nd breach; Be told to get out of the room
3rd breach; Finished or divorced
3 strikes and you’re out..
Behave yourself ladies
The euros are amongst us .
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Re: The euros are amongst us .
Sorry but footie is wank.
It's played by nambie pamby millionaires who are afraid their mascara will run or they may break a false nail.
Now rugby union on the other hand is a game played by men, and rufty tufty women of course. Trying to be gender inclusive here....
It's played by nambie pamby millionaires who are afraid their mascara will run or they may break a false nail.
Now rugby union on the other hand is a game played by men, and rufty tufty women of course. Trying to be gender inclusive here....
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Re: The euros are amongst us .
Yawnion? Where fat blokes that aren't tough enough to play league go?Silkhands wrote: ↑Sat Jun 12, 2021 6:06 pm Sorry but footie is wank.
It's played by nambie pamby millionaires who are afraid their mascara will run or they may break a false nail.
Now rugby union on the other hand is a game played by men, and rufty tufty women of course. Trying to be gender inclusive here....
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Re: The euros are amongst us .
Yawnion brillianthullnymph87 wrote: ↑Sun Jun 13, 2021 7:44 pmYawnion? Where fat blokes that aren't tough enough to play league go?Silkhands wrote: ↑Sat Jun 12, 2021 6:06 pm Sorry but footie is wank.
It's played by nambie pamby millionaires who are afraid their mascara will run or they may break a false nail.
Now rugby union on the other hand is a game played by men, and rufty tufty women of course. Trying to be gender inclusive here....
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