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don't ever rub your eyes after you've cut an onion.... :crying-yellow:
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lexi wrote: ↑Wed Mar 27, 2019 3:16 pm don't ever rub your eyes after you've cut an onion.... :crying-yellow:
:text-bravo: :laughing-rollingyellow:
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Mistermc wrote: ↑Wed Mar 27, 2019 4:03 pm
lexi wrote: ↑Wed Mar 27, 2019 3:16 pm don't ever rub your eyes after you've cut an onion.... :crying-yellow:
:text-bravo: :laughing-rollingyellow:
Well what silly advice do you have?
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lexi wrote: ↑Wed Mar 27, 2019 3:16 pm don't ever rub your eyes after you've cut an onion.... :crying-yellow:
Try it after de-seeding red peppers. :crying-yellow:
lexi wrote: ↑Wed Mar 27, 2019 3:16 pm
Well what silly advice do you have?
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Don't want to shake your Willy after onions or red peppers.
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Good advice, I knew not to cut my eyes while rubbing an onion.
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Don't eat crisps in the bath
nothing to see here... "lick all the bits that look tasty, and see which one makes the best noise..." Where there's trust there'll be treats,
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champ wrote: ↑Wed Mar 27, 2019 5:19 pm Don't want to shake your Willy after onions or red peppers.
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You beat me to it, dunno about onions but but hot chillies are deadly. :angry-extinguishflame:
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always check for loo roll before you sit down.... :obscene-tolietpush:
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lexi wrote: ↑Sat Mar 30, 2019 3:03 pm always check for loo roll before you sit down.... :obscene-tolietpush:
And how much there is! That sinking feeling when you realise (too late) there's only one sheet left :lol:
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Never make eye contact when eating a banana.
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Always check you have your towel before jumping in the shower
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sophie wrote: ↑Mon Apr 01, 2019 10:29 am Always check you have your towel before jumping in the shower
Fucking prude you :lol:
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inthepink wrote: ↑Mon Apr 01, 2019 10:32 am
sophie wrote: ↑Mon Apr 01, 2019 10:29 am Always check you have your towel before jumping in the shower
Fucking prude you :lol:
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