Love of the day - what's made you smile?

[sophie]

Bargains

[champ]

Priti Patel is looking good today.

[Roomy]

Priti Patel is looking good today.

It’s in the name

[Roomy]

General election looks like it’s going to be even more entertaining than brexit ..

Does this mean east hull is going to vote conservative???

[mrmadness]

General election looks like it’s going to be even more entertaining than brexit ..

Does this mean east hull is going to vote conservative???

Doutful.

My prediction would be the Conservative Party and Brexit Party splitting 15,000 votes between each other, with the latter taking the lions share. Labour losing a few thousand votes to Lib Dems but still coming first with 12,000+ voting for them. Similar situation to the recent by-election in Peterborough.

[LordLuken]

Some great news!

[Millerman]

The busiest none stop day night for as long as I remember... Must be the pink stockings (ran out of black)

WOW!!!!!
Very nice.

[champ]

Winning my appeal against the Halifax - waiting for a nice payout..

[LordLuken]

Passing a course I was on today and learning I have more power than I thought I had...

[champ]

Passing a course I was on today and learning I have more power than I thought I had...

I can hear Marko now...powerful farting

[LordLuken]

Passing a course I was on today and learning I have more power than I thought I had...

I can hear Marko now...powerful farting

I may reveal what that is all about, won't be in open forum though lol

[inthepink]

Catching up

This 5 day stuff is the fucking best

[champ]

Revenge is sweet.....Especially when you are old.
I was in the McDonald’s drive-through this morning and the young lady behind me leaned on her horn because I was taking too long to place my order
“Take the high road,” I thought to myself. So when I got to the first window I paid for her order along with my own
The cashier must have told her what I'd done, because as we moved up she leaned out her window and waved to me and mouthed "Thank you.", obviously embarrassed that I had repaid her rudeness with a kindness.
When I got to the second window I showed them both receipts and took her food too.
Now she has to go back to the end of the line and start all over.
Don't honk your horn at old people

[humbertraveller]

Life is dull at the moment. However, a year ago my wife bought me a voucher for a professional massage with her beautician friend. Respectable place. Massaged me naked!! (she kept uniform on) and to my amazement gave me H/E. You have to realise that she and Mrs humbertraveller are both very broadminded. Lots of grinning when I got home and when we were out for a drink with her. Long time ago but definitely made me smile.

[sophie]

Erm still looking for it

[hornypunter]

Uk no longer in recession. Having a laugh the country is fucked.

[hornypunter]

A child of about 4 years old in a supermarket trolley wearing a mask. Quietest and best behaved child I saw all day, pity they do not have the same effect on women!

[Roomy]

Hearing that princess nut nut is actually in charge of the country

[hornypunter]

The fact that the Pope's official instagram account
"Liked " a photo of a scantily clad Brazilian model dressed in a school uniform.

[humbertraveller]

A discrete naughty private arrangment meeting with a parlour girl I know. Ahhhhh, feel much better.

[Millerman]

A discrete naughty private arrangment meeting with a parlour girl I know. Ahhhhh, feel much better.

Lucky Bastard
I think I'd be smiling too.

[hornypunter]

Southport riot video showing bloke in tracksuit goading riot police only to get hit on head by a brick bouncing off a riot shield . Turns round with a gash on his head and instantly another brick comes flying and straight into his balls.

[Mariner1973]

Contract being cut short on full pay