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Only fair that I write a proper review here.

I started speaking to ivy and it became clear that she has what I was looking for sexually and intellectually.
My taste will be different from yours, but she always looks 10/10 but the thing that does it for me is the smile. It will melt you in one place and make other places go hard.

Do not expect your meet with her to be as random as mine, she is exceptional at making each individual meet a memorable one tailored to your needs.

She is not a supermodel,she doesnt have enhanced boobs or lip filler. She is natural, a true natural beauty with the perfect personality.
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the master wrote: ↑Fri Dec 04, 2020 3:15 pm Only fair that I write a proper review here.

I started speaking to ivy and it became clear that she has what I was looking for sexually and intellectually.
My taste will be different from yours, but she always looks 10/10 but the thing that does it for me is the smile. It will melt you in one place and make other places go hard.

Do not expect your meet with her to be as random as mine, she is exceptional at making each individual meet a memorable one tailored to your needs.

She is not a supermodel,she doesnt have enhanced boobs or lip filler. She is natural, a true natural beauty with the perfect personality.
Awww you are a sweetie 😘😘, thanks you xx
love Ivy xxx
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Ivy mai for hire.

30 plus year old, all original body parts,no additions or souped up, slight paint job, usual wear and tear.
Engine is good for her age, still very reliable, the management system need attention though as warning lights start to flash if she needs attention and gets a bit sweary.

Her body and engine is ready and willing and she can go like the clappers. HOWEVER at a certain speed or distance she starts pissing fluid everywhere and makes a sort of moaning sound. We think its a leaking radiator but she is still good to go.
She has 1 lady owner called scarlet, however her previous owner to that, we think rear ended her a few times and damaged her as her boot is not accessible anymore, but there are plenty of other compartments you can put your groceries or weekly shop.
She performs well with 1 person in side her, we are not too sure of her capacity. As she could fit 2 in the front and 2 in the rear, but we have no record of this.
She gets a deep valet clean once a month so she us off the road for a short while.
She has a wide range of uses, she can be for leisurely pleasure, speed freaks, stunts, show, and we presume ",dogging" is some sort of off road activity.
I would describe her as classic, rather than vintage. She was built in the uk, do you will not be ripped off by any extra hidden fees from lets say the Eastern European or Asian markets.
We believe that she has not gone around the clock and clocked up that many miles.
All in all a good rental with plenty of enjoyable rides in her.
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I swear your reports of me get worse! Lol I'm not a sodding car 😝🀣🀣 xx
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The Master, I'm very intrigued by this potential little firecracker. The Mini Ivy sounds like a bargain and am considering whether to take a long term lease. But do you mind if I have a test run first? I've also heard it's best to take out a good insurance plan because if you treat her badly there is a high biting point.
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mrmadness wrote: ↑Thu Dec 17, 2020 7:57 pm The Master, I'm very intrigued by this potential little firecracker. The Mini Ivy sounds like a bargain and am considering whether to take a long term lease. But do you mind if I have a test run first? I've also heard it's best to take out a good insurance plan because if you treat her badly there is a high biting point.
Hi Mad. I am just the advertiser. Scarlet is her current owner. I have heard she has a very unusual starter on her. It's no a place I would of put a key.
I think she doubles up as a mini van as she is accommodating and you can put lots of things inside her. As I say, we have not sure if she is an MPV, but feel free to contact Scarlet and see if you and your friends can have a go in her, it will be the ideal Sunday outing.
Glad you asked about insurance. Their is a unique insurance policy with her that covers accidentally drowning and their is a type of exceed on her. You can only go in her some many times and for so long, anymore then the allotted time and the insurance will not cover damages to you and your persons. We have recently checked her over, accelerating and braking is fine, no sign of skids Mark's so we know she has no issue stopping but their was a slight bald spot in the lower area, it looks like it was actually designed that way and not gone bald through time.
Any more questions, give us a bell.
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Ivy-mai wrote: ↑Thu Dec 17, 2020 5:12 pm I swear your reports of me get worse! Lol I'm not a sodding car 😝🀣🀣 xx
Just be grateful you are not a bus. "Pay Β£2 and get to go all the way, but you have to share her with 50 other users at the same time, sometimes its standing room only"
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the master wrote: ↑Fri Dec 18, 2020 11:43 am
Ivy-mai wrote: ↑Thu Dec 17, 2020 5:12 pm I swear your reports of me get worse! Lol I'm not a sodding car 😝🀣🀣 xx
Just be grateful you are not a bus. "Pay Β£2 and get to go all the way, but you have to share her with 50 other users at the same time, sometimes its standing room only"
You just want for the next time I see you 😈, i will happily have the broom waiting for you πŸ˜‰πŸ€£πŸ€£. I'm going to be soooo nice to you haha xx
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I'd love an auto trader review lol πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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Georgia69xxx wrote: ↑Sat Dec 19, 2020 8:38 am I'd love an auto trader review lol πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Don't say that, its all you'll end up getting 🀣🀣🀣, honestly these reviews he does get more and more bizarre 🀣 xx
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Georgia69xxx wrote: ↑Sat Dec 19, 2020 8:38 am I'd love an auto trader review lol πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Well boys and girls are you in for a treat.
This little rocket is a head turner. I do not know much about her, but she is part of the classic collection at Chrissys. She is top of the range, but that's nothing you wouldnt expect from a show room like Chrissys.
She is a classic example, others have tried to match her in the frontal area by paying thousands but the souped up models are not quiet up to spec as this model.
As far as rideablity goes, This model is new to us, but has seemed to be very popular and gained a lot of interest, with certain a Mad bid for her internal fluid as if it is some sort of aphrodisiac amongst the pervertheads.
Body work is a head turner, very well presented and a proper show piece. She is a typical classic so you wouldnt really try and take her up the dirt track as it's not her style and could compromise your safety, however if you can pop her hood open, she purrs like a kitten when you play with her internal systems just right.
For more information please call chrissys.
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I accidentally ventured out in to water sports today with Ivy. However both being new to this did take some time. First we laid on the bed until she was nearly ready and then with a quick sharp press on the bladder, she was off. Bed to bathroom in 17 seconds sprint. Feeling we could do better, we tried again. 15 seconds Personal best.
Next we are working on the hurdle water sports on how quick she can jump over things and make it to the toilet before wetting herself, we are also going through the final stages of a relay water sports. Not too sure if it should be her carrying 4 peoples pee or running in between points, javelin water sports was messy and not recommended as it just ended up with her flinging wee everywhere... but that's not unsurprising or unusual for her on a weekend.
She is not keen on Hard sports... as she struggles to understand cricket and tennis because she always gets distracted at tennis when someone shouts Love Deuce, so these are Hard sports for her.
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I meet her a few months back proper squirter I have text her today to get me booked in again I can’t wait xx
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Can't wait for my balls to be slapping against her chin again and sounding like the NHS 8pm clap. Hopefully this time she is awake for it.
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Only girl I know that can squirt through a water proof sheet.
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the master wrote: ↑Tue Mar 23, 2021 7:36 pm Only girl I know that can squirt through a water proof sheet.
πŸ™ˆπŸ™ˆ think that speaks volumes, I'm going to have to invest in heavy duty waterproof sheeting I thing 😜🀣🀣 xx
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If you have had your roof done, she will gladly come and sit on it and play with her self to see if it is water tight.
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I swear when I next see you I'm tying you to the bes and opening the curtains so everyone can see and leaving haha xx
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I have never understand why people want bear back, so I decided it was time to ask someone I knew for it.
Ivy answered the door dressed as a bear, I was confused at first as I still didn't get what the fuss was about.
She quickly leaped on me and started ripping my clothes off and growling at me. She then got down on all 4s and started sniffing my shoes, I knew that this was my opening, so a entered her. She was thrashing around and seemed to really get in to the role. She managed to break free and then so me to the door.
Around her house are a lot of trees, I wasn't sure if she wanted me to go with her to see a bear shit in the woods, as I am not really in to that thing.
Bear back with Ivy was fun, however being only 5ft, it was more like ewok back.
Starwars roleplay would be good with her in a bear outfit, all you would need is a glow in the dark condom and you could be the dark side stabbing some ewoks in the groin area.
Anyway, after bear back, I left her sat in the doorway, eating a tin of tuna with her bear hands.
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the master wrote: ↑Fri Oct 15, 2021 1:52 pm I have never understand why people want bear back, so I decided it was time to ask someone I knew for it.
Ivy answered the door dressed as a bear, I was confused at first as I still didn't get what the fuss was about.
She quickly leaped on me and started ripping my clothes off and growling at me. She then got down on all 4s and started sniffing my shoes, I knew that this was my opening, so a entered her. She was thrashing around and seemed to really get in to the role. She managed to break free and then so me to the door.
Around her house are a lot of trees, I wasn't sure if she wanted me to go with her to see a bear shit in the woods, as I am not really in to that thing.
Bear back with Ivy was fun, however being only 5ft, it was more like ewok back.
Starwars roleplay would be good with her in a bear outfit, all you would need is a glow in the dark condom and you could be the dark side stabbing some ewoks in the groin area.
Anyway, after bear back, I left her sat in the doorway, eating a tin of tuna with her bear hands.
I swear to god, you really are such a twat! I'm going to see if I can rent a real bear, just so it can rip you a new arsrhole 🀣🀣.
You are a nob 🀣🀣 xx
love Ivy xxx
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Jayyyme30 wrote: ↑Tue Jan 19, 2021 9:15 am I meet her a few months back proper squirter I have text her today to get me booked in again I can’t wait xx
Just checking you are still alive and not buried in her garden.
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I saw ivy a few months back now I forgot my log in details so I couldn't post anything here

Ivy is stunning she is a great laugh
The one thing I will remember about my visit was the delivery driver knocking on the door and ivy naked trying you shout out the bedroom window to leave it at the door just to be told she was being lazy. Still it was good for me I had a great view of her arse all the time this was going on. I would definitely say see this stunner you will not regret it.
Cant wait to see her again as soon as my shifts will allow it
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jellylegs wrote: ↑Thu Dec 16, 2021 10:46 pm I saw ivy a few months back now I forgot my log in details so I couldn't post anything here

Ivy is stunning she is a great laugh
The one thing I will remember about my visit was the delivery driver knocking on the door and ivy naked trying you shout out the bedroom window to leave it at the door just to be told she was being lazy. Still it was good for me I had a great view of her arse all the time this was going on. I would definitely say see this stunner you will not regret it.
Cant wait to see her again as soon as my shifts will allow it
Awww thanks sweetie. Haha I can't believe Royal mail called me lazy 🀣🀣, can't you tell I shop online a LOT haha.
Glad you enjoyed as much as I did lovely 😘😘, hopefully see you soon xx
love Ivy xxx
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jellylegs wrote: ↑Thu Dec 16, 2021 10:46 pm I saw ivy a few months back now I forgot my log in details so I couldn't post anything here

Ivy is stunning she is a great laugh
The one thing I will remember about my visit was the delivery driver knocking on the door and ivy naked trying you shout out the bedroom window to leave it at the door just to be told she was being lazy. Still it was good for me I had a great view of her arse all the time this was going on. I would definitely say see this stunner you will not regret it.
Cant wait to see her again as soon as my shifts will allow it
Great report Jellylegs, better late than never! :D And I'm sure it is very much deserved too! :mrgreen:
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not had the pleasure I have messaged a few times but our timings have not been right... ile have to try harder :)
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