Ivy-mai

[the master]

He did try that, didn't go down too well for him . Wonder why master isn't replying?
I think he's at the deep/ whore house xx

Hey.... you said those pebbles would look great in your garden. I carried them for ages in my mouth for you. I thought you liked penguin porn, you were walking like one when I accidentally put it in your no no hole. Xx

Plus fish is hard to get now, they put a sealed security tag on them now. The security staff dont understand that I need the fish to pay for sexual thrills.

I mean, did you actually try and explain your situation? I'm quite glad really, I don't like fish anyway xx

Great...... I'm also band from all garden centres that sell fish and rockeries because apparently its inappropriate to ask which fish or rock is best for exchanging in sexual activities

[the master]

Also, ever wonder why the deep has so many fish?? And how they get them and what they do to get them. Yep, they whore out the penguins.

[the master]

Hey.... you said those pebbles would look great in your garden. I carried them for ages in my mouth for you. I thought you liked penguin porn, you were walking like one when I accidentally put it in your no no hole. Xx

Plus fish is hard to get now, they put a sealed security tag on them now. The security staff dont understand that I need the fish to pay for sexual thrills.

I mean, did you actually try and explain your situation? I'm quite glad really, I don't like fish anyway xx

Great...... I'm also band from all garden centres that sell fish and rockeries because apparently its inappropriate to ask which fish or rock is best for exchanging in sexual activities

Penguin porn is good, but my really passion is flamingos. Leggy bird that shows a bit of pink. I imagine lord has a few flamingos at his manor, posh people always do.

[Ivy-mai]

I think you and you alone are the one they pimp the penguins out to .
Ffs flamingo land had better lock their animals up, I don't think there's a single animal you wouldn't try now! xx

[LordLuken]

He did try that, didn't go down too well for him . Wonder why master isn't replying?
I think he's at the deep/ whore house xx

Hey.... you said those pebbles would look great in your garden. I carried them for ages in my mouth for you. I thought you liked penguin porn, you were walking like one when I accidentally put it in your no no hole. Xx

Plus fish is hard to get now, they put a sealed security tag on them now. The security staff dont understand that I need the fish to pay for sexual thrills.

I mean, did you actually try and explain your situation? I'm quite glad really, I don't like fish anyway xx

I don't think there is much to explain really, if the fish have sealed security tags I'm guessing the Security staff understand perfectly well the fish are not suitable payment for his sexual thrills!

[the master]

Hey.... you said those pebbles would look great in your garden. I carried them for ages in my mouth for you. I thought you liked penguin porn, you were walking like one when I accidentally put it in your no no hole. Xx

Plus fish is hard to get now, they put a sealed security tag on them now. The security staff dont understand that I need the fish to pay for sexual thrills.

I mean, did you actually try and explain your situation? I'm quite glad really, I don't like fish anyway xx

I don't think there is much to explain really, if the fish have sealed security tags I'm guessing the Security staff understand perfectly well the fish are not suitable payment for his sexual thrills!

I think that's the issue. Too many stealing fish to pay for sexual favours. And as for you Ivy, you are a bit of an animal anyway.

[LordLuken]

...I imagine lord has a few flamingos at his manor, posh people always do.

Missed this one earlier! Yeah I have about 9 or 10 here at Luken Manor, but don't worry my Game Keeper and Security staff have been advised of your liking for Flamingos

[the master]

...I imagine lord has a few flamingos at his manor, posh people always do.

Missed this one earlier! Yeah I have about 9 or 10 here at Luken Manor, but don't worry my Game Keeper and Security staff have been advised of your liking for Flamingos

I like birds with long legs and shows a bit of pink.

[Ivy-mai]

I'm glad you can't pay in fish anymore, they where rather smelly when you got here! Pmsl
Lord do nit tell him you have flamingos, he will cause a diversion for security to get to them xx

[the master]

I'm glad you can't pay in fish anymore, they where rather smelly when you got here! Pmsl
Lord do nit tell him you have flamingos, he will cause a diversion for security to get to them xx

I am starting to fear this thread. Girls that read it will think I'm freaky and not want bookings. Guys that will read it will think Ivy is in to some strange stuff and book her up. Sorry sweetie, you are stuck with me and my fetish for birds. Lol

[LordLuken]

I'm glad you can't pay in fish anymore, they where rather smelly when you got here! Pmsl
Lord do nit tell him you have flamingos, he will cause a diversion for security to get to them xx

I am starting to fear this thread. Girls that read it will think I'm freaky and not want bookings. Guys that will read it will think Ivy is in to some strange stuff and book her up. Sorry sweetie, you are stuck with me and my fetish for birds. Lol

I blame Ivy of course! I'm sure there are girls out there that love anything freaky and different TM so I'm sure there is nothing to fear! Again, you're likely to be right about guys thinking I'vy's into some strange stuff and will book her up as a result, though I'm not sure many will have her wear the Pingu outfit Personally though, I love the reveal of where this thread will go next!

Oh Ivy, don't worry the Flamingo are safe here at Luken Manor, Security staff here are not easily distracted and are fully equipped with the latest TM control measures!

[Ivy-mai]

Well I don't mind being stuck with you master , you're not so bad when I'm not dressed as a penguin .
Besides my witchy broom wouldn't get much use if you weren't around .

Why oh why do I always get the blame? I blame you two for corrupting my innocent self! .

I should hope they are safe Lord, those poor birds being violated , besides I'd loose a client if he could get his hands on them xx

[hornypunter]

I never imagined Luken Manor having flamingos I thought there would have been peacocks strutting around the landscaped gardens.

[LordLuken]

I never imagined Luken Manor having flamingos I thought there would have been peacocks strutting around the landscaped gardens.

The Peacocks are housed more in the Southern Gardens. The Flamingos bring that bit of colour to Lake Luken.

[LordLuken]

Why oh why do I always get the blame? I blame you two for corrupting my innocent self! .

There is a word here that does not fit when describing you Ivy. Can you guess which it is? How can you keep a straight face when saying such things? It's you that has corrupted me and TM

I should hope they are safe Lord, those poor birds being violated , besides I'd loose a client if he could get his hands on them xx

I can't see you ever losing a client to Flamingos. But if it helps I hear they now have flamingo outfits over at "Bird Outfits R Us" Come with pink stilts for that authentic flamingo look...

[the master]

Well I don't mind being stuck with you master , you're not so bad when I'm not dressed as a penguin .
Besides my witchy broom wouldn't get much use if you weren't around .

Why oh why do I always get the blame? I blame you two for corrupting my innocent self! .

I should hope they are safe Lord, those poor birds being violated , besides I'd loose a client if he could get his hands on them xx

Dont act all sweet and innocent, we all know you are not. Besides, I know what 2 rocks and a fish turns you in to.... certainly not innocent.

[the master]

I think it's time for an experiment. See who reads this thread. I think that whoever books with ivy and dresses as a penguin throughout should get £10 off a booking.

[the master]

I never imagined Luken Manor having flamingos I thought there would have been peacocks strutting around the landscaped gardens.

The Peacocks are housed more in the Southern Gardens. The Flamingos bring that bit of colour to Lake Luken.

Peacocks are cock teases. Parading around like 'look at me, look at me' they are the strippers of the bird world. Look good, but arent actually as great as they seem.

[the master]

I'm glad you can't pay in fish anymore, they where rather smelly when you got here! Pmsl
Lord do nit tell him you have flamingos, he will cause a diversion for security to get to them xx

I am starting to fear this thread. Girls that read it will think I'm freaky and not want bookings. Guys that will read it will think Ivy is in to some strange stuff and book her up. Sorry sweetie, you are stuck with me and my fetish for birds. Lol

I blame Ivy of course! I'm sure there are girls out there that love anything freaky and different TM so I'm sure there is nothing to fear! Again, you're likely to be right about guys thinking I'vy's into some strange stuff and will book her up as a result, though I'm not sure many will have her wear the Pingu outfit Personally though, I love the reveal of where this thread will go next!

Oh Ivy, don't worry the Flamingo are safe here at Luken Manor, Security staff here are not easily distracted and are fully equipped with the latest TM control measures!

"Latest TM control measures" ..... so you have given your security staff tits then? I can actually see your security staff being all female like a bond villain

[Ivy-mai]

Wow! You two are so mean to me! you started the corruption, especially master with the whole bird sex stuff .

Wow guessing you tried peacocks too? Pmsl

I swear to god anyone turns up in a bird suit, and I'm running .

omg I have told you a thousand times, I do not take fish or rocks as payment , maybe a shark as payment, so I can feed you to him, for being cheeky .

I can keep a straight face because its true, you only have to look at me to know I'm sweet and innocent lol xx

[LordLuken]

"Latest TM control measures" ..... so you have given your security staff tits then? I can actually see your security staff being all female like a bond villain

Why do I suddenly feel the urge to laugh in an evil menacing way, whilst stroking a white fluffy cat? Women make excellent security staff TM, but a word of caution...whatever you do, please do not upset Olga, she's in charge of security here at Luken Manor if you interefere with any of the Flamingos in her charge...well lets just say axing of the part will take on new meaning for you!

Wow! You two are so mean to me! you started the corruption, especially master with the whole bird sex stuff .

We are not mean to you at all!

I swear to god anyone turns up in a bird suit, and I'm running .

Queue the Benny Hill music!

I can keep a straight face because its true, you only have to look at me to know I'm sweet and innocent lol xx

Words simply fail me here!

[Ivy-mai]

"Latest TM control measures" ..... so you have given your security staff tits then? I can actually see your security staff being all female like a bond villain

Why do I suddenly feel the urge to laugh in an evil menacing way, whilst stroking a white fluffy cat? Women make excellent security staff TM, but a word of caution...whatever you do, please do not upset Olga, she's in charge of security here at Luken Manor if you interefere with any of the Flamingos in her charge...well lets just say axing of the part will take on new meaning for you!

Wow! You two are so mean to me! you started the corruption, especially master with the whole bird sex stuff .

We are not mean to you at all!

I swear to god anyone turns up in a bird suit, and I'm running .

Queue the Benny Hill music!

I can keep a straight face because its true, you only have to look at me to know I'm sweet and innocent lol xx

Words simply fail me here!

I know I'm sweet and innocent and it's you 2 with the naughty thoughts and murderous thoughts .
You both corrupted me not the other way around, but of course you'll both stick together to make me look like the source of corruption xx

[LordLuken]

I know I'm sweet and innocent and it's you 2 with the naughty thoughts and murderous thoughts .
You both corrupted me not the other way around, but of course you'll both stick together to make me look like the source of corruption xx

Me thinks you protest far too much! Like I've said many time in the past Miss I'm so sweet and Innocent I will not agree to such claims until I can verify them for myself! and besides, lets be honest it's a well known fact that women are the source of corruption, this faxt has been known since the dawn of time. xx

[the master]

Ivy.... I will give you sweet but certainly not innocent. After, you do have a broom that doubles up an instrument of flight and an an sex toy.

[the master]

Ivy.... I will give you sweet but certainly not innocent. After all, you do have a broom that doubles up an instrument of flight and an anal sex toy.