Translated in to English..... I hate morningsthe master wrote: ↑Sun Oct 18, 2020 7:45 amthe master wrote: ↑Sat Oct 17, 2020 6:36 am Ivy.... I will give you sweet but certainly not innocent. After all, you do have a broom that doubles up an instrument of flight and an anal sex toy.
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I suppose you could be sweet and innocent, perhaps it's the demons in you that have corrupted you. Its 2 good names for demons though. "Master" and "Lord" I'm flattered that you have named your demons after us
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Me too...I think!the master wrote: ↑Sun Oct 18, 2020 7:49 am I suppose you could be sweet and innocent, perhaps it's the demons in you that have corrupted you. Its 2 good names for demons though. "Master" and "Lord" I'm flattered that you have named your demons after us
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ok I'll just stick to the fact I am sweet then . Innocent goes out of the window when I have master on here that's actually met me .
May not be innocent, but I can certainly act it! Pmsl xx
May not be innocent, but I can certainly act it! Pmsl xx
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Innocent like a penguin. I still am trying to get rid of your demons. Maybe that's why you like penguin sex role play so much, because your demons cant destroy a cute penguin.
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Pmsl I've told you, I don't like being a penguin but you insist I dress up as one .
Told you I'll stick to the sweet part, and drop the innocent . Xx
Told you I'll stick to the sweet part, and drop the innocent . Xx
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Soooooo if you dont like it but do it anyway. What else can I get away with. It's going to be fun later in life for you when your memories start to go and you think you were molested by pingu
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Well it's certainly not the worst thing I've been asked to do, so that's why you can get away with it haha.the master wrote: ↑Mon Oct 19, 2020 1:12 pmSoooooo if you dont like it but do it anyway. What else can I get away with. It's going to be fun later in life for you when your memories start to go and you think you were molested by pingu
I dread that day! Lol xx
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Trying to explain to people that pingu made you "do stuff" Good luck with that. Hahahaha
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yeh but thats actually going to be you, given I'm the one that dresses like pingu xxthe master wrote: ↑Tue Oct 20, 2020 5:37 am Trying to explain to people that pingu made you "do stuff" Good luck with that. Hahahaha
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Balls... I didnt think of that. Okay, later in life you are going to wonder why you have a cum soaked pingu outfit in your wardrobe.Ivy-mai wrote: ↑Tue Oct 20, 2020 10:22 amyeh but thats actually going to be you, given I'm the one that dresses like pingu xxthe master wrote: ↑Tue Oct 20, 2020 5:37 am Trying to explain to people that pingu made you "do stuff" Good luck with that. Hahahaha
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Pretty sure the outfit will be long gone before then haha xxthe master wrote: ↑Tue Oct 20, 2020 1:53 pmBalls... I didnt think of that. Okay, later in life you are going to wonder why you have a cum soaked pingu outfit in your wardrobe.Ivy-mai wrote: ↑Tue Oct 20, 2020 10:22 amyeh but thats actually going to be you, given I'm the one that dresses like pingu xxthe master wrote: ↑Tue Oct 20, 2020 5:37 am Trying to explain to people that pingu made you "do stuff" Good luck with that. Hahahaha
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I feel for the bin men. You cant give a cum soaked anything to charity shops....(so I've heard) so the only other way to dispose of it is to bury it or bin it. Feel sorry for who ever discovers a cum soaked lifeless penguin suit, that shit will fuck you up lolIvy-mai wrote: ↑Fri Oct 23, 2020 1:58 pmPretty sure the outfit will be long gone before then haha xxthe master wrote: ↑Tue Oct 20, 2020 1:53 pmBalls... I didnt think of that. Okay, later in life you are going to wonder why you have a cum soaked pingu outfit in your wardrobe.Ivy-mai wrote: ↑Tue Oct 20, 2020 10:22 amyeh but thats actually going to be you, given I'm the one that dresses like pingu xxthe master wrote: ↑Tue Oct 20, 2020 5:37 am Trying to explain to people that pingu made you "do stuff" Good luck with that. Hahahaha
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sell it on aw, someone will love that lol xxthe master wrote: ↑Sun Oct 25, 2020 8:47 pmI feel for the bin men. You cant give a cum soaked anything to charity shops....(so I've heard) so the only other way to dispose of it is to bury it or bin it. Feel sorry for who ever discovers a cum soaked lifeless penguin suit, that shit will fuck you up lolIvy-mai wrote: ↑Fri Oct 23, 2020 1:58 pmPretty sure the outfit will be long gone before then haha xxthe master wrote: ↑Tue Oct 20, 2020 1:53 pmBalls... I didnt think of that. Okay, later in life you are going to wonder why you have a cum soaked pingu outfit in your wardrobe.
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So besides bewitching guys with your witchy powers, what else are you doing this halloween apart from helping me get rid of a "used" penguin outfit. I will let you sell it on your AW page. Actually, that's not a bad idea, sell it as a halloween costume... a solid one.
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We aren't doing anything for Halloween, putting a note on my door saying do not knock or ring the bell, or I'll set the dogs on you. Not telling the kids its Halloween either . Xx
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I can understand the wanting to escape the trick or treaters But I had no idea we had a female Monty Burns on our hands here! I can hear it now..."That cheeky little devil has rung my door bell...SMITHERS!! Release the hounds!"
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I can actually see Lord being your "Smithers" ivy. Possibly without the homosexual lust lol
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Not sure if it's a bonus with all these winds at the moment and Ivy flying around on her broom. Granted if she was working, so could fly to out calls in no time, but she could also get blown miles off course. "Hi hunni, cant make our appointment, my broom blew away" would be an awesome reason.
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I don't know the monty burns reference .
Went straight over my head, because I don't know who monty burns is lol.
I love that, I'm so doing outcalls on my broom xx
Went straight over my head, because I don't know who monty burns is lol.
I love that, I'm so doing outcalls on my broom xx
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Noooooooooooooo! Where have you been hiding for the past 30 years Ivy?
I present Monty burns....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORvkElqw0QM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHyU_rRukss
Not got a clue why it's putting up two of the same videos though.
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Well how else are you meant to get around? Plus if you get stopped during lock down, you can say that you are a vintage cleaner.
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Ohhhh I do know now, my brain just wasn't in geer!
I know the Sampsons very well lol.
master vintage cleaner! Love it, that's if they can catch me, while I'm whizzing around on the broom xx
I know the Sampsons very well lol.
master vintage cleaner! Love it, that's if they can catch me, while I'm whizzing around on the broom xx
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LORD are you missing a flamingo from the manor? If so, Ivy has gutted it and stuffed it on her bed side table facing her... watching her. It's like some ritual of satanic arts. Poor thing
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honestly should have known this was coming! Haha can't believe you actually turned up with fish and rocks to pay me this time! Penguin mask too honestly never laughed so much haha xx
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