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by greg57
Fri Mar 12, 2010 11:24 am
Forum: FUNNY STUFF
Topic: Paddy
Replies: 0
Views: 503

Paddy

Paddy shows an Essex girl the L & R in his wellies, explaining they mean left & right.
Oh she says that will explain the C & A in my thong.
by greg57
Fri Mar 12, 2010 11:22 am
Forum: FUNNY STUFF
Topic: Wine
Replies: 1
Views: 664

Wine

If a woman drinks 2 glasses of wine a day ! it increases the chances of a stroke !!
But if you buy her a full bottle she will probably suck it for you aswell .
by greg57
Wed Feb 24, 2010 5:22 pm
Forum: FUNNY STUFF
Topic: air disaster
Replies: 0
Views: 408

air disaster

Irelands worst air disaster struck to day when a 2 seater plane crashed in a cemetry.
Irish rescue workers have recovered 425 bodies, the dig continues.
by greg57
Wed Feb 24, 2010 5:01 pm
Forum: FUNNY STUFF
Topic: Karma sutra
Replies: 0
Views: 436

Karma sutra

There's been a new position added to the karma sutra. It's called the plumber
you both wait all day and NO f**ker comes.
by greg57
Mon Feb 22, 2010 8:14 pm
Forum: male seeking female
Topic: Looking for a kind lady, sexy, free, outgoing loving life...
Replies: 4
Views: 2523

Re: Looking for a kind lady, sexy, free, outgoing loving life...

Welcome 3socks are you as bad at laundry as i am lol
by greg57
Mon Feb 22, 2010 4:36 pm
Forum: GENERAL CHAT
Topic: which of the seven dwarf's are you today?
Replies: 18755
Views: 1176279

Re: whch of the seven dwarf's are you today?

Grumpy (with pain) dwarf
by greg57
Sat Feb 20, 2010 8:08 pm
Forum: FUNNY STUFF
Topic: my birthday whoop whoop!!!!!
Replies: 10
Views: 2821

Re: my birthday whoop whoop!!!!!

Happy birthday Amber NO buncking broncos hun lol, have a reat night XXX
by greg57
Sat Feb 20, 2010 4:25 pm
Forum: USEFUL SITES
Topic: sylvia is a granny
Replies: 13
Views: 4609

Re: sylvia is a granny

Congratulation Sylvia and welcome tto the grandparents club, it's a fantastic club to be in
best wishes to all X
by greg57
Fri Feb 19, 2010 6:17 pm
Forum: FUNNY STUFF
Topic: Pub Quiz
Replies: 1
Views: 805

Pub Quiz

I lost in a pub quiz by 1 point, the qustion was "where do women mostly have curly hair?"
apparently it's Africa
by greg57
Thu Feb 18, 2010 6:58 pm
Forum: CHATROOM
Topic: GALLERY
Replies: 51
Views: 38398

Re: GALLERY

OMG Beth stunning XXX
by greg57
Sat Feb 13, 2010 5:40 pm
Forum: FUNNY STUFF
Topic: immigrants
Replies: 2
Views: 1093

immigrants

Immigrant gooes to specsavers for an eye test optician shows him the test card , read the middle line please czmiklavct can you read it , read it he says i know him.
by greg57
Sat Feb 13, 2010 5:37 pm
Forum: FUNNY STUFF
Topic: Illegals
Replies: 0
Views: 410

Illegals

Transit van of illegals was stopped by police on motorway, copper said to driver the limit is 70 on here, drver turns round and says to them in the back right 3 of you have got to get out.
by greg57
Sat Feb 13, 2010 1:48 pm
Forum: GENERAL CHAT
Topic: thoughts
Replies: 34316
Views: 2320580

Re: thoughts

Dont put your woolies away yet Suzy
by greg57
Sat Feb 13, 2010 1:45 pm
Forum: FUNNY STUFF
Topic: u knw u live in hull when.....
Replies: 4
Views: 2015

Re: u knw u live in hull when.....

Ha haha Amber great post, hope you soon get better after bucking bronco ride, big bruises
eh ? XXX
by greg57
Fri Jan 22, 2010 11:34 am
Forum: FUNNY STUFF
Topic: 6 hull facts
Replies: 5
Views: 1881

Re: 6 hull facts

:lol: :lol: :lol:
by greg57
Mon Jan 18, 2010 10:57 am
Forum: FUNNY STUFF
Topic: play time
Replies: 2
Views: 1885

play time

I still remember play time at school, a bit of footy,sneaking a quick cig & and trying to have sex with girls behind the bike sheds !!!!! I loved that caretakers job.
by greg57
Fri Jan 15, 2010 4:02 pm
Forum: FUNNY STUFF
Topic: skating on ice
Replies: 2
Views: 1660

skating on ice

Heather mills has lodged a complaint , saying it is unfair she has been asked to skate to footloose.
by greg57
Fri Jan 15, 2010 4:00 pm
Forum: FUNNY STUFF
Topic: wpc
Replies: 0
Views: 385

wpc

2 wpc's were out on foot patrol with their alsation.1 says i've come out without my nickers on, The other 1 said let the dog sniff your pussy and then send him back to the staion, he will bring them back for you. 2 hours later the dog returned with a truncheon, riot batton and 3 of the sargents fing...
by greg57
Tue Jan 12, 2010 7:11 pm
Forum: FUNNY STUFF
Topic: wife
Replies: 1
Views: 1423

wife

My wife was hinting about what she wanted for her birthday, she said something shiny that goes from 0 -100 in about 30 seconds. I bought her some bathroom scales.
by greg57
Tue Jan 12, 2010 6:39 pm
Forum: FUNNY STUFF
Topic: winter
Replies: 2
Views: 1746

winter

Winter is here & our native birds are finding food scarce, please got to your pet shop and
buy a bag of nuts. There is no finer sight than a pairs of tits around your nut sack.
However it's a bit early to expect a swallow.
by greg57
Tue Jan 12, 2010 6:22 pm
Forum: FUNNY STUFF
Topic: football
Replies: 0
Views: 379

football

Angolan police have named an early suspect in the recent attack on the team bus.With
300 shots fired and only 3 on target, the police are keen to talk to Emile Heskey.
by greg57
Tue Jan 12, 2010 11:57 am
Forum: FUNNY STUFF
Topic: HAPPY :-)
Replies: 1
Views: 370

Re: HAPPY :-)

:clap: :clap: NICE 1
by greg57
Tue Jan 12, 2010 11:03 am
Forum: FUNNY STUFF
Topic: sexual favours
Replies: 3
Views: 2058

sexual favours

An elderly italian man goes to confession & says forgive me father for i have sinned. During the war a young jewish girl asked me to hidr her. I agreed in exchange for sexual favours. I'm sure god knows the stress i was under at this time, and what would have happened to this girl if she was fou...
by greg57
Mon Jan 11, 2010 8:40 pm
Forum: FUNNY STUFF
Topic: not sure ?
Replies: 0
Views: 234

not sure ?

What do tiger woods and the togo football team have in common ?
neither is using there driver at the min.
by greg57
Mon Jan 11, 2010 12:46 pm
Forum: FUNNY STUFF
Topic: fill in the blanks
Replies: 1
Views: 778

fill in the blanks

Fill in the blanks !
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f--k
p-n-s
pu-s-

Answers
books
random
fork
pants
pulse
may god bless you with a cleaner mind :grin:

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