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Chuckle - like the first one especially.

Couple make a deal that whoever dies first makes contact to say what the afterlife is like. Bert dies first and after a few weeks makes contact with Gladys. "Ooh is that you Bert"? "Yes, I've cum back to tell u what it's like. First thing in the morning I have sex, then off to the Gol...

I must remember to pay more attention! I must remember to pay more attention! I must remember to pay more attention! I must remember to pay more attention! I must remember to pay more attention! I must remember to pay more attention! I must remember to pay more attention! I must remember to pay more...

Bloke shaggin a woman spies a photo of a man on the table.
"That your old man"? he says.
"No" she replies.
"Well who is it then"? he asks
She says . . . . .

"Me 2 years ago"

Boom boom

Man asks his barber "How do you treat baldness"?
"Best thing is female love juice mate" says the barber.
"But you're balder than me" says the man.
"Ye, but you got admit I got a F***in crackin moustache"!!

Oh, please, come on guys.

I hear the police have called in the helicopter to get an Aerial view!!

I think you misunderstood C1 Lisa

He has a thing about Cocks not Clocks!!

Silly Girl

Lisa

U'll get Roxy all excited!

Poor Poor Mrs!!!

She must've been very BOLD to kill herself in that
way!! Boom Boom

Hessle foreshore would be good - I can see it from my cabin window!!

Let me know when - I don't want to spend all my time staring out the porthole just on the offchance!!



I'll keep it quiet!!

Hmmmm
Mr Moderator, now i'm upset. Poor me.


No I'm not

What's the difference between Gary Glitter and Acne??

Acne waits until you're 13 before it
cums on your face!!

A man approached a woman in a bar and says: "I'd love to fill your pussy with guinness and then drink it all". The woman runs from the Pub in disgust & tells her husband. "Aren't you going to kick the Sh1t out of him" she says. "Nah", says her husband, "Any man...

Pedigree chum are the latest company to go bust

They've called in the Retrievers!

50 Israeli troops have entered Jordan . .

Early reports say she is tired and a bit sore but
will soldier on . . .

Boom boom

My fetish is cute sexy feet.
Have to be perfect though - and clean, of course!!!
something about toes curling turns me on!
Weirdo eh?

Roxy - wot a thought!!
Luvverly.

Funny - i like the garden one especially!

I went to see Chubby Brown recently.

I shouted "Get on with it you fat B****rd".

I was thrown out 'cos apparently you're not allowed to do
that at Labour party conferences!

Awesome pics of a fabulous looking girl with a gr8 personality.
Can't wait to see Brooke "in the flesh".

Rubbish collector knocks on door. Chinese man answers. "Where's u'r bin mate" "Nowhere" says the chinaman "No, where's your bin mate"? "OK - I bin to the toilet" "No, you don't understand. Where's u'r wheely bin" "Ok, Ok, I really bin having a w...

Gordon Brown was looking for a lady of the night. He found 3 such girls in a local pub, a blonde a brunette and a redhead. To the blonde he said "I am Prime Minister of Great Britain how much would it cost me to spend some time with you"? She replied £200. He asked the brunette the same q...

Funny funny chuckle

Paddy calls Easy Jet to bbok a flight.
The operator asks "How many people travelling with you"?
Paddy replies:
"I don't know, it's you F***in Plane"!!
Boom Boom

A Vicar books into a Hotel and says to the receptionist "I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled".
Receptionist says:
"No it's just ordinary porn . . . . you sick bastard"!!