Chuckle - like the first one especially.
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- Mon Feb 02, 2009 6:22 pm
- Forum: FUNNY STUFF
- Topic: Limerics
- Replies: 0
- Views: 1928
- Sun Feb 01, 2009 2:53 pm
- Forum: FUNNY STUFF
- Topic: Death pact
- Replies: 1
- Views: 2396
Death pact
Couple make a deal that whoever dies first makes contact to say what the afterlife is like. Bert dies first and after a few weeks makes contact with Gladys. "Ooh is that you Bert"? "Yes, I've cum back to tell u what it's like. First thing in the morning I have sex, then off to the Gol...
- Sun Feb 01, 2009 9:38 am
- Forum: FETISH WORLD
- Topic: so what your Fetish then
- Replies: 273
- Views: 132028
Re: so what your Fetish then
I must remember to pay more attention! I must remember to pay more attention! I must remember to pay more attention! I must remember to pay more attention! I must remember to pay more attention! I must remember to pay more attention! I must remember to pay more attention! I must remember to pay more...
- Fri Jan 30, 2009 7:15 pm
- Forum: FUNNY STUFF
- Topic: The Bloke
- Replies: 2
- Views: 2451
The Bloke
Bloke shaggin a woman spies a photo of a man on the table.
"That your old man"? he says.
"No" she replies.
"Well who is it then"? he asks
She says . . . . .
"Me 2 years ago"
Boom boom
"That your old man"? he says.
"No" she replies.
"Well who is it then"? he asks
She says . . . . .
"Me 2 years ago"
Boom boom
- Fri Jan 30, 2009 7:13 pm
- Forum: FUNNY STUFF
- Topic: The Barber
- Replies: 1
- Views: 2296
The Barber
Man asks his barber "How do you treat baldness"?
"Best thing is female love juice mate" says the barber.
"But you're balder than me" says the man.
"Ye, but you got admit I got a F***in crackin moustache"!!
"Best thing is female love juice mate" says the barber.
"But you're balder than me" says the man.
"Ye, but you got admit I got a F***in crackin moustache"!!
- Fri Jan 30, 2009 6:59 pm
- Forum: FUNNY STUFF
- Topic: washing machine
- Replies: 3
- Views: 3110
Re: washing machine
Oh, please, come on guys.
I hear the police have called in the helicopter to get an Aerial view!!
I hear the police have called in the helicopter to get an Aerial view!!
- Fri Jan 30, 2009 6:12 pm
- Forum: FETISH WORLD
- Topic: so what your Fetish then
- Replies: 273
- Views: 132028
Re: so what your Fetish then
I think you misunderstood C1 Lisa
He has a thing about Cocks not Clocks!!
Silly Girl
He has a thing about Cocks not Clocks!!
Silly Girl
- Fri Jan 30, 2009 6:10 pm
- Forum: GAY/BI WORLD
- Topic: BISEXUAL ROXY
- Replies: 17
- Views: 14443
Re: BISEXUAL ROXY
Lisa
U'll get Roxy all excited!
U'll get Roxy all excited!
- Fri Jan 30, 2009 6:08 pm
- Forum: FUNNY STUFF
- Topic: washing machine
- Replies: 3
- Views: 3110
Re: washing machine
Poor Poor Mrs!!!
She must've been very BOLD to kill herself in that
way!! Boom Boom
- Fri Jan 30, 2009 4:56 pm
- Forum: DOGGING WORLD
- Topic: is it legal
- Replies: 31
- Views: 16602
Re: ALLEGED LOCAL DOGGING SITES
Hessle foreshore would be good - I can see it from my cabin window!!
Let me know when - I don't want to spend all my time staring out the porthole just on the offchance!!
I'll keep it quiet!!
Let me know when - I don't want to spend all my time staring out the porthole just on the offchance!!
I'll keep it quiet!!
- Fri Jan 30, 2009 4:52 pm
- Forum: FETISH WORLD
- Topic: so what your Fetish then
- Replies: 273
- Views: 132028
Re: so what your Fetish then
Hmmmm
Mr Moderator, now i'm upset. Poor me.
No I'm not
Mr Moderator, now i'm upset. Poor me.
No I'm not
- Thu Jan 29, 2009 8:56 pm
- Forum: FUNNY STUFF
- Topic: Gary Glitter
- Replies: 1
- Views: 2203
Gary Glitter
What's the difference between Gary Glitter and Acne??
Acne waits until you're 13 before it
cums on your face!!
Acne waits until you're 13 before it
cums on your face!!
- Thu Jan 29, 2009 8:52 pm
- Forum: FUNNY STUFF
- Topic: Guinness drinkers
- Replies: 3
- Views: 2741
Guinness drinkers
A man approached a woman in a bar and says: "I'd love to fill your pussy with guinness and then drink it all". The woman runs from the Pub in disgust & tells her husband. "Aren't you going to kick the Sh1t out of him" she says. "Nah", says her husband, "Any man...
- Thu Jan 29, 2009 8:47 pm
- Forum: FUNNY STUFF
- Topic: Dog
- Replies: 1
- Views: 2281
Dog
Pedigree chum are the latest company to go bust
They've called in the Retrievers!
They've called in the Retrievers!
- Thu Jan 29, 2009 8:42 pm
- Forum: FUNNY STUFF
- Topic: Jordan
- Replies: 6
- Views: 3624
Jordan
50 Israeli troops have entered Jordan . .
Early reports say she is tired and a bit sore but
will soldier on . . .
Boom boom
Early reports say she is tired and a bit sore but
will soldier on . . .
Boom boom
- Thu Jan 29, 2009 6:33 pm
- Forum: FETISH WORLD
- Topic: so what your Fetish then
- Replies: 273
- Views: 132028
Re: so what your Fetish then
My fetish is cute sexy feet.
Have to be perfect though - and clean, of course!!!
something about toes curling turns me on!
Weirdo eh?
Have to be perfect though - and clean, of course!!!
something about toes curling turns me on!
Weirdo eh?
- Thu Jan 29, 2009 12:51 pm
- Forum: GAY/BI WORLD
- Topic: BISEXUAL ROXY
- Replies: 17
- Views: 14443
Re: BISEXUAL ROXY
Roxy - wot a thought!!
Luvverly.
Luvverly.
- Thu Jan 29, 2009 12:47 pm
- Forum: FUNNY STUFF
- Topic: jokes
- Replies: 8
- Views: 4394
Re: jokes
Funny - i like the garden one especially!
- Thu Jan 29, 2009 12:45 pm
- Forum: FUNNY STUFF
- Topic: Chubby Brown
- Replies: 2
- Views: 2461
Chubby Brown
I went to see Chubby Brown recently.
I shouted "Get on with it you fat B****rd".
I was thrown out 'cos apparently you're not allowed to do
that at Labour party conferences!
I shouted "Get on with it you fat B****rd".
I was thrown out 'cos apparently you're not allowed to do
that at Labour party conferences!
Re: Brooke
Awesome pics of a fabulous looking girl with a gr8 personality.
Can't wait to see Brooke "in the flesh".
Can't wait to see Brooke "in the flesh".
- Wed Jan 28, 2009 7:15 pm
- Forum: FUNNY STUFF
- Topic: Bins
- Replies: 2
- Views: 2456
Bins
Rubbish collector knocks on door. Chinese man answers. "Where's u'r bin mate" "Nowhere" says the chinaman "No, where's your bin mate"? "OK - I bin to the toilet" "No, you don't understand. Where's u'r wheely bin" "Ok, Ok, I really bin having a w...
- Tue Jan 27, 2009 7:27 pm
- Forum: FUNNY STUFF
- Topic: Gordy
- Replies: 1
- Views: 2190
Gordy
Gordon Brown was looking for a lady of the night. He found 3 such girls in a local pub, a blonde a brunette and a redhead. To the blonde he said "I am Prime Minister of Great Britain how much would it cost me to spend some time with you"? She replied £200. He asked the brunette the same q...
- Tue Jan 27, 2009 7:03 pm
- Forum: FUNNY STUFF
- Topic: what does...
- Replies: 2
- Views: 3467
Re: what does...
Funny funny chuckle
- Tue Jan 27, 2009 6:58 pm
- Forum: FUNNY STUFF
- Topic: Just one more
- Replies: 0
- Views: 1940
Just one more
Paddy calls Easy Jet to bbok a flight.
The operator asks "How many people travelling with you"?
Paddy replies:
"I don't know, it's you F***in Plane"!!
Boom Boom
The operator asks "How many people travelling with you"?
Paddy replies:
"I don't know, it's you F***in Plane"!!
Boom Boom
- Tue Jan 27, 2009 6:56 pm
- Forum: FUNNY STUFF
- Topic: The Vicar
- Replies: 1
- Views: 2297
The Vicar
A Vicar books into a Hotel and says to the receptionist "I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled".
Receptionist says:
"No it's just ordinary porn . . . . you sick bastard"!!
Receptionist says:
"No it's just ordinary porn . . . . you sick bastard"!!