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by soupdragon
Fri Mar 12, 2010 10:14 pm
Forum: FUNNY STUFF
Topic: Bad joke time
Replies: 17
Views: 2937

Re: Bad joke time

not only that.... you dont find penguins in Alaska!!!!!
by soupdragon
Wed Jun 10, 2009 9:11 pm
Forum: CHATROOM
Topic: Bitter sweet
Replies: 17
Views: 9669

Re: Bitter sweet

oh wow!! what a shocker!! Chels, if you read this i can only wish you all the best. One of my favourite girls at Disc and im sure she was a fave of a lot of the guys. All i can do is echo what someone else said, whoever the lucky devil is who you've fallen for hes one lucky lucky guy!!! Good luck ba...
by soupdragon
Tue Jan 06, 2009 3:42 pm
Forum: FUNNY STUFF
Topic: Vibrator Recall
Replies: 1
Views: 869

Vibrator Recall

poor girl, i think she nearly died of embarrassment

Vibrator Recall

I guess her guy is in for a bad time when he gets home
by soupdragon
Tue Jan 06, 2009 3:40 pm
Forum: FUNNY STUFF
Topic: Rules in a relationship
Replies: 1
Views: 946

Rules in a relationship

THE RULES For those of you who don't already know, these are the rules that are in effect in every relationship. 1. The female always makes the rules. 2. These rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification. 3. No male can possibly know all the rules. 4. If the female suspects th...
by soupdragon
Tue Jan 06, 2009 3:38 pm
Forum: FUNNY STUFF
Topic: Wordperfect
Replies: 1
Views: 972

Wordperfect

This is a true story from the Word Perfect Helpline which was transcribed from a recording monitoring the customer care department. Needless to say the HelpDesk employee was fired; however, he/she is currently suing the Word Perfect organisation for "Termination without Cause." Actual dial...
by soupdragon
Tue Jan 06, 2009 3:38 pm
Forum: FUNNY STUFF
Topic: Oooops!!!
Replies: 1
Views: 855

Oooops!!!

WOMAN: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again? MAN: Definitely not! WOMAN: Why not - don't you like being married? MAN: Of course I do. WOMAN: Then why wouldn't you remarry? MAN: Okay, I'd get married again. WOMAN: You would? (with a hurtful look on her face) MAN: (makes audible gr...
by soupdragon
Tue Jan 06, 2009 3:36 pm
Forum: FUNNY STUFF
Topic: How to give a cat a pill
Replies: 1
Views: 922

How to give a cat a pill

How to give a cat a pill 1. Pick up the cat and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to c...
by soupdragon
Tue Jan 06, 2009 3:34 pm
Forum: FUNNY STUFF
Topic: Celtic Astrology
Replies: 2
Views: 1117

Celtic Astrology

Find your birthday and then find your tree...and then see what it says. This is really cool and somewhat accurate, also in line with Celtic astrology. Dec 23 to Jan 01 - Apple Tree Jan 01 to Jan 11 - Fir Tree Jan 12 to Jan 24 - Elm Tree Jan 25 to Feb 03 - Cypress Tree Feb 04 to Feb 08 - Poplar Tree ...
by soupdragon
Tue Jan 06, 2009 3:30 pm
Forum: FUNNY STUFF
Topic: how you can end up in this escort business
Replies: 0
Views: 738

how you can end up in this escort business

how you can end up in this escort business... last weekend I was surfing around the net looking for escort sites. I happened across one that had no pics of the girls on show but a quick glance (1st mistake) revealed that you had to register with the site. So i did (2nd mistake) As quick as you like ...
by soupdragon
Tue Jan 06, 2009 3:29 pm
Forum: FUNNY STUFF
Topic: Australian love poem
Replies: 1
Views: 937

Australian love poem

OF COURSE I LOVE YA DARLING YOUR A BLOODY TOP NOTCH BIRD AND WHEN I SAY YOUR GORGEOUS I MEAN EVERY SINGLE WORD SO YA BUM IS ON THE BIG SIDE I DONT MIND A BIT OF FLAB IT MEANS THAT WHEN I'M READY THERE'S SOMETHIN' THERE TO GRAB SO YOUR BELLY ISN'T FLAT NO MORE I TELL YA, I DON'T CARE SO LONG AS WHEN ...
by soupdragon
Tue Jan 06, 2009 3:27 pm
Forum: FUNNY STUFF
Topic: Sexy Name?
Replies: 4
Views: 1335

Sexy Name?

How sexy is your name? According to studies, the first letter of your first name reveals your sexual identity ... What do you think? -A- You are not particularly romantic, but you are interested in action. You mean business. With you, what you see is what you get. You have no patience for flirting a...
by soupdragon
Tue Jan 06, 2009 3:26 pm
Forum: FUNNY STUFF
Topic: Ladybird Release their Latest Books for Children
Replies: 0
Views: 729

Ladybird Release their Latest Books for Children

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by soupdragon
Tue Jan 06, 2009 3:24 pm
Forum: FUNNY STUFF
Topic: The agony of waxing......
Replies: 3
Views: 1341

Re: The agony of waxing......

Part 2


wimps!! lol.. wimps all if them!!
by soupdragon
Tue Jan 06, 2009 3:23 pm
Forum: FUNNY STUFF
Topic: The agony of waxing......
Replies: 3
Views: 1341

The agony of waxing......

by soupdragon
Tue Jan 06, 2009 3:23 pm
Forum: FUNNY STUFF
Topic: The 3 stages of a mans life.....
Replies: 0
Views: 762

The 3 stages of a mans life.....

Single [/size] http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa95/soupdragon_bucket/stage1.jpg Married [/size] http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa95/soupdragon_bucket/stage2.jpg Divorced [/size] http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa95/soupdragon_bucket/stage3.jpg Now aint that the truth?
by soupdragon
Tue Jan 06, 2009 3:22 pm
Forum: FUNNY STUFF
Topic: One liners (almost)
Replies: 2
Views: 1313

Re: One liners (almost)

Mickey Mouse in the Divorce Court......

Judge says... "I'm sorry Mr Mouse, but i cant give you a divorce because your wife has protruding teeth!!"

Mickey replies, "I didn't say that Your Honour, I said she was fucking Goofy!!"
by soupdragon
Tue Jan 06, 2009 3:21 pm
Forum: FUNNY STUFF
Topic: One liners (almost)
Replies: 2
Views: 1313

Re: One liners (almost)

what the difference between the wife ......and a terrorist?



you can negotiate with a terrorist!!
by soupdragon
Tue Jan 06, 2009 3:21 pm
Forum: FUNNY STUFF
Topic: One liners (almost)
Replies: 2
Views: 1313

One liners (almost)

Japanese scientists have created a camera with a shutter speed so fast, they can now photograph a woman with her mouth shut. **************************************** A boy asks his granny, 'Have you seen my pills, they were labelled 'LSD' ?' Granny replies, 'F@*# the pills, have you seen the dragons...
by soupdragon
Tue Jan 06, 2009 3:20 pm
Forum: FUNNY STUFF
Topic: Sex Research for The Innocent Woman
Replies: 0
Views: 792

Sex Research for The Innocent Woman

The following information was gained through much arduous research involving men and women from all backgrounds and walks of life. It consists of the most often asked questions of women (i.e.. relationships, sex and life in general). All women who read this are encouraged to use the wisdom contained...
by soupdragon
Tue Jan 06, 2009 3:18 pm
Forum: FUNNY STUFF
Topic: women take note..................
Replies: 0
Views: 938

women take note..................

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by soupdragon
Tue Jan 06, 2009 3:18 pm
Forum: FUNNY STUFF
Topic: Female Guiness Book of World Records
Replies: 0
Views: 960

Female Guiness Book of World Records

Amazingly, due to pressure from feminists, Guinness have been forced to publish a FEMALE version of the Guinness Book of Records. Here are a few a excerpts from the British edition: CAR PARKING The smallest kerbside space successfully reversed into by a woman was one of 19.36m (63ft 2ins), equivalen...
by soupdragon
Tue Jan 06, 2009 2:54 pm
Forum: FUNNY STUFF
Topic: Lovebites....tv
Replies: 0
Views: 918

Lovebites....tv

First time ive seen any of this stuff, i guess its an American series... made me chuckle tho

oral sex
by soupdragon
Tue Jan 06, 2009 2:52 pm
Forum: FUNNY STUFF
Topic: Confused? you will be.....................
Replies: 0
Views: 939

Confused? you will be.....................

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ok, so we all know the girls are very good at working out family relationships.... i think most guys tend to let it wash over their heads to be honest... but anyway, try getting your head around this... Now many, many y...
by soupdragon
Tue Jan 06, 2009 2:51 pm
Forum: FUNNY STUFF
Topic: GEOGRAPHY
Replies: 4
Views: 1611

Re: GEOGRAPHY

*groans*
by soupdragon
Tue Jan 06, 2009 2:49 pm
Forum: FUNNY STUFF
Topic: GEOGRAPHY
Replies: 4
Views: 1611

Re: GEOGRAPHY

i see no comment on the women tho Sylvie lol

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