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Unread post Thu Nov 21, 2019 6:28 pm

Mugshot pasta Xmas dinner flavour 33p or 4 for £1 at bm stores. My Christmas dinner sorted.
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Unread post Wed Dec 25, 2019 7:02 am

Does anyone know if there is an app to track Santa?I have awoke this morning and there are no scantily clad young ladies,no new car on the drive and the view from my window is of an overgrown garden not a tropical paradise.
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Unread post Wed Dec 25, 2019 9:57 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :clap:

Used to be able to track Santa through NORAD, however I think that only operates December 24th through to the morning of 25th. Clearly you've not got to the nice list this year! :D
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The first time since Friday
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Unread post Tue Dec 31, 2019 3:17 am

Itsy bitsy teeny weeny
any bloody colour bikini
That I must have to take away
I’m not laughing
I’ll be cracking
Someone’s head if they don’t stop today
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Unread post Tue Dec 31, 2019 12:27 pm

sophie wrote:
Tue Dec 31, 2019 3:17 am
Itsy bitsy teeny weeny
any bloody colour bikini
That I must have to take away
I’m not laughing
I’ll be cracking
Someone’s head if they don’t stop today
As you turn into a tan line chicken
With different colours to be licking
Something super duper huge to cover
So big so my 2 heads it’ll smother
With a hand inside just like a puppet
Yes I’m talking of the size of your _ _ _ _ _ _

I’ll let you fill in the blank Soph 🤣
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inthepink wrote:
Tue Dec 31, 2019 12:27 pm
sophie wrote:
Tue Dec 31, 2019 3:17 am
Itsy bitsy teeny weeny
any bloody colour bikini
That I must have to take away
I’m not laughing
I’ll be cracking
Someone’s head if they don’t stop today
As you turn into a tan line chicken
With different colours to be licking
Something super duper huge to cover
So big so my 2 heads it’ll smother
With a hand inside just like a puppet
Yes I’m talking of the size of your _ _ _ _ _ _

I’ll let you fill in the blank Soph 🤣
You been looking in my mirror
Says your fatter says I’m slimmer
Even with those weights you lift
Your muscles need an extra fix
Got an idea to give you stamina
Do some of the work you lazy bugger
Lifting your hand isn’t just the idea
Your body ain’t glued to my bed my dear
The lines you speak of won’t be visible
But the ones on you will be so super
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Unread post Thu Jan 02, 2020 4:44 pm

It doesn’t normally taste that sweet :whistle:
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Unread post Sun Jan 05, 2020 4:37 pm

Number 2
Not bad
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Unread post Mon Jan 06, 2020 9:56 am

Party on
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Unread post Mon Jan 06, 2020 10:46 am

Nice walls
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Unread post Wed Jan 08, 2020 12:08 am

Blown away
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Unread post Wed Jan 08, 2020 9:13 am

Rip it up and start again
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Unread post Wed Jan 08, 2020 10:59 am

All full of boast and bravado
Ends up being full of crap
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inthepink wrote:
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Rip it up and start again
Orange Juice 1983 if I am not mistaken.
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Unread post Mon Jan 13, 2020 11:32 am

Don’t want to repeat that
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Unread post Wed Jan 22, 2020 2:53 am

It will never work
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Unread post Fri Jan 24, 2020 1:24 am

They’re higher than yesterday
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Unread post Tue Feb 04, 2020 3:19 pm

I don’t give a rats
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Unread post Tue Feb 04, 2020 9:21 pm

sophie wrote:
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I don’t give a rats
Careful of rats .. they carry disease 😁
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Unread post Mon Mar 16, 2020 3:56 pm

Keep trying
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Unread post Fri Mar 20, 2020 11:58 am

Told straight
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Unread post Sun Mar 22, 2020 10:33 am

If only you knew 😂😂😂
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