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Unread post by sammy jane » Sat May 11, 2019 4:47 am

Watch the stockings, they cost half the price of this bookingπŸ‘Š
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Unread post by champ » Sat May 11, 2019 6:37 am

Has someone got cold - theirs alot of tissues in the bin..
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Unread post by Angels » Sat Jun 01, 2019 7:21 am

"He's my reg" πŸ˜‚
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Unread post by Georgia69xxx » Sat Jun 01, 2019 10:55 am

Angels wrote: ↑
Sat Jun 01, 2019 7:21 am
"He's my reg" πŸ˜‚
Killed it πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Unread post by Georgia69xxx » Fri Jun 14, 2019 3:22 pm

"is it a booking"

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Unread post by Angels » Fri Jun 14, 2019 3:33 pm

Can I come down?!
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Unread post by Georgia69xxx » Fri Jun 14, 2019 5:31 pm

Fill me up Daddy...or in my last customer case...JESUS πŸ˜‚

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Unread post by Georgia69xxx » Tue Jun 18, 2019 12:17 pm

What we ordering πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Georgia69xxx wrote: ↑
Tue Jun 18, 2019 12:17 pm
What we ordering πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Sausage special

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Unread post by Georgia69xxx » Tue Jun 18, 2019 2:52 pm

Where's the super glue πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Unread post by Georgia69xxx » Tue Jun 18, 2019 2:53 pm

hornypunter wrote: ↑
Tue Jun 18, 2019 12:30 pm
Georgia69xxx wrote: ↑
Tue Jun 18, 2019 12:17 pm
What we ordering πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Sausage special
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Just going to check on my bacon. Back in a few minutes.

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Unread post by champ » Sat Jun 22, 2019 11:33 am

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Unread post by hornypunter » Sat Jun 22, 2019 8:37 pm

Do you want a banana.

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Unread post by Georgia69xxx » Tue Jun 25, 2019 9:41 pm

Go tell HR

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Unread post by hornypunter » Tue Jul 02, 2019 3:27 pm

Extra virgin olive oil. Not in this gaff.

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Unread post by Georgia69xxx » Tue Jul 02, 2019 3:59 pm

"I was getting fingered to Queen" πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Unread post by Georgia69xxx » Mon Jul 22, 2019 2:11 pm

"what's last 3 digits"

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Unread post by hornypunter » Tue Jul 23, 2019 12:41 pm

I've lost a sock.

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Unread post by Angels » Fri Aug 02, 2019 7:28 am

Just off to go get me mate πŸ™„
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Unread post by Georgia69xxx » Fri Aug 02, 2019 8:23 am

This is our little secret πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­

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Unread post by hornypunter » Fri Aug 02, 2019 5:48 pm

Your big daft feet in the middle of the room.

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Unread post by Georgia69xxx » Fri Aug 02, 2019 5:52 pm

I'll go...I'm in my normal clothes πŸ˜‚

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Unread post by hornypunter » Tue Aug 06, 2019 10:07 pm

Pull it quicker.

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Unread post by Georgia69xxx » Wed Aug 07, 2019 5:35 pm

"any student discount" :lol:

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