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Angels wrote: Sat Jun 01, 2019 7:21 am "He's my reg" 😂
Killed it 😂😂😂
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"is it a booking"
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Can I come down?!
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Fill me up Daddy...or in my last customer case...JESUS 😂
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What we ordering 😂😂😂
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Georgia69xxx wrote: Tue Jun 18, 2019 12:17 pm What we ordering 😂😂😂
Sausage special
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Where's the super glue 😂😂😂😂
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hornypunter wrote: Tue Jun 18, 2019 12:30 pm
Georgia69xxx wrote: Tue Jun 18, 2019 12:17 pm What we ordering 😂😂😂
Sausage special
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Just going to check on my bacon. Back in a few minutes.
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Do you want a banana.
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Go tell HR
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Extra virgin olive oil. Not in this gaff.
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"I was getting fingered to Queen" 😂😂😂
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"what's last 3 digits"
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I've lost a sock.
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Just off to go get me mate 🙄
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This is our little secret 😂😭
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Your big daft feet in the middle of the room.
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I'll go...I'm in my normal clothes 😂
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Pull it quicker.
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"any student discount" :lol:
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He looked good from far...but was far from good :lol:
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Georgia69xxx wrote: Wed Aug 14, 2019 6:38 am He looked good from far...but was far from good :lol:
Everyone looks good on that cctv love 😂
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Angels wrote: Wed Aug 14, 2019 7:20 am
Georgia69xxx wrote: Wed Aug 14, 2019 6:38 am He looked good from far...but was far from good :lol:
Everyone looks good on that cctv love 😂
Pmsl...was kitchen window in this instance 😂
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