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My massage with H.E

Unread post by sarah » Tue May 22, 2018 10:46 pm

Q. Who needs a massage?
A. We all do
Q. Who needs a massage with an extra special finish?
A. We all do

So come and try my professional massage with warm oil dripping over your body and smooth hands gliding over your oiled skin. I can be as soft or firm as you wish.
I give a very good massage covering every inch of your body including hands and feet with lovely warmed oil.
Laying on my massage table you will be pampered and oiled while I start gliding my hands on your back and work my way slowly down to your feet. On my way back up your legs are parted and I get to the areas that will make your toes curl.
I will turn you over half way through the time and start on your neck and work my way down to include the hand massage.
After working my way down the front of your legs I will slowly work my magic on the area you have been waiting for.
More warm oil is applied to maximise the pleasure while I make sure you last as long as possible with sensual slow strokes covering all the sensitive areas. This is not a quick ending and you will enjoy every second as I bring you to a very special mind blowing experience.
Great way to start the day or come on your lunch break or even to wind down after a hard day at work.
Questions I get asked;
Q. Am I naked
A. No, I wear a sexy massage outfit
Q. Can I touch you
A. Yes, but don’t get carried away
Q. Do I get oral
A. No, it’s all with hands.
Q. Do you charge for extras
A. If you want anything extra it’s GFE which is £20 extra.
Q. How much is it
A. Half an hour is £40
Q. Will you do cheaper
A. Fuck off 😉
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Unread post by sarah » Wed May 23, 2018 6:52 am

Waiting for you 😉
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Unread post by sarah » Wed May 23, 2018 6:53 am

Relaxing myself 😉
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Unread post by sarah » Wed May 23, 2018 7:00 am

Hot work this is 😉
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Unread post by tasher » Wed May 23, 2018 9:59 am

Phwoarr. Just phwoarr. 😀

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Unread post by Countrylad2 » Wed May 23, 2018 1:02 pm

Yes. I’ve had a massage with Sarah.
Highly recommend. Reminder to myself.
I need to go for another!

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Unread post by sarah » Wed May 23, 2018 1:54 pm

Feel free to ask me any questions either on here, text or PM. 😉
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How can anyone resist 👌🏽😍
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Unread post by hornypunter » Wed May 23, 2018 3:31 pm

Love the last question and answer.
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Unread post by sarah » Wed May 23, 2018 3:33 pm

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Love the last question and answer.
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Had to be said 😂😂
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Unread post by champ » Wed May 23, 2018 3:52 pm

Without invading SARAHS thread - would you like to hear a funny story about oils and fats ?
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Unread post by sarah » Wed May 23, 2018 4:24 pm

champ wrote:
Wed May 23, 2018 3:52 pm
Without invading SARAHS thread - would you like to hear a funny story about oils and fats ?
Oh go on then. 😉
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Unread post by Jasminexoxo » Wed May 23, 2018 4:25 pm

champ wrote:
Wed May 23, 2018 3:52 pm
Without invading SARAHS thread - would you like to hear a funny story about oils and fats ?
No thank you 🙄 please pop it in the boring thread :whistle: 😂😂
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Unread post by champ » Wed May 23, 2018 4:34 pm

sarah wrote:
Wed May 23, 2018 4:24 pm
champ wrote:
Wed May 23, 2018 3:52 pm
Without invading SARAHS thread - would you like to hear a funny story about oils and fats ?
Oh go on then. 😉
Well, over 40yrs ago I had an uncle who used to deliver animal carcasses to butchers shops ect,in those days they either wore a t shirt /vest or shirtless .not like today with all the health and safety.
He had been doing this job well over 20 yrs and with him always carrying them over his shoulder he constantly had fats/oils & other fluids dripping down his neck, consequently he had an extra Hairy shoulder and neck and the hairs on his hands.
So the moral of this story is that in time to may need a new razor..
true story.
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Unread post by champ » Wed May 23, 2018 4:36 pm

Jasminexoxo wrote:
Wed May 23, 2018 4:25 pm
champ wrote:
Wed May 23, 2018 3:52 pm
Without invading SARAHS thread - would you like to hear a funny story about oils and fats ?
No thank you 🙄 please pop it in the boring thread :whistle: 😂😂
Ill delete it later as it may not make nice reading for some....lol
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Unread post by sarah » Wed May 23, 2018 4:53 pm

champ wrote:
Wed May 23, 2018 4:36 pm
Jasminexoxo wrote:
Wed May 23, 2018 4:25 pm
champ wrote:
Wed May 23, 2018 3:52 pm
Without invading SARAHS thread - would you like to hear a funny story about oils and fats ?
No thank you 🙄 please pop it in the boring thread :whistle: 😂😂
Ill delete it later as it may not make nice reading for some....lol
Hey, it’s my thread, leave it. 😉
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Unread post by Jasminexoxo » Wed May 23, 2018 5:14 pm

sarah wrote:
Wed May 23, 2018 4:53 pm
champ wrote:
Wed May 23, 2018 4:36 pm
Jasminexoxo wrote:
Wed May 23, 2018 4:25 pm
champ wrote:
Wed May 23, 2018 3:52 pm
Without invading SARAHS thread - would you like to hear a funny story about oils and fats ?
No thank you 🙄 please pop it in the boring thread :whistle: 😂😂
Ill delete it later as it may not make nice reading for some....lol
Hey, it’s my thread, leave it. 😉
Traitor :naughty: get back on this train 🚂 😇
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Unread post by sarah » Wed May 23, 2018 5:16 pm

Jasminexoxo wrote:
Wed May 23, 2018 5:14 pm
sarah wrote:
Wed May 23, 2018 4:53 pm
champ wrote:
Wed May 23, 2018 4:36 pm
Jasminexoxo wrote:
Wed May 23, 2018 4:25 pm


No thank you 🙄 please pop it in the boring thread :whistle: 😂😂
Ill delete it later as it may not make nice reading for some....lol
Hey, it’s my thread, leave it. 😉
Traitor :naughty: get back on this train 🚂 😇
Hey Jazza get off my band wagon. 😉
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Unread post by Jasminexoxo » Wed May 23, 2018 5:17 pm

sarah wrote:
Wed May 23, 2018 5:16 pm
Jasminexoxo wrote:
Wed May 23, 2018 5:14 pm
sarah wrote:
Wed May 23, 2018 4:53 pm
champ wrote:
Wed May 23, 2018 4:36 pm


Ill delete it later as it may not make nice reading for some....lol
Hey, it’s my thread, leave it. 😉
Traitor :naughty: get back on this train 🚂 😇
Hey Jazza get off my band wagon. 😉
I don’t need your wagon I’m on the train 😂
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Unread post by Angels » Wed May 23, 2018 5:20 pm

ANGELS TRAIN 💃🏽🚂😜
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Unread post by sarah » Wed May 23, 2018 5:55 pm

Angels wrote:
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ANGELS TRAIN 💃🏽🚂😜
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Unread post by Jasminexoxo » Wed May 23, 2018 5:56 pm

sarah wrote:
Wed May 23, 2018 5:55 pm
Angels wrote:
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ANGELS TRAIN 💃🏽🚂😜
😂😂😂 love it 😍😍😍😇🚂
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sarah wrote:
Wed May 23, 2018 5:55 pm
Angels wrote:
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ANGELS TRAIN 💃🏽🚂😜
😂😂😂😂😂😂 bloody bargain 🤪
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Unread post by sarah » Wed May 23, 2018 9:28 pm

And for the GFE you get this 😉
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Unread post by sarah » Fri Jun 01, 2018 8:19 am

Am booking up fast so dont miss out 😉
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