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I’ve hardly started, I’m only tickling you right now.
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Only hot tea warms my insides..
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You are quite right Sarah. It was a memorable event.
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cant come in, my nan died again.
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Haha good job we have a good memory
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Surprised that "Oh I've forgotten my wallet" hasn't cropped up yet
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Like penis in the foreskin love lol
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He’s too young to see saw
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hahaha! Thought about taking up standup?
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All intriguing stuff though.
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Can tell there not talking about you Lord ....lol
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Pfft! The cheek of it!
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I’m too lazy! Can I do sit down?
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Well I hope you can do stand up in the future, it may be required...Jasminexoxo wrote: ↑Sat Dec 23, 2017 8:13 pmI’m too lazy! Can I do sit down?
Anyway, check your notices!
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If I had a £1 for every client who asked me on a date I’d be rich
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Just the tip
Don't be a chap go straight for the flaps, be a man kiss her spam. Xx
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Let it grow
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So funny! Bless her
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You can tell your not an archer cause your it hitting the target
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English jess wrote: ↑Thu Dec 28, 2017 3:19 pm You can tell your not an archer cause your not hitting the target
Don't be a chap go straight for the flaps, be a man kiss her spam. Xx
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What do they need a hot drink for
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It’s been a funny day
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