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I can guarantee I'm the longest lol

Just a bit of fun...
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Last decade :D ;)
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Do palmela handerson and her 5 friends count ?
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Looking back at last years calendar, only one punt and that was back in February! :oops:
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Ohh guys this makes me sad! Need to get to the angels xx
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Jasminexoxo wrote: Mon Jan 06, 2020 1:21 pm Ohh guys this makes me sad! Need to get to the angels xx
Been a year for me 😭 xx
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Jasminexoxo wrote: Mon Jan 06, 2020 1:21 pm Ohh guys this makes me sad! Need to get to the angels xx
On my way.
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Miniboy wrote: Mon Jan 06, 2020 1:34 pm
Jasminexoxo wrote: Mon Jan 06, 2020 1:21 pm Ohh guys this makes me sad! Need to get to the angels xx
Been a year for me 😭 xx
That’s not good enough! Come let me sort you out x
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Jasminexoxo wrote: Tue Jan 07, 2020 12:55 pm
Miniboy wrote: Mon Jan 06, 2020 1:34 pm
Jasminexoxo wrote: Mon Jan 06, 2020 1:21 pm Ohh guys this makes me sad! Need to get to the angels xx
Been a year for me 😭 xx
That’s not good enough! Come let me sort you out x
Think you're a bit rough and scary for me 😂 I'm seeing Sophia on Thursday 😊 hope she gentle with me!!! xx
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Miniboy wrote: Tue Jan 07, 2020 1:25 pm
Jasminexoxo wrote: Tue Jan 07, 2020 12:55 pm
Miniboy wrote: Mon Jan 06, 2020 1:34 pm
Jasminexoxo wrote: Mon Jan 06, 2020 1:21 pm Ohh guys this makes me sad! Need to get to the angels xx
Been a year for me 😭 xx
That’s not good enough! Come let me sort you out x
Think you're a bit rough and scary for me 😂 I'm seeing Sophia on Thursday 😊 hope she gentle with me!!! xx
I am sure you will enjoy your time with Sophia. Have fun.
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Miniboy wrote: Tue Jan 07, 2020 1:25 pm
Jasminexoxo wrote: Tue Jan 07, 2020 12:55 pm
Miniboy wrote: Mon Jan 06, 2020 1:34 pm
Jasminexoxo wrote: Mon Jan 06, 2020 1:21 pm Ohh guys this makes me sad! Need to get to the angels xx
Been a year for me 😭 xx
That’s not good enough! Come let me sort you out x
Think you're a bit rough and scary for me 😂 I'm seeing Sophia on Thursday 😊 hope she gentle with me!!! xx
Oh I do nice amd sweet aswel haha Sophia will look after you x
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Does it count when your finger goes through the toilet role and you accidentally finger your own arse?
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Jasminexoxo wrote: Tue Jan 07, 2020 2:12 pm
Miniboy wrote: Tue Jan 07, 2020 1:25 pm
Jasminexoxo wrote: Tue Jan 07, 2020 12:55 pm
Miniboy wrote: Mon Jan 06, 2020 1:34 pm

Been a year for me 😭 xx
That’s not good enough! Come let me sort you out x
Think you're a bit rough and scary for me 😂 I'm seeing Sophia on Thursday 😊 hope she gentle with me!!! xx
Oh I do nice amd sweet aswel haha Sophia will look after you x
Can you ? How come iv never seen sweet and nice jasmine ? 🤣🤣
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hullnymph87 wrote: Thu Jun 25, 2020 4:18 am
Jasminexoxo wrote: Tue Jan 07, 2020 2:12 pm
Miniboy wrote: Tue Jan 07, 2020 1:25 pm
Jasminexoxo wrote: Tue Jan 07, 2020 12:55 pm

That’s not good enough! Come let me sort you out x
Think you're a bit rough and scary for me 😂 I'm seeing Sophia on Thursday 😊 hope she gentle with me!!! xx
Oh I do nice amd sweet aswel haha Sophia will look after you x
Can you ? How come iv never seen sweet and nice jasmine ? 🤣🤣
A sweet and nice Jasmine.... :think: that takes me back a number of years now! :o :mrgreen:
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LordLuken wrote: Sat Jun 27, 2020 12:36 pm
hullnymph87 wrote: Thu Jun 25, 2020 4:18 am
Jasminexoxo wrote: Tue Jan 07, 2020 2:12 pm
Miniboy wrote: Tue Jan 07, 2020 1:25 pm

Think you're a bit rough and scary for me 😂 I'm seeing Sophia on Thursday 😊 hope she gentle with me!!! xx
Oh I do nice amd sweet aswel haha Sophia will look after you x
Can you ? How come iv never seen sweet and nice jasmine ? 🤣🤣
A sweet and nice Jasmine.... :think: that takes me back a number of years now! :o :mrgreen:
Everything seems like years ago now. Reckon I have aged physically and mentally at least 10 years in the last three months.
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hornypunter wrote: Sat Jun 27, 2020 12:51 pm
LordLuken wrote: Sat Jun 27, 2020 12:36 pm
hullnymph87 wrote: Thu Jun 25, 2020 4:18 am
Jasminexoxo wrote: Tue Jan 07, 2020 2:12 pm
Oh I do nice amd sweet aswel haha Sophia will look after you x
Can you ? How come iv never seen sweet and nice jasmine ? 🤣🤣
A sweet and nice Jasmine.... :think: that takes me back a number of years now! :o :mrgreen:
Everything seems like years ago now. Reckon I have aged physically and mentally at least 10 years in the last three months.
Why ? What’s happened?
....
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Roomy wrote: Sun Jun 28, 2020 7:23 am
hornypunter wrote: Sat Jun 27, 2020 12:51 pm
LordLuken wrote: Sat Jun 27, 2020 12:36 pm
hullnymph87 wrote: Thu Jun 25, 2020 4:18 am

Can you ? How come iv never seen sweet and nice jasmine ? 🤣🤣
A sweet and nice Jasmine.... :think: that takes me back a number of years now! :o :mrgreen:
Everything seems like years ago now. Reckon I have aged physically and mentally at least 10 years in the last three months.
Why ? What’s happened?
CABIN FEVER . Aches and pains. Increased forgetfulness .
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hornypunter wrote: Sun Jun 28, 2020 10:05 am
Roomy wrote: Sun Jun 28, 2020 7:23 am
hornypunter wrote: Sat Jun 27, 2020 12:51 pm
LordLuken wrote: Sat Jun 27, 2020 12:36 pm

A sweet and nice Jasmine.... :think: that takes me back a number of years now! :o :mrgreen:
Everything seems like years ago now. Reckon I have aged physically and mentally at least 10 years in the last three months.
Why ? What’s happened?
CABIN FEVER . Aches and pains. Increased forgetfulness .
Thank God it's not just me then ,, something better happen soon because this old timers thing is starting to kick in and I'll probably end visiting dressed in my pj's ,,,,,, not a pretty sight
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I had a prostate exam. Does that count
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Sex, what's that then :| :o
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1955...

not that long ago, it's only 5 past 8 now
While I was married I had a a very varied and exciting sex life...... never told the wife tho' :o
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Bert wrote: Sun Dec 12, 2021 9:23 pm 1955...

not that long ago, it's only 5 past 8 now
Hah, you're a little lost in time :) heh
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