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Unread post by sarah » Fri Dec 08, 2017 7:52 pm

"Bet your proud of that one"
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Unread post by wanderer » Fri Dec 08, 2017 8:22 pm

Wow, that was good. ๐Ÿ˜€
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Unread post by sarah » Fri Dec 08, 2017 8:24 pm

"Is it in"
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Unread post by Wraith » Fri Dec 08, 2017 9:09 pm

*it's not my ring it's my watch" :D
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Unread post by Spankyspangle » Fri Dec 08, 2017 9:13 pm

It must be cold in here. It's usually much bigger! ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

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Unread post by Jasminexoxo » Fri Dec 08, 2017 9:16 pm

The things I do for 40 quid ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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Unread post by sarah » Fri Dec 08, 2017 9:21 pm

Jasminexoxo wrote: โ†‘
Fri Dec 08, 2017 9:16 pm
The things I do for 40 quid ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Thought it was ยฃ30 ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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Unread post by Jasminexoxo » Fri Dec 08, 2017 9:22 pm

sarah wrote: โ†‘
Fri Dec 08, 2017 9:21 pm
Jasminexoxo wrote: โ†‘
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The things I do for 40 quid ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Thought it was ยฃ30 ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Was doing the whole! Didnโ€™t want anyone thinking they could bring me ยฃ30 for a service ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Unread post by sarah » Fri Dec 08, 2017 9:26 pm

Jasminexoxo wrote: โ†‘
Fri Dec 08, 2017 9:22 pm
sarah wrote: โ†‘
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Jasminexoxo wrote: โ†‘
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The things I do for 40 quid ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Thought it was ยฃ30 ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Was doing the whole! Didnโ€™t want anyone thinking they could bring me ยฃ30 for a service ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Unread post by champ » Fri Dec 08, 2017 9:34 pm

Don't want to rush you but theirs 5 mins left.
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Unread post by room1day » Fri Dec 08, 2017 9:42 pm

Jasminexoxo wrote: โ†‘
Fri Dec 08, 2017 9:22 pm
sarah wrote: โ†‘
Fri Dec 08, 2017 9:21 pm
Jasminexoxo wrote: โ†‘
Fri Dec 08, 2017 9:16 pm
The things I do for 40 quid ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Thought it was ยฃ30 ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Was doing the whole! Didnโ€™t want anyone thinking they could bring me ยฃ30 for a service ๐Ÿ˜‚
Which wholes 30 quid ??? ๐Ÿ˜†
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Unread post by Jasminexoxo » Fri Dec 08, 2017 9:47 pm

room1day wrote: โ†‘
Fri Dec 08, 2017 9:42 pm
Jasminexoxo wrote: โ†‘
Fri Dec 08, 2017 9:22 pm
sarah wrote: โ†‘
Fri Dec 08, 2017 9:21 pm
Jasminexoxo wrote: โ†‘
Fri Dec 08, 2017 9:16 pm
The things I do for 40 quid ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Thought it was ยฃ30 ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Was doing the whole! Didnโ€™t want anyone thinking they could bring me ยฃ30 for a service ๐Ÿ˜‚
Which wholes 30 quid ??? ๐Ÿ˜†
A โ€˜wholeโ€™ seen as you brought it up ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Unread post by Angels » Fri Dec 08, 2017 9:54 pm

No pay, no way! :naughty:
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Unread post by Angels » Fri Dec 08, 2017 10:19 pm

Spankyspangle wrote: โ†‘
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It must be cold in here. It's usually much bigger! ๐Ÿ˜ƒ
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Unread post by sarah » Fri Dec 08, 2017 10:26 pm

"Get your finger out of there"
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Unread post by Angels » Fri Dec 08, 2017 10:28 pm

โ€œBet he was gorgeous when he was youngerโ€
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Unread post by Bert » Fri Dec 08, 2017 10:28 pm

Oi ! stop wiping your cock on the curtains
While I was married I had a a very varied and exciting sex life...... never told the wife tho' :o

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Unread post by tasher » Fri Dec 08, 2017 10:31 pm

Ooh that's a big one (as said by all WGs to all punters )

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Unread post by Angels » Fri Dec 08, 2017 10:33 pm

tasher wrote: โ†‘
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Ooh that's a big one (as said by all WGs to all punters )
Then the punter pretends it isnโ€™t ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™„
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Unread post by sarah » Fri Dec 08, 2017 10:40 pm

"Can you do what you did last time"
Me thinking "who are you and what the hell did I do" ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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Unread post by Jasminexoxo » Fri Dec 08, 2017 11:03 pm

โ€œNo money, no honeyโ€
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Unread post by tasher » Fri Dec 08, 2017 11:06 pm

You needed that didn't you

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Unread post by sarah » Fri Dec 08, 2017 11:14 pm

"If you do it cheeper I will be your regular"
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Unread post by sarah » Sat Dec 09, 2017 1:44 am

"God he stunk, get the air freshener out"
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Unread post by Angels » Sat Dec 09, 2017 7:47 am

โ€œI only want a 5 min hand jobโ€
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