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"Bet your proud of that one"
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Wow, that was good. 


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"Is it in"




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*it's not my ring it's my watch" 

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It must be cold in here. It's usually much bigger! 

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The things I do for 40 quid 




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Was doing the whole! Didn’t want anyone thinking they could bring me £30 for a service


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Jasminexoxo wrote: ↑Fri Dec 08, 2017 9:22 pmWas doing the whole! Didn’t want anyone thinking they could bring me £30 for a service![]()


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Don't want to rush you but theirs 5 mins left.

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Which wholes 30 quid ???Jasminexoxo wrote: ↑Fri Dec 08, 2017 9:22 pmWas doing the whole! Didn’t want anyone thinking they could bring me £30 for a service![]()

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A ‘whole’ seen as you brought it up



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Hahahaha
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"Get your finger out of there"
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“Bet he was gorgeous when he was younger”
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Oi ! stop wiping your cock on the curtains
While I was married I had a a very varied and exciting sex life...... never told the wife tho'

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Ooh that's a big one (as said by all WGs to all punters )
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Then the punter pretends it isn’t


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"Can you do what you did last time"
Me thinking "who are you and what the hell did I do"

Me thinking "who are you and what the hell did I do"


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“No money, no honey”

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You needed that didn't you
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"If you do it cheeper I will be your regular"
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"God he stunk, get the air freshener out"
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“I only want a 5 min hand job”
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