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Re: Parlour quotes

Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2017 9:40 am
by wanderer
I’ll even up the other side now....

Re: Parlour quotes

Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2017 10:32 am
by Angels
“Where’s the nearest cash machine”

Re: Parlour quotes

Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2017 11:59 am
by Jasminexoxo
I only want a blowjob will it still be £40 🖕🏼

Re: Parlour quotes

Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2017 12:05 pm
by wanderer
Do it again, a bit harder this time.

Re: Parlour quotes

Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2017 3:17 pm
by tasher
Have you come yet?

Re: Parlour quotes

Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2017 11:22 pm
by sarah
"Now get your clothes on and fuck off"
That's me to a humiliation by the way 😂😂

Re: Parlour quotes

Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2017 6:30 am
by champ
Ill put a towel down so you don't have to lie on the stains.

Re: Parlour quotes

Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2017 6:56 am
by stevedix
sarah wrote: Sat Dec 09, 2017 11:22 pm "Now get your clothes on and fuck off"
That's me to a humiliation by the way 😂😂
I thought that was me to you (minus the obscenity of course)! :whistle:

Re: Parlour quotes

Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2017 8:32 am
by sarah
stevedix wrote: Sun Dec 10, 2017 6:56 am
sarah wrote: Sat Dec 09, 2017 11:22 pm "Now get your clothes on and fuck off"
That's me to a humiliation by the way 😂😂
I thought that was me to you (minus the obscenity of course)! :whistle:
:shhh: :shhh: you giving away secrets. 😉

Re: Parlour quotes

Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2017 2:56 pm
by sarah
Ceiling need painting.

Re: Parlour quotes

Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2017 4:01 pm
by stevedix
Jasminexoxo wrote: Sat Dec 09, 2017 11:59 am I only want a blowjob will it still be £40 🖕🏼
You're throwing in a finger as well? Bargain :clap:

Re: Parlour quotes

Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2017 4:25 pm
by Jasminexoxo
stevedix wrote: Sun Dec 10, 2017 4:01 pm
Jasminexoxo wrote: Sat Dec 09, 2017 11:59 am I only want a blowjob will it still be £40 🖕🏼
You're throwing in a finger as well? Bargain :clap:
I like a cheeky finger 😉

Re: Parlour quotes

Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2017 4:46 pm
by sarah
Jasminexoxo wrote: Sun Dec 10, 2017 4:25 pm
stevedix wrote: Sun Dec 10, 2017 4:01 pm
Jasminexoxo wrote: Sat Dec 09, 2017 11:59 am I only want a blowjob will it still be £40 🖕🏼
You're throwing in a finger as well? Bargain :clap:
I like a cheeky finger 😉
Dont stop me next time then 😂

Re: Parlour quotes

Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2017 7:46 pm
by sarah
Sorry, it's been a while

Re: Parlour quotes

Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2017 12:27 pm
by jellylegs
Well that's never happened before can I have a refund

Re: Parlour quotes

Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2017 12:55 pm
by Jasminexoxo
room1day wrote: Mon Dec 11, 2017 12:48 pm
Jasminexoxo wrote: Fri Dec 08, 2017 9:47 pm
room1day wrote: Fri Dec 08, 2017 9:42 pm
Jasminexoxo wrote: Fri Dec 08, 2017 9:22 pm

Was doing the whole! Didn’t want anyone thinking they could bring me £30 for a service 😂
Which wholes 30 quid ??? 😆
A ‘whole’ seen as you brought it up 🙈😂
A-holes for 30 quid ... can’t be bad
Extra roomy! It’s not all thrown in 😂

Re: Parlour quotes

Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2017 1:35 pm
by stevedix
Jasminexoxo wrote: Mon Dec 11, 2017 12:55 pm
room1day wrote: Mon Dec 11, 2017 12:48 pm
Jasminexoxo wrote: Fri Dec 08, 2017 9:47 pm
room1day wrote: Fri Dec 08, 2017 9:42 pm

Which wholes 30 quid ??? 😆
A ‘whole’ seen as you brought it up 🙈😂
A-holes for 30 quid ... can’t be bad
Extra roomy! It’s not all thrown in 😂
'Extra roomy' just sounds wrong..... :shock:

Re: Parlour quotes

Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2017 3:56 pm
by champ
Do you watch Through The Key Hole ?

Re: Parlour quotes

Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2017 6:13 pm
by Jasminexoxo
room1day wrote: Mon Dec 11, 2017 1:05 pm
Jasminexoxo wrote: Mon Dec 11, 2017 12:55 pm
room1day wrote: Mon Dec 11, 2017 12:48 pm
Jasminexoxo wrote: Fri Dec 08, 2017 9:47 pm

A ‘whole’ seen as you brought it up 🙈😂
A-holes for 30 quid ... can’t be bad
Extra roomy! It’s not all thrown in 😂
Usually squeal when you just throw it in 😁
I would definitely squeal 😂😂

Re: Parlour quotes

Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2017 6:16 pm
by Jasminexoxo
room1day wrote: Mon Dec 11, 2017 4:31 pm
stevedix wrote: Mon Dec 11, 2017 1:35 pm
Jasminexoxo wrote: Mon Dec 11, 2017 12:55 pm
room1day wrote: Mon Dec 11, 2017 12:48 pm

A-holes for 30 quid ... can’t be bad
Extra roomy! It’s not all thrown in 😂
'Extra roomy' just sounds wrong..... :shock:
Please calify
Extra spacious
Or
Extra me
Clarifying..... I do not have ‘extra room’ it was your name inserted 😂

Re: Parlour quotes

Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2017 10:10 pm
by wanderer
Wow, that was amazing, I should be paying you.

Re: Parlour quotes

Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2017 10:45 pm
by sarah
Do you have a toilet. No, we shit in a corner 😂😂

Re: Parlour quotes

Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2017 2:35 pm
by lexi
Can i pay by card? ...... Not unless you can find somewhere to swipe it :mrgreen:

Re: Parlour quotes

Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2017 3:45 pm
by Angels
sarah wrote: Mon Dec 11, 2017 10:45 pm Do you have a toilet. No, we shit in a corner 😂😂
Or down the passage way in our case 🙄

Re: Parlour quotes

Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2017 9:55 pm
by sarah
Round the back and up the alley. 😂