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Re: Parlour quotes
Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2017 9:40 am
by wanderer
I’ll even up the other side now....
Re: Parlour quotes
Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2017 10:32 am
by Angels
“Where’s the nearest cash machine”
Re: Parlour quotes
Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2017 11:59 am
by Jasminexoxo
I only want a blowjob will it still be £40
Re: Parlour quotes
Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2017 12:05 pm
by wanderer
Do it again, a bit harder this time.
Re: Parlour quotes
Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2017 3:17 pm
by tasher
Have you come yet?
Re: Parlour quotes
Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2017 11:22 pm
by sarah
"Now get your clothes on and fuck off"
That's me to a humiliation by the way
Re: Parlour quotes
Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2017 6:30 am
by champ
Ill put a towel down so you don't have to lie on the stains.
Re: Parlour quotes
Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2017 6:56 am
by stevedix
sarah wrote: ↑Sat Dec 09, 2017 11:22 pm
"Now get your clothes on and fuck off"
That's me to a humiliation by the way
I thought that was me to you (minus the obscenity of course)!
Re: Parlour quotes
Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2017 8:32 am
by sarah
stevedix wrote: ↑Sun Dec 10, 2017 6:56 am
sarah wrote: ↑Sat Dec 09, 2017 11:22 pm
"Now get your clothes on and fuck off"
That's me to a humiliation by the way
I thought that was me to you (minus the obscenity of course)!
you giving away secrets.
Re: Parlour quotes
Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2017 2:56 pm
by sarah
Ceiling need painting.
Re: Parlour quotes
Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2017 4:01 pm
by stevedix
Jasminexoxo wrote: ↑Sat Dec 09, 2017 11:59 am
I only want a blowjob will it still be £40
You're throwing in a finger as well? Bargain
Re: Parlour quotes
Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2017 4:25 pm
by Jasminexoxo
stevedix wrote: ↑Sun Dec 10, 2017 4:01 pm
Jasminexoxo wrote: ↑Sat Dec 09, 2017 11:59 am
I only want a blowjob will it still be £40
You're throwing in a finger as well? Bargain
I like a cheeky finger
Re: Parlour quotes
Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2017 4:46 pm
by sarah
Jasminexoxo wrote: ↑Sun Dec 10, 2017 4:25 pm
stevedix wrote: ↑Sun Dec 10, 2017 4:01 pm
Jasminexoxo wrote: ↑Sat Dec 09, 2017 11:59 am
I only want a blowjob will it still be £40
You're throwing in a finger as well? Bargain
I like a cheeky finger
Dont stop me next time then
Re: Parlour quotes
Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2017 7:46 pm
by sarah
Sorry, it's been a while
Re: Parlour quotes
Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2017 12:27 pm
by jellylegs
Well that's never happened before can I have a refund
Re: Parlour quotes
Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2017 12:55 pm
by Jasminexoxo
room1day wrote: ↑Mon Dec 11, 2017 12:48 pm
Jasminexoxo wrote: ↑Fri Dec 08, 2017 9:47 pm
room1day wrote: ↑Fri Dec 08, 2017 9:42 pm
Jasminexoxo wrote: ↑Fri Dec 08, 2017 9:22 pm
Was doing the whole! Didn’t want anyone thinking they could bring me £30 for a service
Which wholes 30 quid ???
A ‘whole’ seen as you brought it up
A-holes for 30 quid ... can’t be bad
Extra roomy! It’s not all thrown in
Re: Parlour quotes
Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2017 1:35 pm
by stevedix
Jasminexoxo wrote: ↑Mon Dec 11, 2017 12:55 pm
room1day wrote: ↑Mon Dec 11, 2017 12:48 pm
Jasminexoxo wrote: ↑Fri Dec 08, 2017 9:47 pm
room1day wrote: ↑Fri Dec 08, 2017 9:42 pm
Which wholes 30 quid ???
A ‘whole’ seen as you brought it up
A-holes for 30 quid ... can’t be bad
Extra roomy! It’s not all thrown in
'Extra roomy' just sounds wrong.....
Re: Parlour quotes
Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2017 3:56 pm
by champ
Do you watch Through The Key Hole ?
Re: Parlour quotes
Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2017 6:13 pm
by Jasminexoxo
room1day wrote: ↑Mon Dec 11, 2017 1:05 pm
Jasminexoxo wrote: ↑Mon Dec 11, 2017 12:55 pm
room1day wrote: ↑Mon Dec 11, 2017 12:48 pm
Jasminexoxo wrote: ↑Fri Dec 08, 2017 9:47 pm
A ‘whole’ seen as you brought it up
A-holes for 30 quid ... can’t be bad
Extra roomy! It’s not all thrown in
Usually squeal when you just throw it in
I would definitely squeal
Re: Parlour quotes
Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2017 6:16 pm
by Jasminexoxo
room1day wrote: ↑Mon Dec 11, 2017 4:31 pm
stevedix wrote: ↑Mon Dec 11, 2017 1:35 pm
Jasminexoxo wrote: ↑Mon Dec 11, 2017 12:55 pm
room1day wrote: ↑Mon Dec 11, 2017 12:48 pm
A-holes for 30 quid ... can’t be bad
Extra roomy! It’s not all thrown in
'Extra roomy' just sounds wrong.....
Please calify
Extra spacious
Or
Extra me
Clarifying..... I do not have ‘extra room’ it was your name inserted
Re: Parlour quotes
Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2017 10:10 pm
by wanderer
Wow, that was amazing, I should be paying you.
Re: Parlour quotes
Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2017 10:45 pm
by sarah
Do you have a toilet. No, we shit in a corner
Re: Parlour quotes
Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2017 2:35 pm
by lexi
Can i pay by card? ...... Not unless you can find somewhere to swipe it
Re: Parlour quotes
Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2017 3:45 pm
by Angels
sarah wrote: ↑Mon Dec 11, 2017 10:45 pm
Do you have a toilet. No, we shit in a corner
Or down the passage way in our case
Re: Parlour quotes
Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2017 9:55 pm
by sarah
Round the back and up the alley.