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Re: Parlour quotes
Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2018 2:49 pm
by sarah
Well stop talking to me about certain things
Re: Parlour quotes
Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2018 2:58 pm
by MAXIMUS
Am i allowed to mention the sensual massage i'm going to give you when i see you next time
Re: Parlour quotes
Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2018 3:03 pm
by sarah
MAXIMUS wrote: ↑Fri Feb 16, 2018 2:58 pm
Am i allowed to mention the sensual massage i'm going to give you when i see you next time
You already have. Look forward to it then
Re: Parlour quotes
Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2018 3:19 pm
by sarah
Leelee69 wrote: ↑Fri Feb 16, 2018 3:17 pm
sarah wrote: ↑Fri Feb 16, 2018 3:03 pm
MAXIMUS wrote: ↑Fri Feb 16, 2018 2:58 pm
Am i allowed to mention the sensual massage i'm going to give you when i see you next time
You already have. Look forward to it then
Looks like I might have some competition in the sensual massage field. Need to up my game
I don't think what you do would even cross anybody's mind
Re: Parlour quotes
Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2018 3:23 pm
by sarah
Leelee69 wrote: ↑Fri Feb 16, 2018 3:21 pm
sarah wrote: ↑Fri Feb 16, 2018 3:19 pm
Leelee69 wrote: ↑Fri Feb 16, 2018 3:17 pm
sarah wrote: ↑Fri Feb 16, 2018 3:03 pm
You already have. Look forward to it then
Looks like I might have some competition in the sensual massage field. Need to up my game
I don't think what you do would even cross anybody's mind
I'm not that weird and you love that thing I do with my little finger and the onion ring
Dont tell everyone. It's our secret.
Re: Parlour quotes
Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2018 3:26 pm
by sarah
Leelee69 wrote: ↑Fri Feb 16, 2018 3:24 pm
sarah wrote: ↑Fri Feb 16, 2018 3:23 pm
Leelee69 wrote: ↑Fri Feb 16, 2018 3:21 pm
sarah wrote: ↑Fri Feb 16, 2018 3:19 pm
I don't think what you do would even cross anybody's mind
I'm not that weird and you love that thing I do with my little finger and the onion ring
Dont tell everyone. It's our secret.
Not anymore
Just no details please
Re: Parlour quotes
Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2018 3:33 pm
by sarah
Leelee69 wrote: ↑Fri Feb 16, 2018 3:30 pm
sarah wrote: ↑Fri Feb 16, 2018 3:26 pm
Leelee69 wrote: ↑Fri Feb 16, 2018 3:24 pm
sarah wrote: ↑Fri Feb 16, 2018 3:23 pm
Dont tell everyone. It's our secret.
Not anymore
Just no details please
Well you oil the ... Oh is that the doorbell
Erm I think it's you who likes the oil
Re: Parlour quotes
Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2018 3:46 pm
by sarah
Leelee69 wrote: ↑Fri Feb 16, 2018 3:41 pm
sarah wrote: ↑Fri Feb 16, 2018 3:33 pm
Leelee69 wrote: ↑Fri Feb 16, 2018 3:30 pm
sarah wrote: ↑Fri Feb 16, 2018 3:26 pm
Just no details please
Well you oil the ... Oh is that the doorbell
Erm I think it's you who likes the oil
Only cos it stops you squeaking.
Well when needs must
Re: Parlour quotes
Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2018 3:50 pm
by sarah
Leelee69 wrote: ↑Fri Feb 16, 2018 3:49 pm
sarah wrote: ↑Fri Feb 16, 2018 3:46 pm
Leelee69 wrote: ↑Fri Feb 16, 2018 3:41 pm
sarah wrote: ↑Fri Feb 16, 2018 3:33 pm
Erm I think it's you who likes the oil
Only cos it stops you squeaking.
Well when needs must
I meant squealing
I do not squeal thank you.
Re: Parlour quotes
Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2018 4:01 pm
by sarah
Leelee69 wrote: ↑Fri Feb 16, 2018 3:59 pm
sarah wrote: ↑Fri Feb 16, 2018 3:50 pm
Leelee69 wrote: ↑Fri Feb 16, 2018 3:49 pm
sarah wrote: ↑Fri Feb 16, 2018 3:46 pm
Well when needs must
I meant squealing
I do not squeal thank you.
Well that oh god, how big, can't take it, yes, yes stuff you was saying at a pitch a dog would struggle to hear says otherwise
Erm, do you want a room coz we're going to get told to get one soon
Re: Parlour quotes
Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2018 4:02 pm
by sarah
Leelee69 wrote: ↑Fri Feb 16, 2018 4:01 pm
sarah wrote: ↑Fri Feb 16, 2018 4:01 pm
Leelee69 wrote: ↑Fri Feb 16, 2018 3:59 pm
sarah wrote: ↑Fri Feb 16, 2018 3:50 pm
I do not squeal thank you.
Well that oh god, how big, can't take it, yes, yes stuff you was saying at a pitch a dog would struggle to hear says otherwise
Erm, do you want a room coz we're going to get told to get one soon
Ok. See you soon
Re: Parlour quotes
Posted: Wed Feb 21, 2018 1:34 pm
by sarah
It's a bit eggy in in here
Re: Parlour quotes
Posted: Wed Feb 21, 2018 6:17 pm
by LordLuken
sarah wrote: ↑Wed Feb 21, 2018 1:34 pm
It's a bit eggy in in here
Nowt like a good egg sarnie Lass to start the day!
Re: Parlour quotes
Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2018 8:59 am
by sarah
LordLuken wrote: ↑Wed Feb 21, 2018 6:17 pm
sarah wrote: ↑Wed Feb 21, 2018 1:34 pm
It's a bit eggy in in here
Nowt like a good egg sarnie Lass to start the day!
With tomato sauce right after a pint of John Smiths. Yummy.
Re: Parlour quotes
Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2018 2:20 pm
by tasher
You've got a really nice cock.
Re: Parlour quotes
Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2018 2:25 pm
by sarah
Av weed on my stockings. (Not me)
Re: Parlour quotes
Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2018 2:30 pm
by Jasminexoxo
Re: Parlour quotes
Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2018 2:35 pm
by Angels
Can I just confirm this was a 'watersports' booking
Re: Parlour quotes
Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2018 2:54 pm
by tasher
It had to be you didn't it
Re: Parlour quotes
Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2018 4:45 pm
by Jasminexoxo
tasher wrote: ↑Thu Feb 22, 2018 2:54 pm
It had to be you didn't it
It usually is
Re: Parlour quotes
Posted: Fri Feb 23, 2018 2:14 pm
by sarah
Blow the mango.
Re: Parlour quotes
Posted: Fri Feb 23, 2018 2:20 pm
by Angels
sarah wrote: ↑Fri Feb 23, 2018 2:14 pm
Blow the mango.
Having a mare today I should be blonde
Re: Parlour quotes
Posted: Fri Feb 23, 2018 2:25 pm
by sarah
Angels wrote: ↑Fri Feb 23, 2018 2:20 pm
sarah wrote: ↑Fri Feb 23, 2018 2:14 pm
Blow the mango.
Having a mare today I should be blonde
Even I am not that daft
Re: Parlour quotes
Posted: Sun Feb 25, 2018 7:45 pm
by sarah
£40 for massage. Is that including extras. Oh yeh I throw the lot in
Re: Parlour quotes
Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2018 10:31 am
by marko
sarah wrote: ↑Sun Feb 25, 2018 7:45 pm
£40 for massage. Is that including extras. Oh yeh I throw the lot in
Is that for an hour ?
