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Unread post by sarah » Sat Jan 06, 2018 4:57 am

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What do they need a hot drink for 😂
Can't think who says that. Nasty 🙄
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Unread post by Angels » Thu Jan 11, 2018 5:21 pm

I’ve been before, I know your all mental 😂😇😂
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Unread post by sarah » Thu Jan 11, 2018 5:42 pm

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I’ve been before, I know your all mental 😂😇😂
Heard that a few times. 😂
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Unread post by tasher » Thu Jan 11, 2018 7:34 pm

Angels wrote:
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What do they need a hot drink for 😂
Good job I only asked for water 😂

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Unread post by Angels » Thu Jan 11, 2018 8:46 pm

tasher wrote:
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What do they need a hot drink for 😂
Good job I only asked for water 😂
Lol good job! No I don’t mind making drinks but you know Sarah she thinks of far more important things for you to do then hydrate yourself 😂
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Unread post by sarah » Thu Jan 11, 2018 8:49 pm

Angels wrote:
Thu Jan 11, 2018 8:46 pm
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Fri Jan 05, 2018 10:45 pm
What do they need a hot drink for 😂
Good job I only asked for water 😂
Lol good job! No I don’t mind making drinks but you know Sarah she thinks of far more important things for you to do then hydrate yourself 😂
Exactly. If I wanted to serve tea I would work in a cafe. As it is I work in a parlour, the only thing I serve is me 😂
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Unread post by Angels » Thu Jan 11, 2018 8:51 pm

sarah wrote:
Thu Jan 11, 2018 8:49 pm
Angels wrote:
Thu Jan 11, 2018 8:46 pm
tasher wrote:
Thu Jan 11, 2018 7:34 pm
Angels wrote:
Fri Jan 05, 2018 10:45 pm
What do they need a hot drink for 😂
Good job I only asked for water 😂
Lol good job! No I don’t mind making drinks but you know Sarah she thinks of far more important things for you to do then hydrate yourself 😂
Exactly. If I wanted to serve tea I would work in a cafe. As it is I work in a parlour, the only thing I serve is me 😂
Fair enough 😂
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I’ve been before, I know your all mental 😂😇😂
So funny! A few say it though 🙈😂
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Unread post by tasher » Thu Jan 11, 2018 10:20 pm

Angels wrote:
Thu Jan 11, 2018 8:46 pm
tasher wrote:
Thu Jan 11, 2018 7:34 pm
Angels wrote:
Fri Jan 05, 2018 10:45 pm
What do they need a hot drink for 😂
Good job I only asked for water 😂
Lol good job! No I don’t mind making drinks but you know Sarah she thinks of far more important things for you to do then hydrate yourself 😂
We need to hydrate after seeing Sarah, not before. You should have a recovery room serving tea and biscuits 😂

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Unread post by sarah » Thu Jan 11, 2018 10:37 pm

tasher wrote:
Thu Jan 11, 2018 10:20 pm
Angels wrote:
Thu Jan 11, 2018 8:46 pm
tasher wrote:
Thu Jan 11, 2018 7:34 pm
Angels wrote:
Fri Jan 05, 2018 10:45 pm
What do they need a hot drink for 😂
Good job I only asked for water 😂
Lol good job! No I don’t mind making drinks but you know Sarah she thinks of far more important things for you to do then hydrate yourself 😂
We need to hydrate after seeing Sarah, not before. You should have a recovery room serving tea and biscuits 😂
Now there's an idea. Recovery room with nurse waiting 😂
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Unread post by LordLuken » Thu Jan 11, 2018 10:44 pm

sarah wrote:
Thu Jan 11, 2018 10:37 pm
tasher wrote:
Thu Jan 11, 2018 10:20 pm
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Thu Jan 11, 2018 8:46 pm
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Good job I only asked for water 😂
Lol good job! No I don’t mind making drinks but you know Sarah she thinks of far more important things for you to do then hydrate yourself 😂
We need to hydrate after seeing Sarah, not before. You should have a recovery room serving tea and biscuits 😂
Now there's an idea. Recovery room with nurse waiting 😂
:think: Could be entertaining. :P
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Unread post by Angels » Fri Jan 12, 2018 6:55 am

tasher wrote:
Thu Jan 11, 2018 10:20 pm
Angels wrote:
Thu Jan 11, 2018 8:46 pm
tasher wrote:
Thu Jan 11, 2018 7:34 pm
Angels wrote:
Fri Jan 05, 2018 10:45 pm
What do they need a hot drink for 😂
Good job I only asked for water 😂
Lol good job! No I don’t mind making drinks but you know Sarah she thinks of far more important things for you to do then hydrate yourself 😂
We need to hydrate after seeing Sarah, not before. You should have a recovery room serving tea and biscuits 😂
Good idea 💡👌🏽
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Unread post by Angels » Fri Jan 12, 2018 6:58 am

I will take you through the short cut 😉
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Unread post by sarah » Fri Jan 12, 2018 7:36 am

Angels wrote:
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I will take you through the short cut 😉
😂😂
Save my legs 😂
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No she doesn't like you
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I was joking 🙈😂
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Unread post by LordLuken » Fri Jan 12, 2018 6:27 pm

Jasminexoxo wrote:
Fri Jan 12, 2018 5:55 pm
sarah wrote:
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Is Sarah available
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No she doesn't like you
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I was joking 🙈😂
:shock: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :mrgreen:
Guess it kinda makes up for a spot of pouching the other week. :think:
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Unread post by sarah » Fri Jan 12, 2018 9:06 pm

LordLuken wrote:
Fri Jan 12, 2018 6:27 pm
Jasminexoxo wrote:
Fri Jan 12, 2018 5:55 pm
sarah wrote:
Fri Jan 12, 2018 5:53 pm
Customer
Is Sarah available
Jasmin
No she doesn't like you
🙄
I was joking 🙈😂
:shock: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :mrgreen:
Guess it kinda makes up for a spot of pouching the other week. :think:
Funny how he saw you then 🙄😂
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Unread post by Angels » Thu Jan 18, 2018 1:53 pm

I don’t sleep with my wife anymore 😂
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Can touch you 😂
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Unread post by champ » Thu Jan 18, 2018 4:01 pm

Did you no you had a birthmark their, well I think its a birthmark..
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Unread post by Angels » Sat Jan 27, 2018 8:32 am

Can we do it 8 times in an hour?
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Unread post by sarah » Sat Jan 27, 2018 12:29 pm

Go West 🤣🤣🤣
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sarah wrote:
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Go West 🤣🤣🤣
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He’s too young to see saw 😂😂
I am still having flashbacks from the see saw

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