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Unread post by wanderer » Sat Dec 09, 2017 9:40 am

I’ll even up the other side now....
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“Where’s the nearest cash machine”
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Unread post by Jasminexoxo » Sat Dec 09, 2017 11:59 am

I only want a blowjob will it still be £40 🖕🏼
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Unread post by wanderer » Sat Dec 09, 2017 12:05 pm

Do it again, a bit harder this time.
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Unread post by sarah » Sat Dec 09, 2017 11:22 pm

"Now get your clothes on and fuck off"
That's me to a humiliation by the way 😂😂
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Unread post by champ » Sun Dec 10, 2017 6:30 am

Ill put a towel down so you don't have to lie on the stains.
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Unread post by stevedix » Sun Dec 10, 2017 6:56 am

sarah wrote:
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"Now get your clothes on and fuck off"
That's me to a humiliation by the way 😂😂
I thought that was me to you (minus the obscenity of course)! :whistle:

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Unread post by sarah » Sun Dec 10, 2017 8:32 am

stevedix wrote:
Sun Dec 10, 2017 6:56 am
sarah wrote:
Sat Dec 09, 2017 11:22 pm
"Now get your clothes on and fuck off"
That's me to a humiliation by the way 😂😂
I thought that was me to you (minus the obscenity of course)! :whistle:
:shhh: :shhh: you giving away secrets. 😉
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Unread post by sarah » Sun Dec 10, 2017 2:56 pm

Ceiling need painting.
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Unread post by stevedix » Sun Dec 10, 2017 4:01 pm

Jasminexoxo wrote:
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I only want a blowjob will it still be £40 🖕🏼
You're throwing in a finger as well? Bargain :clap:

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Unread post by Jasminexoxo » Sun Dec 10, 2017 4:25 pm

stevedix wrote:
Sun Dec 10, 2017 4:01 pm
Jasminexoxo wrote:
Sat Dec 09, 2017 11:59 am
I only want a blowjob will it still be £40 🖕🏼
You're throwing in a finger as well? Bargain :clap:
I like a cheeky finger 😉
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Unread post by sarah » Sun Dec 10, 2017 4:46 pm

Jasminexoxo wrote:
Sun Dec 10, 2017 4:25 pm
stevedix wrote:
Sun Dec 10, 2017 4:01 pm
Jasminexoxo wrote:
Sat Dec 09, 2017 11:59 am
I only want a blowjob will it still be £40 🖕🏼
You're throwing in a finger as well? Bargain :clap:
I like a cheeky finger 😉
Dont stop me next time then 😂
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Unread post by sarah » Sun Dec 10, 2017 7:46 pm

Sorry, it's been a while
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Unread post by jellylegs » Mon Dec 11, 2017 12:27 pm

Well that's never happened before can I have a refund

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room1day wrote:
Mon Dec 11, 2017 12:48 pm
Jasminexoxo wrote:
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Was doing the whole! Didn’t want anyone thinking they could bring me £30 for a service 😂
Which wholes 30 quid ??? 😆
A ‘whole’ seen as you brought it up 🙈😂
A-holes for 30 quid ... can’t be bad
Extra roomy! It’s not all thrown in 😂
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Unread post by stevedix » Mon Dec 11, 2017 1:35 pm

Jasminexoxo wrote:
Mon Dec 11, 2017 12:55 pm
room1day wrote:
Mon Dec 11, 2017 12:48 pm
Jasminexoxo wrote:
Fri Dec 08, 2017 9:47 pm
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Which wholes 30 quid ??? 😆
A ‘whole’ seen as you brought it up 🙈😂
A-holes for 30 quid ... can’t be bad
Extra roomy! It’s not all thrown in 😂
'Extra roomy' just sounds wrong..... :shock:

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Unread post by champ » Mon Dec 11, 2017 3:56 pm

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Unread post by Jasminexoxo » Mon Dec 11, 2017 6:13 pm

room1day wrote:
Mon Dec 11, 2017 1:05 pm
Jasminexoxo wrote:
Mon Dec 11, 2017 12:55 pm
room1day wrote:
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A ‘whole’ seen as you brought it up 🙈😂
A-holes for 30 quid ... can’t be bad
Extra roomy! It’s not all thrown in 😂
Usually squeal when you just throw it in 😁
I would definitely squeal 😂😂
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Unread post by Jasminexoxo » Mon Dec 11, 2017 6:16 pm

room1day wrote:
Mon Dec 11, 2017 4:31 pm
stevedix wrote:
Mon Dec 11, 2017 1:35 pm
Jasminexoxo wrote:
Mon Dec 11, 2017 12:55 pm
room1day wrote:
Mon Dec 11, 2017 12:48 pm


A-holes for 30 quid ... can’t be bad
Extra roomy! It’s not all thrown in 😂
'Extra roomy' just sounds wrong..... :shock:
Please calify
Extra spacious
Or
Extra me
Clarifying..... I do not have ‘extra room’ it was your name inserted 😂
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Unread post by wanderer » Mon Dec 11, 2017 10:10 pm

Wow, that was amazing, I should be paying you.
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Unread post by sarah » Mon Dec 11, 2017 10:45 pm

Do you have a toilet. No, we shit in a corner 😂😂
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Unread post by lexi » Tue Dec 12, 2017 2:35 pm

Can i pay by card? ...... Not unless you can find somewhere to swipe it :mrgreen:
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Unread post by Angels » Tue Dec 12, 2017 3:45 pm

sarah wrote:
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Do you have a toilet. No, we shit in a corner 😂😂
Or down the passage way in our case 🙄
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Unread post by sarah » Mon Dec 18, 2017 9:55 pm

Round the back and up the alley. 😂
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