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"Bet your proud of that one"
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Wow, that was good. ๐Ÿ˜€
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"Is it in"
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*it's not my ring it's my watch" :D
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It must be cold in here. It's usually much bigger! ๐Ÿ˜ƒ
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The things I do for 40 quid ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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Jasminexoxo wrote: โ†‘Fri Dec 08, 2017 9:16 pm The things I do for 40 quid ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Thought it was ยฃ30 ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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sarah wrote: โ†‘Fri Dec 08, 2017 9:21 pm
Jasminexoxo wrote: โ†‘Fri Dec 08, 2017 9:16 pm The things I do for 40 quid ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Thought it was ยฃ30 ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Was doing the whole! Didnโ€™t want anyone thinking they could bring me ยฃ30 for a service ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Jasminexoxo wrote: โ†‘Fri Dec 08, 2017 9:22 pm
sarah wrote: โ†‘Fri Dec 08, 2017 9:21 pm
Jasminexoxo wrote: โ†‘Fri Dec 08, 2017 9:16 pm The things I do for 40 quid ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Thought it was ยฃ30 ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Was doing the whole! Didnโ€™t want anyone thinking they could bring me ยฃ30 for a service ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Don't want to rush you but theirs 5 mins left.
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room1day wrote: โ†‘Fri Dec 08, 2017 9:42 pm
Jasminexoxo wrote: โ†‘Fri Dec 08, 2017 9:22 pm
sarah wrote: โ†‘Fri Dec 08, 2017 9:21 pm
Jasminexoxo wrote: โ†‘Fri Dec 08, 2017 9:16 pm The things I do for 40 quid ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Thought it was ยฃ30 ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Was doing the whole! Didnโ€™t want anyone thinking they could bring me ยฃ30 for a service ๐Ÿ˜‚
Which wholes 30 quid ??? ๐Ÿ˜†
A โ€˜wholeโ€™ seen as you brought it up ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ˜‚
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No pay, no way! :naughty:
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Spankyspangle wrote: โ†‘Fri Dec 08, 2017 9:13 pm It must be cold in here. It's usually much bigger! ๐Ÿ˜ƒ
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"Get your finger out of there"
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โ€œBet he was gorgeous when he was youngerโ€
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Oi ! stop wiping your cock on the curtains
While I was married I had a a very varied and exciting sex life...... never told the wife tho' :o
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Ooh that's a big one (as said by all WGs to all punters )
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tasher wrote: โ†‘Fri Dec 08, 2017 10:31 pm Ooh that's a big one (as said by all WGs to all punters )
Then the punter pretends it isnโ€™t ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™„
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"Can you do what you did last time"
Me thinking "who are you and what the hell did I do" ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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โ€œNo money, no honeyโ€
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You needed that didn't you
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"If you do it cheeper I will be your regular"
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"God he stunk, get the air freshener out"
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โ€œI only want a 5 min hand jobโ€
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Go on let me, the other girls do.
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