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I’ll even up the other side now....
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I only want a blowjob will it still be £40 🖕🏼
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Do it again, a bit harder this time.
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Have you come yet?
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"Now get your clothes on and fuck off"
That's me to a humiliation by the way 😂😂
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Ill put a towel down so you don't have to lie on the stains.
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sarah wrote: Sat Dec 09, 2017 11:22 pm "Now get your clothes on and fuck off"
That's me to a humiliation by the way 😂😂
I thought that was me to you (minus the obscenity of course)! :whistle:
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stevedix wrote: Sun Dec 10, 2017 6:56 am
sarah wrote: Sat Dec 09, 2017 11:22 pm "Now get your clothes on and fuck off"
That's me to a humiliation by the way 😂😂
I thought that was me to you (minus the obscenity of course)! :whistle:
:shhh: :shhh: you giving away secrets. 😉
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Ceiling need painting.
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Jasminexoxo wrote: Sat Dec 09, 2017 11:59 am I only want a blowjob will it still be £40 🖕🏼
You're throwing in a finger as well? Bargain :clap:
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stevedix wrote: Sun Dec 10, 2017 4:01 pm
Jasminexoxo wrote: Sat Dec 09, 2017 11:59 am I only want a blowjob will it still be £40 🖕🏼
You're throwing in a finger as well? Bargain :clap:
I like a cheeky finger 😉
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Jasminexoxo wrote: Sun Dec 10, 2017 4:25 pm
stevedix wrote: Sun Dec 10, 2017 4:01 pm
Jasminexoxo wrote: Sat Dec 09, 2017 11:59 am I only want a blowjob will it still be £40 🖕🏼
You're throwing in a finger as well? Bargain :clap:
I like a cheeky finger 😉
Dont stop me next time then 😂
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Sorry, it's been a while
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Well that's never happened before can I have a refund
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room1day wrote: Mon Dec 11, 2017 12:48 pm
Jasminexoxo wrote: Fri Dec 08, 2017 9:47 pm
room1day wrote: Fri Dec 08, 2017 9:42 pm
Jasminexoxo wrote: Fri Dec 08, 2017 9:22 pm

Was doing the whole! Didn’t want anyone thinking they could bring me £30 for a service 😂
Which wholes 30 quid ??? 😆
A ‘whole’ seen as you brought it up 🙈😂
A-holes for 30 quid ... can’t be bad
Extra roomy! It’s not all thrown in 😂
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Jasminexoxo wrote: Mon Dec 11, 2017 12:55 pm
room1day wrote: Mon Dec 11, 2017 12:48 pm
Jasminexoxo wrote: Fri Dec 08, 2017 9:47 pm
room1day wrote: Fri Dec 08, 2017 9:42 pm

Which wholes 30 quid ??? 😆
A ‘whole’ seen as you brought it up 🙈😂
A-holes for 30 quid ... can’t be bad
Extra roomy! It’s not all thrown in 😂
'Extra roomy' just sounds wrong..... :shock:
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room1day wrote: Mon Dec 11, 2017 1:05 pm
Jasminexoxo wrote: Mon Dec 11, 2017 12:55 pm
room1day wrote: Mon Dec 11, 2017 12:48 pm
Jasminexoxo wrote: Fri Dec 08, 2017 9:47 pm

A ‘whole’ seen as you brought it up 🙈😂
A-holes for 30 quid ... can’t be bad
Extra roomy! It’s not all thrown in 😂
Usually squeal when you just throw it in 😁
I would definitely squeal 😂😂
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room1day wrote: Mon Dec 11, 2017 4:31 pm
stevedix wrote: Mon Dec 11, 2017 1:35 pm
Jasminexoxo wrote: Mon Dec 11, 2017 12:55 pm
room1day wrote: Mon Dec 11, 2017 12:48 pm

A-holes for 30 quid ... can’t be bad
Extra roomy! It’s not all thrown in 😂
'Extra roomy' just sounds wrong..... :shock:
Please calify
Extra spacious
Or
Extra me
Clarifying..... I do not have ‘extra room’ it was your name inserted 😂
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Wow, that was amazing, I should be paying you.
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Do you have a toilet. No, we shit in a corner 😂😂
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Can i pay by card? ...... Not unless you can find somewhere to swipe it :mrgreen:
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sarah wrote: Mon Dec 11, 2017 10:45 pm Do you have a toilet. No, we shit in a corner 😂😂
Or down the passage way in our case 🙄
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Round the back and up the alley. 😂
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