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Unread post by wanderer » Mon Dec 11, 2017 10:10 pm

Wow, that was amazing, I should be paying you.
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Unread post by sarah » Mon Dec 11, 2017 10:45 pm

Do you have a toilet. No, we shit in a corner πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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Unread post by lexi » Tue Dec 12, 2017 2:35 pm

Can i pay by card? ...... Not unless you can find somewhere to swipe it :mrgreen:
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Unread post by Angels » Tue Dec 12, 2017 3:45 pm

sarah wrote: ↑
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Do you have a toilet. No, we shit in a corner πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Or down the passage way in our case πŸ™„
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Unread post by sarah » Mon Dec 18, 2017 9:55 pm

Round the back and up the alley. πŸ˜‚
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Unread post by wanderer » Tue Dec 19, 2017 9:14 am

I’ve hardly started, I’m only tickling you right now.

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Unread post by champ » Tue Dec 19, 2017 9:18 am

Only hot tea warms my insides.. :shifty:
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Unread post by sarah » Tue Dec 19, 2017 11:25 am

wanderer wrote: ↑
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I’ve hardly started, I’m only tickling you right now.

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Thats my saying I guess. That's because you men are Pussys πŸ˜‚
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Unread post by wanderer » Tue Dec 19, 2017 11:41 am

sarah wrote: ↑
Tue Dec 19, 2017 11:25 am
wanderer wrote: ↑
Tue Dec 19, 2017 9:14 am
I’ve hardly started, I’m only tickling you right now.

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Thats my saying I guess. That's because you men are Pussys πŸ˜‚
You are quite right Sarah. It was a memorable event. πŸ˜€πŸ˜‚
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Unread post by Wraith » Tue Dec 19, 2017 12:32 pm

cant come in, my nan died again.
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Unread post by Angels » Tue Dec 19, 2017 3:37 pm

Wraith wrote: ↑
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cant come in, my nan died again.
Haha good job we have a good memory πŸ˜‚
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Unread post by Bert » Tue Dec 19, 2017 10:57 pm

Surprised that "Oh I've forgotten my wallet" hasn't cropped up yet
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Unread post by English jess » Wed Dec 20, 2017 1:56 pm

Like penis in the foreskin love πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ lol
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Unread post by Jasminexoxo » Sat Dec 23, 2017 5:24 pm

He’s too young to see saw πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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Unread post by LordLuken » Sat Dec 23, 2017 7:40 pm

Jasminexoxo wrote: ↑
Sat Dec 23, 2017 5:24 pm
He’s too young to see saw πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
:doh: hahaha! Thought about taking up standup? :P :lol:
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Unread post by sarah » Sat Dec 23, 2017 7:43 pm

LordLuken wrote: ↑
Sat Dec 23, 2017 7:40 pm
Jasminexoxo wrote: ↑
Sat Dec 23, 2017 5:24 pm
He’s too young to see saw πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
:doh: hahaha! Thought about taking up standup? :P :lol:
I know. Bless him. Couldn't bring ourselves to do it πŸ˜‚
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Unread post by LordLuken » Sat Dec 23, 2017 7:47 pm

sarah wrote: ↑
Sat Dec 23, 2017 7:43 pm
LordLuken wrote: ↑
Sat Dec 23, 2017 7:40 pm
Jasminexoxo wrote: ↑
Sat Dec 23, 2017 5:24 pm
He’s too young to see saw πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
:doh: hahaha! Thought about taking up standup? :P :lol:
I know. Bless him. Couldn't bring ourselves to do it πŸ˜‚
:lol: :lol: :lol: All intriguing stuff though. ;)
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Unread post by champ » Sat Dec 23, 2017 7:49 pm

LordLuken wrote: ↑
Sat Dec 23, 2017 7:47 pm
sarah wrote: ↑
Sat Dec 23, 2017 7:43 pm
LordLuken wrote: ↑
Sat Dec 23, 2017 7:40 pm
Jasminexoxo wrote: ↑
Sat Dec 23, 2017 5:24 pm
He’s too young to see saw πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
:doh: hahaha! Thought about taking up standup? :P :lol:
I know. Bless him. Couldn't bring ourselves to do it πŸ˜‚
:lol: :lol: :lol: All intriguing stuff though. ;)
Can tell there not talking about you Lord ....lol
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Unread post by LordLuken » Sat Dec 23, 2017 7:52 pm

champ wrote: ↑
Sat Dec 23, 2017 7:49 pm
LordLuken wrote: ↑
Sat Dec 23, 2017 7:47 pm
sarah wrote: ↑
Sat Dec 23, 2017 7:43 pm
LordLuken wrote: ↑
Sat Dec 23, 2017 7:40 pm


:doh: hahaha! Thought about taking up standup? :P :lol:
I know. Bless him. Couldn't bring ourselves to do it πŸ˜‚
:lol: :lol: :lol: All intriguing stuff though. ;)
Can tell there not talking about you Lord ....lol
Pfft! The cheek of it! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Unread post by Jasminexoxo » Sat Dec 23, 2017 8:13 pm

LordLuken wrote: ↑
Sat Dec 23, 2017 7:40 pm
Jasminexoxo wrote: ↑
Sat Dec 23, 2017 5:24 pm
He’s too young to see saw πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
:doh: hahaha! Thought about taking up standup? :P :lol:
I’m too lazy! Can I do sit down? πŸ˜‚
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Unread post by LordLuken » Sat Dec 23, 2017 8:20 pm

Jasminexoxo wrote: ↑
Sat Dec 23, 2017 8:13 pm
LordLuken wrote: ↑
Sat Dec 23, 2017 7:40 pm
Jasminexoxo wrote: ↑
Sat Dec 23, 2017 5:24 pm
He’s too young to see saw πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
:doh: hahaha! Thought about taking up standup? :P :lol:
I’m too lazy! Can I do sit down? πŸ˜‚
Well I hope you can do stand up in the future, it may be required... :P :whistle:
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Unread post by room1day » Sun Dec 24, 2017 12:58 pm

Your the only one !!!!! πŸ˜‚
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Unread post by Angels » Thu Dec 28, 2017 7:58 am

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Unread post by English jess » Thu Dec 28, 2017 11:31 am

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