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He’s too young to see saw 😂😂
:doh: hahaha! Thought about taking up standup? :P :lol:
I’m too lazy! Can I do sit down? 😂
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He’s too young to see saw 😂😂
:doh: hahaha! Thought about taking up standup? :P :lol:
I’m too lazy! Can I do sit down? 😂
Well I hope you can do stand up in the future, it may be required... :P :whistle:
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If I had a £1 for every client who asked me on a date I’d be rich 🤣
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If I had a £1 for every client who asked me on a date I’d be rich 🤣
I remember asking your mum
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room1day wrote:
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If I had a £1 for every client who asked me on a date I’d be rich 🤣
I remember asking your mum
And I know I got the same answer 😂
So funny! Bless her 😇
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You can tell your not an archer cause your it hitting the target 😂😂😂
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You can tell your not an archer cause your not hitting the target 😂😂😂
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What do they need a hot drink for 😂
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What do they need a hot drink for 😂
Can't think who says that. Nasty 🙄
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Unread post by Angels » Thu Jan 11, 2018 5:21 pm

I’ve been before, I know your all mental 😂😇😂
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I’ve been before, I know your all mental 😂😇😂
Heard that a few times. 😂
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What do they need a hot drink for 😂
Good job I only asked for water 😂

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What do they need a hot drink for 😂
Good job I only asked for water 😂
Lol good job! No I don’t mind making drinks but you know Sarah she thinks of far more important things for you to do then hydrate yourself 😂
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Angels wrote:
Thu Jan 11, 2018 8:46 pm
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What do they need a hot drink for 😂
Good job I only asked for water 😂
Lol good job! No I don’t mind making drinks but you know Sarah she thinks of far more important things for you to do then hydrate yourself 😂
Exactly. If I wanted to serve tea I would work in a cafe. As it is I work in a parlour, the only thing I serve is me 😂
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Unread post by Angels » Thu Jan 11, 2018 8:51 pm

sarah wrote:
Thu Jan 11, 2018 8:49 pm
Angels wrote:
Thu Jan 11, 2018 8:46 pm
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Fri Jan 05, 2018 10:45 pm
What do they need a hot drink for 😂
Good job I only asked for water 😂
Lol good job! No I don’t mind making drinks but you know Sarah she thinks of far more important things for you to do then hydrate yourself 😂
Exactly. If I wanted to serve tea I would work in a cafe. As it is I work in a parlour, the only thing I serve is me 😂
Fair enough 😂
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Unread post by Jasminexoxo » Thu Jan 11, 2018 9:22 pm

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I’ve been before, I know your all mental 😂😇😂
So funny! A few say it though 🙈😂
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Angels wrote:
Thu Jan 11, 2018 8:46 pm
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What do they need a hot drink for 😂
Good job I only asked for water 😂
Lol good job! No I don’t mind making drinks but you know Sarah she thinks of far more important things for you to do then hydrate yourself 😂
We need to hydrate after seeing Sarah, not before. You should have a recovery room serving tea and biscuits 😂

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Unread post by sarah » Thu Jan 11, 2018 10:37 pm

tasher wrote:
Thu Jan 11, 2018 10:20 pm
Angels wrote:
Thu Jan 11, 2018 8:46 pm
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Thu Jan 11, 2018 7:34 pm
Angels wrote:
Fri Jan 05, 2018 10:45 pm
What do they need a hot drink for 😂
Good job I only asked for water 😂
Lol good job! No I don’t mind making drinks but you know Sarah she thinks of far more important things for you to do then hydrate yourself 😂
We need to hydrate after seeing Sarah, not before. You should have a recovery room serving tea and biscuits 😂
Now there's an idea. Recovery room with nurse waiting 😂
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sarah wrote:
Thu Jan 11, 2018 10:37 pm
tasher wrote:
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Good job I only asked for water 😂
Lol good job! No I don’t mind making drinks but you know Sarah she thinks of far more important things for you to do then hydrate yourself 😂
We need to hydrate after seeing Sarah, not before. You should have a recovery room serving tea and biscuits 😂
Now there's an idea. Recovery room with nurse waiting 😂
:think: Could be entertaining. :P
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