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Unread post by wanderer » Tue Dec 19, 2017 9:14 am

I’ve hardly started, I’m only tickling you right now.

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Unread post by champ » Tue Dec 19, 2017 9:18 am

Only hot tea warms my insides.. :shifty:
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Unread post by sarah » Tue Dec 19, 2017 11:25 am

wanderer wrote:
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I’ve hardly started, I’m only tickling you right now.

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Thats my saying I guess. That's because you men are Pussys 😂
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Unread post by wanderer » Tue Dec 19, 2017 11:41 am

sarah wrote:
Tue Dec 19, 2017 11:25 am
wanderer wrote:
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I’ve hardly started, I’m only tickling you right now.

😉😂
Thats my saying I guess. That's because you men are Pussys 😂
You are quite right Sarah. It was a memorable event. 😀😂
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Unread post by Wraith » Tue Dec 19, 2017 12:32 pm

cant come in, my nan died again.
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Unread post by Angels » Tue Dec 19, 2017 3:37 pm

Wraith wrote:
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cant come in, my nan died again.
Haha good job we have a good memory 😂
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Unread post by Bert » Tue Dec 19, 2017 10:57 pm

Surprised that "Oh I've forgotten my wallet" hasn't cropped up yet
While I was married I had a a very varied and exciting sex life...... never told the wife tho' :o

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Unread post by English jess » Wed Dec 20, 2017 1:56 pm

Like penis in the foreskin love 😂😂 lol
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Unread post by Jasminexoxo » Sat Dec 23, 2017 5:24 pm

He’s too young to see saw 😂😂
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Unread post by LordLuken » Sat Dec 23, 2017 7:40 pm

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He’s too young to see saw 😂😂
:doh: hahaha! Thought about taking up standup? :P :lol:
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Unread post by sarah » Sat Dec 23, 2017 7:43 pm

LordLuken wrote:
Sat Dec 23, 2017 7:40 pm
Jasminexoxo wrote:
Sat Dec 23, 2017 5:24 pm
He’s too young to see saw 😂😂
:doh: hahaha! Thought about taking up standup? :P :lol:
I know. Bless him. Couldn't bring ourselves to do it 😂
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Unread post by LordLuken » Sat Dec 23, 2017 7:47 pm

sarah wrote:
Sat Dec 23, 2017 7:43 pm
LordLuken wrote:
Sat Dec 23, 2017 7:40 pm
Jasminexoxo wrote:
Sat Dec 23, 2017 5:24 pm
He’s too young to see saw 😂😂
:doh: hahaha! Thought about taking up standup? :P :lol:
I know. Bless him. Couldn't bring ourselves to do it 😂
:lol: :lol: :lol: All intriguing stuff though. ;)
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Unread post by champ » Sat Dec 23, 2017 7:49 pm

LordLuken wrote:
Sat Dec 23, 2017 7:47 pm
sarah wrote:
Sat Dec 23, 2017 7:43 pm
LordLuken wrote:
Sat Dec 23, 2017 7:40 pm
Jasminexoxo wrote:
Sat Dec 23, 2017 5:24 pm
He’s too young to see saw 😂😂
:doh: hahaha! Thought about taking up standup? :P :lol:
I know. Bless him. Couldn't bring ourselves to do it 😂
:lol: :lol: :lol: All intriguing stuff though. ;)
Can tell there not talking about you Lord ....lol
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Unread post by LordLuken » Sat Dec 23, 2017 7:52 pm

champ wrote:
Sat Dec 23, 2017 7:49 pm
LordLuken wrote:
Sat Dec 23, 2017 7:47 pm
sarah wrote:
Sat Dec 23, 2017 7:43 pm
LordLuken wrote:
Sat Dec 23, 2017 7:40 pm


:doh: hahaha! Thought about taking up standup? :P :lol:
I know. Bless him. Couldn't bring ourselves to do it 😂
:lol: :lol: :lol: All intriguing stuff though. ;)
Can tell there not talking about you Lord ....lol
Pfft! The cheek of it! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Unread post by Jasminexoxo » Sat Dec 23, 2017 8:13 pm

LordLuken wrote:
Sat Dec 23, 2017 7:40 pm
Jasminexoxo wrote:
Sat Dec 23, 2017 5:24 pm
He’s too young to see saw 😂😂
:doh: hahaha! Thought about taking up standup? :P :lol:
I’m too lazy! Can I do sit down? 😂
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Unread post by LordLuken » Sat Dec 23, 2017 8:20 pm

Jasminexoxo wrote:
Sat Dec 23, 2017 8:13 pm
LordLuken wrote:
Sat Dec 23, 2017 7:40 pm
Jasminexoxo wrote:
Sat Dec 23, 2017 5:24 pm
He’s too young to see saw 😂😂
:doh: hahaha! Thought about taking up standup? :P :lol:
I’m too lazy! Can I do sit down? 😂
Well I hope you can do stand up in the future, it may be required... :P :whistle:
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Unread post by Angels » Thu Dec 28, 2017 7:58 am

If I had a £1 for every client who asked me on a date I’d be rich 🤣
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Unread post by English jess » Thu Dec 28, 2017 11:31 am

Just the tip
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Unread post by Angels » Thu Dec 28, 2017 1:29 pm

room1day wrote:
Thu Dec 28, 2017 11:57 am
Angels wrote:
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If I had a £1 for every client who asked me on a date I’d be rich 🤣
I remember asking your mum
And I know I got the same answer 😂
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Unread post by English jess » Thu Dec 28, 2017 3:19 pm

You can tell your not an archer cause your it hitting the target 😂😂😂
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Unread post by English jess » Thu Dec 28, 2017 3:45 pm

English jess wrote:
Thu Dec 28, 2017 3:19 pm
You can tell your not an archer cause your not hitting the target 😂😂😂
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Unread post by Angels » Fri Jan 05, 2018 10:45 pm

What do they need a hot drink for 😂
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Unread post by Jasminexoxo » Fri Jan 05, 2018 10:59 pm

It’s been a funny day
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