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I’ve hardly started, I’m only tickling you right now.

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Only hot tea warms my insides.. :shifty:
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wanderer wrote: Tue Dec 19, 2017 9:14 am I’ve hardly started, I’m only tickling you right now.

😉😂
Thats my saying I guess. That's because you men are Pussys 😂
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sarah wrote: Tue Dec 19, 2017 11:25 am
wanderer wrote: Tue Dec 19, 2017 9:14 am I’ve hardly started, I’m only tickling you right now.

😉😂
Thats my saying I guess. That's because you men are Pussys 😂
You are quite right Sarah. It was a memorable event. 😀😂
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cant come in, my nan died again.
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Wraith wrote: Tue Dec 19, 2017 12:32 pm cant come in, my nan died again.
Haha good job we have a good memory 😂
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Surprised that "Oh I've forgotten my wallet" hasn't cropped up yet
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Like penis in the foreskin love 😂😂 lol
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He’s too young to see saw 😂😂
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Jasminexoxo wrote: Sat Dec 23, 2017 5:24 pm He’s too young to see saw 😂😂
:doh: hahaha! Thought about taking up standup? :P :lol:
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LordLuken wrote: Sat Dec 23, 2017 7:40 pm
Jasminexoxo wrote: Sat Dec 23, 2017 5:24 pm He’s too young to see saw 😂😂
:doh: hahaha! Thought about taking up standup? :P :lol:
I know. Bless him. Couldn't bring ourselves to do it 😂
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sarah wrote: Sat Dec 23, 2017 7:43 pm
LordLuken wrote: Sat Dec 23, 2017 7:40 pm
Jasminexoxo wrote: Sat Dec 23, 2017 5:24 pm He’s too young to see saw 😂😂
:doh: hahaha! Thought about taking up standup? :P :lol:
I know. Bless him. Couldn't bring ourselves to do it 😂
:lol: :lol: :lol: All intriguing stuff though. ;)
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LordLuken wrote: Sat Dec 23, 2017 7:47 pm
sarah wrote: Sat Dec 23, 2017 7:43 pm
LordLuken wrote: Sat Dec 23, 2017 7:40 pm
Jasminexoxo wrote: Sat Dec 23, 2017 5:24 pm He’s too young to see saw 😂😂
:doh: hahaha! Thought about taking up standup? :P :lol:
I know. Bless him. Couldn't bring ourselves to do it 😂
:lol: :lol: :lol: All intriguing stuff though. ;)
Can tell there not talking about you Lord ....lol
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champ wrote: Sat Dec 23, 2017 7:49 pm
LordLuken wrote: Sat Dec 23, 2017 7:47 pm
sarah wrote: Sat Dec 23, 2017 7:43 pm
LordLuken wrote: Sat Dec 23, 2017 7:40 pm

:doh: hahaha! Thought about taking up standup? :P :lol:
I know. Bless him. Couldn't bring ourselves to do it 😂
:lol: :lol: :lol: All intriguing stuff though. ;)
Can tell there not talking about you Lord ....lol
Pfft! The cheek of it! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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LordLuken wrote: Sat Dec 23, 2017 7:40 pm
Jasminexoxo wrote: Sat Dec 23, 2017 5:24 pm He’s too young to see saw 😂😂
:doh: hahaha! Thought about taking up standup? :P :lol:
I’m too lazy! Can I do sit down? 😂
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Jasminexoxo wrote: Sat Dec 23, 2017 8:13 pm
LordLuken wrote: Sat Dec 23, 2017 7:40 pm
Jasminexoxo wrote: Sat Dec 23, 2017 5:24 pm He’s too young to see saw 😂😂
:doh: hahaha! Thought about taking up standup? :P :lol:
I’m too lazy! Can I do sit down? 😂
Well I hope you can do stand up in the future, it may be required... :P :whistle:
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If I had a £1 for every client who asked me on a date I’d be rich 🤣
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room1day wrote: Thu Dec 28, 2017 11:57 am
Angels wrote: Thu Dec 28, 2017 7:58 am If I had a £1 for every client who asked me on a date I’d be rich 🤣
I remember asking your mum
And I know I got the same answer 😂
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You can tell your not an archer cause your it hitting the target 😂😂😂
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English jess wrote: Thu Dec 28, 2017 3:19 pm You can tell your not an archer cause your not hitting the target 😂😂😂
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What do they need a hot drink for 😂
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