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Unread post Tue Mar 15, 2011 12:20 pm

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At the end of the day :x :lol:
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“Too many people confine their exercise to jumping to conclusions, running up bills, stretching the truth, bending over backward, lying down on the job, sidestepping responsibility and pushing their luck.”
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The road to truth is long, and lined the entire way with annoying bastards.”

“In the part of this universe that we know there is great injustice, and often the good suffer, and often the wicked prosper, and one hardly knows which of those is the more annoying.”
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sophie wrote: “In the part of this universe that we know there is great injustice, and often the good suffer, and often the wicked prosper, and one hardly knows which of those is the more annoying.”
All of them!! :x :evil:
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Unread post Mon Mar 21, 2011 8:59 am

2 hands on the crutch is better than 1 in the bush :shifty:
thy shall not covert thy neighbours wife unless he,s allowed to watch :shifty:
make babies while the sun shines :shifty:
a man in a pinny makes light work :shifty:
2 wrongs make a complete f*ck up :shifty:
idle hands means your using your mouth :shifty:
another mans wife is another mans play toy :shifty:
smile and the world laughs at you :shifty:
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sophie wrote:2 hands on the crutch is better than 1 in the bush :shifty:
thy shall not covert thy neighbours wife unless he,s allowed to watch :shifty:
make babies while the sun shines :shifty:
a man in a pinny makes light work :shifty:
2 wrongs make a complete f*ck up :shifty:
idle hands means your using your mouth :shifty:
another mans wife is another mans play toy :shifty:
smile and the world laughs at you :shifty:
Do I detect a hint of cynicism there Sophie? :shifty:
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Unread post Mon Mar 21, 2011 10:05 pm

LordLuken wrote:
sophie wrote:2 hands on the crutch is better than 1 in the bush :shifty:
thy shall not covert thy neighbours wife unless he,s allowed to watch :shifty:
make babies while the sun shines :shifty:
a man in a pinny makes light work :shifty:
2 wrongs make a complete f*ck up :shifty:
idle hands means your using your mouth :shifty:
another mans wife is another mans play toy :shifty:
smile and the world laughs at you :shifty:
Do I detect a hint of cynicism there Sophie? :shifty:
only if thats the way your taking it LL
to me it was the wacky good mood i was in this morning , glad some people know me better than that :roll:
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Unread post Mon Mar 21, 2011 10:10 pm

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sophie wrote:.... idle hands means your using your mouth :shifty: ...
That one has to be my favourite :P
i wonder why,, next time remember i do need to breathe as well :roll:
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Unread post Mon Mar 21, 2011 10:23 pm

sophie wrote:
LordLuken wrote:
sophie wrote:2 hands on the crutch is better than 1 in the bush :shifty:
thy shall not covert thy neighbours wife unless he,s allowed to watch :shifty:
make babies while the sun shines :shifty:
a man in a pinny makes light work :shifty:
2 wrongs make a complete f*ck up :shifty:
idle hands means your using your mouth :shifty:
another mans wife is another mans play toy :shifty:
smile and the world laughs at you :shifty:
Do I detect a hint of cynicism there Sophie? :shifty:
only if thats the way your taking it LL
to me it was the wacky good mood i was in this morning , glad some people know me better than that :roll:
Not sure if you're mis-interpreting my attempt at humour or not sophie, comment was supposed to be an attempt at banter. :?
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Unread post Mon Mar 21, 2011 10:27 pm

Another mans wife is another mans play toy! Oh yep if that mans wife is well! That wud b telling lol.
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Unread post Mon Mar 21, 2011 10:32 pm

LordLuken wrote:
sophie wrote:
LordLuken wrote:
sophie wrote:2 hands on the crutch is better than 1 in the bush :shifty:
thy shall not covert thy neighbours wife unless he,s allowed to watch :shifty:
make babies while the sun shines :shifty:
a man in a pinny makes light work :shifty:
2 wrongs make a complete f*ck up :shifty:
idle hands means your using your mouth :shifty:
another mans wife is another mans play toy :shifty:
smile and the world laughs at you :shifty:
Do I detect a hint of cynicism there Sophie? :shifty:
only if thats the way your taking it LL
to me it was the wacky good mood i was in this morning , glad some people know me better than that :roll:
Not sure if you're mis-interpreting my attempt at humour or not sophie, comment was supposed to be an attempt at banter. :?
well i googled it to make sure my thoughts were right and got
An attitude of scornful or jaded negativity, especially a general distrust of the integrity or professed motives of others:
A scornfully or jadedly negative comment or act:

how would you read it if your the down to earth not swallowed a dictionary type like me
omg where have i said this line before :mrgreen:

right then LL round 2 please be more down to earth street talking and we won,t get mixed ideas
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teepee you wouldn,t dare be calling me a CRAZY FROG now would you :whistle:
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Unread post Mon Mar 21, 2011 10:56 pm

sophie wrote:well i googled it to make sure my thoughts were right and got
An attitude of scornful or jaded negativity, especially a general distrust of the integrity or professed motives of others:
A scornfully or jadedly negative comment or act:

how would you read it if your the down to earth not swallowed a dictionary type like me
omg where have i said this line before :mrgreen:

right then LL round 2 please be more down to earth street talking and we won,t get mixed ideas

Hmmm...perhaps the wrong word to use, sorry Sophie, my day job creeps in. Round 2 coming up when I can think of an appropriate comeback... :lol:
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LordLuken wrote:
sophie wrote:well i googled it to make sure my thoughts were right and got
An attitude of scornful or jaded negativity, especially a general distrust of the integrity or professed motives of others:
A scornfully or jadedly negative comment or act:

how would you read it if your the down to earth not swallowed a dictionary type like me
omg where have i said this line before :mrgreen:

right then LL round 2 please be more down to earth street talking and we won,t get mixed ideas

Hmmm...perhaps the wrong word to use, sorry Sophie, my day job creeps in. Round 2 coming up when I can think of an appropriate comeback... :lol:
don,t beat around the bush when you have a bedroom :whistle:
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sophie wrote:don,t beat around the bush when you have a bedroom :whistle:

My bedroom is used for more interesting things than bush beating... :lol: :lol:
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LordLuken wrote:
sophie wrote:don,t beat around the bush when you have a bedroom :whistle:

My bedroom is used for more interesting things than bush beating... :lol: :lol:
;) Same here LL.i prefer bush tucking into trial lol
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scotty wrote:
LordLuken wrote:
sophie wrote:don,t beat around the bush when you have a bedroom :whistle:

My bedroom is used for more interesting things than bush beating... :lol: :lol:
;) Same here LL.i prefer bush tucking into trial lol
so you don,t beat it then u lucky sods :mrgreen:
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sophie wrote:
scotty wrote:
LordLuken wrote:
sophie wrote:don,t beat around the bush when you have a bedroom :whistle:

My bedroom is used for more interesting things than bush beating... :lol: :lol:
;) Same here LL.i prefer bush tucking into trial lol
so you don,t beat it then u lucky sods :mrgreen:
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False friendship, like the ivy, decays and ruins the walls it embraces; but true friendship gives new life and animation to the object it supports.

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Friends are like roses...you have to look out for the pricks.

Friends are just enemies who don't have enough guts to kill you.
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“If I were asked to give what I consider the single most useful bit of advice for all humanity it would be this: Expect trouble as an inevitable part of life and when it comes, hold you head high, look it squarely in eye and say, 'I will be bigger than you. You cannot defeat me.'”

“Nobody can give you wiser advice than yourself.”

“Advice is judged by results, not by intentions”

“Many receive advice, only the wise profit from it.”

“All of us, at certain moments of our lives, need to take advice and to receive help from other people.”
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life has its ups and downs..,so up the music and down the vodka
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Absence makes the heart grow fonder :)
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Loves blind and opposites attract
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