Promoted to the position of ?

[champ]

Today you are promoted to the position of Prime minster. What do you start to change and why?
Choose any position to change for the better ..

[Roomy]

If I were prime minister ..
as I’ve already got rid of that useless dildo Boris Johnson, my first priority
Would be to see a chiropractor to see why I walk as if I had another useless 16 inch dildo shoved up my arse.

[Wraith]

I would scrap the TV license, privatise the BBC and add a router tax instead.

[mrmadness]

Huge push to build new housing. Considering how much money under 40s are paying for a temporary roof over their heads. Future financial disaster waiting to happen, when there is a generation without savings to pay for care and do not actually own a place to live.

Radical shake up of higher education funding. Another financial future financial blackhole waiting.

Radical NHS shake up. Payment to visit GP as it is with dentists, more online emphasis, extra funding, huge cuts to high salary management etc.

Referendum on bringing back death penalty for ultra serious cases (i.e Huntley etc).

Legalize cannabis.

I don't give a shit about Tories or Labour so I'd actually have the balls to try to do what is needed!

[TheBaron]

Increase the Prime Ministers salary by 1000% with no tax.

Then sit back & be a useless twat like all PM's do.

[Roomy]

Definately NOT the Archbishop of Canterbury

He’s banging on about the redistribution of wealth
+++ISN’T THAT THE PRIME IDEOLOGICALLY OF COMMUNISM+++

Now, if he were promoting Facism I may support that, as Mr. Hitler did in the 1930’s
.. anyone who doesn’t contribute to the well being of their country and countries society get sent to a labour camp!!!

Whatever happened to
THERES NO SUCH THING AS A FREE RIDE ??

[stevedix]

Introduce mandatory lessons in Personal Responsibility.

[Watcher]

1) close the tax loopholes so the biggest burden falls on the broadest shoulders. Employ more HMRC staff to collect these taxes.

2) properly fund the NHS

3) abolish right to buy and build more social housing which will drive private landlords out of business, lowering house prices so more can afford to buy.

4) free higher education for core subjects like nursing and engineering.

5) relaxation of anti-union laws. Make it mandatory for large companies to have a union rep on the board.

6) nationalise the rail network so all money is spent on improving services rather than share bonuses.

7) abolish the monarchy and implement a fully elected upper house to review and pass laws.

[TheBaron]

1) close the tax loopholes so the biggest burden falls on the broadest shoulders. Employ more HMRC staff to collect these taxes.

& the rest

U would never be able to collect enough taxes but if we could - do some of these.

[stevedix]

Criminalise the wearing of onesies in public by grown men. Just because.

[Roomy]

Criminalise the wearing of onesies in public by grown men. Just because.

Never fly JAL ... they actually provide you with one !!!

[stevedix]

Criminalise the wearing of onesies in public by grown men. Just because.

Never fly JAL ... they actually provide you with one !!!

That sounds like something the UNHRC should be getting involved in.

[LordLuken]

Bring back hanging and frame corbyn for a hanging offence

Why bother framing him, just hang the twat!

[Roomy]

Communism or fascism

It can’t be any worse than the current state of affairs, at least the common man won’t be left to be blamed

[Watcher]

Bring back hanging and frame corbyn for a hanging offence

Why bother framing him, just hang the twat!

He is a bigger clown than kinnock was

What's wrong with Jezza? The one politician in the last 40 years that is exposing neo-liberalism for the sham it is and campaigning to re-focus the economy on the needs of all us little people instead of the trust funders.

Or do you believe the smears from the off-shore tax haven owned tabloids?

[TheBaron]

The Ideals of jezza how quaint
dont forget hes a politician

Remember

Under Capitalism the rich get richer & the poor get poorer

Under Socialism the rich get richer the poor get poorer jus takes longer

[Roomy]

The Ideals of jezza how quaint
dont forget hes a politician

Remember

Under Capitalism the rich get richer & the poor get poorer

Under Socialism the rich get richer the poor get poorer jus takes longer

Why is it down to the politicians to make the poorer rich

Surely it down to the individual to make his own way in life !!!!! If he wants to be poor
Sobeit.. if he wants better than get off your ass and stop blaming the politicians

[Mistermc]

2) properly fund the NHS

Properly manage the NHS, certainly no shortage of funding if this was done

[Roomy]

2) properly fund the NHS

Properly manage the NHS, certainly no shortage of funding if this was done

Privatisation... raise standards

[Mistermc]

2) properly fund the NHS

Properly manage the NHS, certainly no shortage of funding if this was done

Privatisation... raise standards

Hell of a lot of it has already been privatised (by stealth).

[Watcher]

Why bother framing him, just hang the twat!

He is a bigger clown than kinnock was

What's wrong with Jezza? The one politician in the last 40 years that is exposing neo-liberalism for the sham it is and campaigning to re-focus the economy on the needs of all us little people instead of the trust funders.

Or do you believe the smears from the off-shore tax haven owned tabloids?

Meaning well and having a clue what your doing are two different things, and besides, isnt he one that says the nations first real taste of democracy (brexit) was actually not the result desired so should not be democratic and not proceeded with

Nope, much to the chagrin of some parts of the party, his position is to proceed but on a basis that benefits the people rather than the corporations. Much more focus on obtaining a deal so we don't collapse the economy than Mrs Mayhem's approach.

Hence why he gave Saturday's march a miss.

The last manifesto was pretty sound to be honest. Personally I think a simple pledge to ditch universal credit should be enough to take the country back.

[Watcher]

City of culture, attracted inward investment from the likes off Siemens, held off the worst of Tory austerity punishment beatings from residents as best as they could for starters.

Haven't always got it right but a vast improvement from when the lib Dems were running the show.

[TheBaron]

Why is it down to the politicians to make the poorer rich

RTFP

I spoke of ideology not politicians