I've still only managed to spend time with Cute-as-a-Button Jessica and the lovely Lexi (who's the best kind of troublemaker, just like yours truly) but your insistence on hiring stunners like Frankie and Nat, who I've met in the hallways, is distracting enough without having to hear about how lovely all the others I haven't met are too.
Perhaps if you could employ a lady with a beard and/or a wooden leg it would help to avoid situations like the one I found myself in today, having to share a room with Lexi and Frankie warming up the radiator with their nearly-unclothed bottoms, and feeling a deep relief that I didn't have to make a choice then and there about who to see.
If this matter continues I will have no alternative but to sample the company of all your lovely ladies on some kind of rota system - unless you were to install a large dice or spinner in the lounge to help us choose?
Yours sincerely,
Mr Thomas J. Badman
u only need to look at the lovely ladies gallery pics and then u are in heaven 
stunning is the only word, long may it continue 
The Beard is Back..
