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Unread post by sophie » Sat Dec 31, 2011 4:42 pm

once again another year nearly at an end
the next one to come had better be fun
they say out with the old and in with the new
i,ve fingers all crossed and toes crossed too
another year older another year done
filled with tears as well as much fun
so heres to the new year whatever it may bring
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Unread post by sophie » Sat Jan 07, 2012 3:44 pm

keep yer knickers on gal
be sure to put em on right
if you find there too tight
have you got em in a twist
if you find that you have
take em down a wee tad
take em to the floor
no need to shout or storm
give em a good shake
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Unread post by sophie » Thu Jan 12, 2012 9:30 pm

when you,ve been around forums as long as i have
and done this job plus earned respect
the last thing you need is some jumped up fool
come along and spoil what you can do
i,m in no way stupid or dumb as some think
i can restrain from saying what i think
so say as you wish as i really don,t care
because i do have friends who show that they care
at times i,m brash and say what i think
with good intentions i,d like to think
some may read it different that is their choice
but while i remain on here i will have a voice
so love me or hate me i don,t care which
i,ll speak my mind and say what i think
if i,m to out of order i will apologize
but i ain,t that often so i won,t this time
if you don,t like my comments then hit ignore
because unless i am banned i won,t be silent no more
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Re: Favourite Poems

Unread post by sophie » Sat Jan 14, 2012 12:32 am

as one door opens another slams shut
it,s like reading a novel but hating the book
it,s fact and it,s fiction all rolled in to one
there are comedy clips for which prizes could be won
then there is drama which is very true to life
each day is a drama , i,d like a month without strife
if i ever wrote a novel of my diary up to date
there would be plenty to amuse from the sophie playmate
if i added the rest from my private affairs
there would be shocks,omgs, tell me more i can,t wait
there would of course be the sadness which comes from within
the trials and tribulations the tears and the hating
you know what i do and the person i am on here
and i,m sure there are those who think change the record dear
but the personal sides i keep close to my heart
there are the privaliged few who i share some small parts
there are some things you keep locked away to yourself
you don,t tell a soul not even a close soul mate
so never judge a person from how they are totally on here
because the real person inside the name may not be how they appear
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Re: SOPHIE'S RHYMES

Unread post by sophie » Sun Feb 12, 2012 5:33 am

some have been on this scene quite some time
like on this forum where we now reside
we have our old members from previous boards
where we were once new it seems so long ago
the regular posters counts grow and grow
in the same old topics and the odd new that unfold
our newer members must read with interest
but dare to not post or where to start first
some take the plunge and jump with both feet
some just dip in a toe or two and then retreat
why not join in we always say it,s like a tape stuck on replay
but in an honest opinion and this will come from a few
if you do dare to post you,ll be welcomed not boood
because what keeps us going is the new not just the old
and opinions are welcomed fresh ideas unfold
so you new ones that joined but have yet just to post
what bothers you the most in doing just so
if you don,t speak out you,ll one day wish you did
how can you become friends and enjoy it on here
if you don,t know how to start or where or what to say
just post in the welcome thread hi i,m newish here
then love of the day this forum of course is what you can say
quotes and sayings you get out what you put in
seven dwarfs i did it with a mighty big grin
no arm bending given just a gentle kick
then you,ll wonder what stopped you i can,t believe i was chicken
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Unread post by sophie » Sun Feb 12, 2012 5:35 am

mischief be my middle name
confuse em all be my game
switcharoo had to be done
well a gal has to have fun
kick my arse oh yes please
carry on your such a tease
whip me spank me say no more
i,ll just carry on as before
it,s all in fun now drop that frown
or i,ll kick your arse to the next town
you know you,ll like it given back
come tackle me in the sack
use that energy in a good cause
now don,t be shy just drop them drawers
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Unread post by sophie » Sun Feb 12, 2012 5:36 am

dull and mundane sometimes it looks bleak
you look for the answers and then retreat
back again at it the very next day
it seems like groundhog it won,t go away
you think it,s all sorted fool you then think
as the kick off begins you just want to scream
is there such a thing as luck in this world
or happiness or joy, love and peacefulness
i think it exists yet i,m still waiting to see
with my luck i,ll be dead by the time it visits me
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Unread post by Mistermc » Sun Feb 12, 2012 9:15 am

Someone has been busy :clap:
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Re: SOPHIE'S RHYMES

Unread post by sophie » Thu Feb 16, 2012 10:56 am

the story time thread is going well
good contributions from our friends
it,s all in fiction not in fact
and meant to bring tears
but only those of laughs
so if any one mentioned
should take great offence
pm an admin and we,ll do a name change
but to be fair an honest it,s all in jest
so no real need for peeps to get upset
if you can,t have a laugh and give it right back
then you need to find where humour does reside
grab yourself a large helping and come back here
because if you jest about me i,ll just laugh my dears
so don,t be the poopers to rein on a parade
join in the story it,s not just for the insane
the key is laughter and imagination unfolds
so don,t be hoity toity and join us mere mortals
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Re: SOPHIE'S RHYMES

Unread post by sophie » Thu Feb 23, 2012 12:36 am

i,ve been around here since god knows when
and it used to be a highlight when i returned in
in-between other things i,d log in to here
to see what i,d missed from when i last appeared
but lately i,m not sure, in fact from today
i,m wondering why i log in anyway
the shite that goes on , the people that are told off
and somewhere amongst it all i seem to drop
so from today i,m spelling it so clear here
the ones that hate my posts you won,t have to my dears
yes i say things how i see them and make comment for sure
but theres people about here who just wish that i,d go
snipe and try there best in riddle and rhyme
you may think i,m stupid or think i am blind
say that i think i,m at number 1 whoa there you are so wrong
because i,m not a newbie but an old one on the block
been there done that worn the t-shirt threw it off
you may not like me and tbh i don,t really care
because some who don,t know me i wouldn,t want to share
i,ve listened to the shit helped with the oh woe me,s
and what thanks do you get but bitch back stabing oh please
so enough with my ranting i,ve said just enough
heres the trophy you think i have stick it up your chuff
i,ve tried my hardest to help others to fit in
now i,ll pass the buck as done with posting
i,ll stay around for those worthy and those not you know who
just my little quick posts i will do as you do
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Unread post by sophie » Sun Mar 11, 2012 9:00 am

champ has an offer he shouldn,t refuse
alas his bottle seems to be all used
an opportunity there on a plate
yet he calls me granny how dare he slate :shock:
in to my room for half an hour or more
his trousers down and on the floor
his top thrown off where to who knows
me in my skimpys his motions have froze
but will i find out no it,s looking bleak
his forum attention is less than unique
or is he avoiding the issue at hand
guess he doesn,t want his manhood
in another gals warm hand
or in her mouth or burried deep
he,ll have to carry on beating won,t he :roll:
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Unread post by sophie » Mon Mar 12, 2012 9:21 am

people wonder why we argue as we do
it,s because you don,t think and blub as you do
you stick your foot in it every time
then follow with sorry ,just how many times
it,s wearing quite thin and my patience is too
sorry don,t cut it it,s not me it,s you
if you say your the man then act like one should
as at the moment i have more balls than you do
you sulk and throw comments then realize the mistake
and i ain,t having no more or your nose i will break
log on say your bit then hide all the time
why not stay around and sort in one time
you really annoy me you act like a child
your boo hoo ways are cutting it fine
i have other issues and you act the selfish cunt
over something so trivial get a backbone
if you don,t drop the way you act, i,ll have to drop you
and wave bye and farewell it was once all good
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Unread post by sophie » Tue Mar 20, 2012 8:57 am

teepee and ctr both as bad as each other they are
make a blunder in a post and haven,t got another retort
wonder why they said such things want to edit yes please
alas the only difference between the two
ctr has to be right and teepee argues with you
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Unread post by sophie » Tue Apr 03, 2012 12:31 pm

so many come and so many go
for many reasons of why we don,t know
the times of change some give up on luck
find life a challenge find it too tough
living is hard when you,ve much to pay out
and even worse when your works drying out
all i can say is it,s a tough world out there
i,m glad to have people who still care
who wait patiently for me to come back
who have become friends not just in the sack
i value my friends like i value my self
and i,m a happier person when not sat on the bench
so to all who have met me and those waiting to meet
i,ll be back with avengence and your in for a treat
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Unread post by sophie » Sat Apr 14, 2012 1:00 am

hafs usually such a lively place
full of members in posting haste
they say something wrong then take the huff
and leave very fast saying i,ve had enough
this childish way gets you no respect
theres worse in life to run away from fast
but as adults we are we should bite our tongue
and realize things can,t always be dwelled upon
if you were to go out tomorrow and be told your future fate
would you hide and sulk and wither away
i,ve had my share of kicks to down and out
and ain,t going to budge because i,m proud of who i am
if i get bad news and need an op as i,ve had
and still come on here to listen to you post crap
then you can pick yourself up and continue as you did before
as you maybe human but to sulk gives you more sorrow
so give yourself a reality check and think is it really as bad as all that
don,t throw away the family of people you,ve come to know
because your heads up your arse or you feel you can,t handle no more
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Unread post by sophie » Sat Apr 14, 2012 1:01 am

our forum, that be an adult one
mixed allsorts be thy name
diverse services offered
punting will be done
as it does every day
give us sexy women on a daily basis
and we won,t sulk when we are not chose
as we forgive them that we,ll be chose another day
but lead them not in to temptaton
or we shall deliver evil
for we are the hull adult forum girls
the best hull can offer
and will be forever
you sexy men
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Unread post by sophie » Sat Apr 14, 2012 1:02 am

i love my job
i must admit
the people i meet
and have fun with
the laughs we have
and mad times too
i wouldn,t leave it
hell no would you
those quirky times
in fits of laughter
and serious times
to the heart of the matter
some strange reports
yet all are true
some think there mad
and some are too
the daring ones pj and ugg boots
the comedy ones all pics will do
i wouldn,t change a thing i do
as i love my job
i really do too
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Unread post by sophie » Sat Apr 14, 2012 1:03 am

erm nice style there
i see you like liver
i think it gives some folks
the darn right quivers
to piss on the floor
is to rub it in your face
like they do with a dog
and say don,t do it again
i really think your rude
crude and out of place
now get over to my place
and i,ll smother your face
or was this story told
from another place
in which case i,ll retract this
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Unread post by sophie » Sat Apr 14, 2012 1:04 am

bloody hell you sound a mess
i hope this isn,t the daily confess
i gather your bored not something i said
if you live like a dog i hope you don,t mess
bore to sleep thats a talent right there
not in a chair you can,t lie comfy there
in daylight too boy you need to get out
give it a go just scream and shout
now slimey thats different a problem with cum
do you dribble shoot or master of none
i,m sure theres some help that can come your way
in the form of us girls you,ll enjoy the rest of your day
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Unread post by sophie » Sat Apr 14, 2012 1:05 am

theres angry in us all it rears it,s head high
theres ugly too not in everyones eye
illness theres cures for some that we know
alive and kicking is the best thing for sure
the meaning of life is what you make of it
beauty is fine if you appreciate the inner soul
as you can,t have too much of a good thing
but you have fun and laughs above all
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Unread post by sophie » Sat Apr 14, 2012 1:22 am

i am me there isn,t two
thank god some say one will do
even then some have a jibe
say i,m a nightmare can,t understand why
some think i,m funny i think i,m not
some think i,ve lost the bloody plot
there may be truth in that last line
but honestly it isn,t all the time
when i,m good i,m at my best
when i,m bad some do detest
but do i care no i think not
because i,ve a cause to make havoc
i go off topic oh so many times
make others play catch up when i,ve been online
but this is a fun forum it,s what we do
cheer others up when there feeling blue
when they post hates i,ll twist them round
they can,t stay mad or wear a frown
i like being naughty and running amuck
it gives the admin a bloody laugh
so if you read this and disagree
put it in a poem for all of us to read
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Unread post by sophie » Sat Apr 14, 2012 1:32 am

theres wraith our leader who kicks our ass
theres suzy as well and we all think shes class
teepees a twat who ducks on and off
champ half the time we think nods off
scotty the clown without a doubt
badboy man of reason well only sometimes
ctr mr pedantic who likes his long words
slowdown who,s topics always seem to flair
charisma well mr arguements sake
lordluken who,s words rarely go beyond hmm
mistress who puts the fear to the men out of line
mistermc who seems to read my mind :o
hughrynall who,s a god darn cheeky sod now
my minds going blank this list could be endless
if i write down the rest i can finish this verse :mrgreen:
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Unread post by Mistermc » Sat Apr 14, 2012 8:16 am

mistermc who seems to read my mind :mrgreen:[/quote]


No wonder I am always tired....there's a lot to read!

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Unread post by BadBoy » Sat Apr 14, 2012 4:13 pm

sophie wrote:badboy man of reason well only sometimes
Only sometimes?!! I've never steered you far wrong! :naughty: :lol:

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Unread post by sophie » Sun Apr 15, 2012 10:54 pm

you may think i,m odd or think me strange
but how can you comment when you only know my name
do you know me in person no i don,t think you do
so keep comments to yourself unless you do
you don,t know my life or whats going on in it
you don,t know my thoughts and never will
so get a grip boy and judge only yourself
cause only true friends will know what is felt
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