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Unread post by sophie » Thu Sep 15, 2011 3:59 am

the highs of life come so rare
it seems the lows are never fair
first your up and then your down
don,t kick a woman on the ground
shite from all angles i wonder why
time goes slow when you,d rather it fly
one more hassle does follow another
it,s worse than watching episodes of big brother
reality,fiction, drama and suspense
all seem part of my life oh the joy it never ends
if my patience are being well and truley sent to test
your doing a good job so why re-re-re and re-test again
i,ll only take so much of this before i blow a gasket
if i carry on like this i,ll end up being a basket
the wrong doers in life get away scot free
so fooking hell why dish the shite to me
i do my best in life and all and help out when in need
and all i get back in life is a pile shite oh please
do me a quaver give me a break it,s not much to ask or plead
just for once in life give me something thats right and punish the wrong doers please
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Unread post by sophie » Thu Sep 15, 2011 12:51 pm

done to death, betrayed is how i feel
i met some nice peeps who are for real
but you never know when your time has come
if you will last longer or are you all done
sometimes it,s hard to stay happy on top
when you feel so low like a penny dropped
liars ,users, cheats and much more
they leave you laying on the floor
it,s only me who can pick myself up
how many times do i have to fall before i,ve had enough
yet as usual i still post here amid the angers that i feel
try to forget, blank out or mask
it is shortlived and quickly passed
hey ho is to life as it must go on
just don,t get in my way if you,ve done wrong
i,m cool as a cucumber or as sly as a cat
but i will lash out and ii will strike back
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Unread post by sophie » Sat Sep 24, 2011 1:21 pm

my life as you i know it is complex as you,ll know
i do have my moments of going too and fro
one moment i am up and the next i am down
and the thoughts that surround me sure make me frown
yet life must go on and it won,t from the gutter
if you stay there you,ll end up with more serious matters
you need to pick yourself up and dust yourself off
theres only you that can do it and that can be tough
in your mind you know what you must go and do
but your body screams back against having a go
if you are like me and don,t like letting go of the fight
then kick yourself in to touch tell yourself what is right
i know it,s not easy in fact it,s bloody damn hard
but you won,t be yourself if you don,t go that extra yard
life is in your hands and you make of it what you can
don,t be defeatest and go on to say that i can,t
i have picked myself up now many countless time
i know i will continue doing so while their are issues in my life
but i,m stronger than i know and i will not give in
even when things are tough and the outlook is grim
the people on this forum have helped me a lot
got me through many tough times and helped me a lot
reasurance, advice, kind words and beleive in yourself
wanting to help more but it,s past what they can help
so to finish things off the only things i can add
are be confident, possative and motivate yourself
no matter what the problem there,s helping hand
to overcome any situations life may throw your way
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Unread post by sophie » Mon Sep 26, 2011 10:20 am

a tempting tease, for aim to please
graceful and slow to go with the flow
strip off bare show you don,t care
a glance from behind will blow your mind
a wink of the eye will surely imply
get ready now for that big kapow
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Unread post by sophie » Fri Sep 30, 2011 9:07 am

my typical day will start something like this
a coffee and a cig to ensure i,m awake
i stumble around until the bathroom i find
i won,t go in to detail it,s not the done knd
at 7in the morning the stairs are a challenge
to the kitchen zombiefied i put on the kettle
two coffees and cigs to get me alert
on with the glasses and the laptop in place
i log on to the forum to see what i,ve missed
usually not much so mischief has to take place
wind ups ,taunts and teases are what i do best
so if i pick on you it,s only in jest
then back to the bathroom clothes fall to the floor
rubber duck duck theres only me in my tub
dry very quickly chills in places i,d rather not
then raid my wardrobe to see what i,ve got
clothes hair and make up all in place
what i do next depends whats planned for the day
it could be food shopping,galavanting window shopping this i like
or could be you in my bed putting up a fight
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Re: Favourite Poems

Unread post by sophie » Tue Oct 04, 2011 10:43 pm

alas i,m here again
no rest for the wicked
my attension was turned
to my ones not so little
a hand on doing some research
and now i,m all done
here i do return
i have been called names
by some cheeky twat
a cocksucker omg
that sure deserves a smack
so next time i see him
grovel on to his knees
a swift kick to the balls
as he rolls around green
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Unread post by sophie » Wed Oct 05, 2011 3:12 pm

you think you are funny
well your jokes are not
lets see if your laughing
when my foot hits the spot
i,ll catch you off guard
that will be easy to do
as you take off that padding
to let me feel that manhood
a gentle squeeze your legs go like rubber
you go to your knees expecting some other
a tighter grip your not going nowhere
the other hand on your hair to keep you right there
then quick as jack flash
the hand moves from your groin
re-placed by a foot as your eyes cross and join
your hair it stays put firmly in my hand
but your body on the floor means you need to buy regain
so with goolies twice the size
and a bald patch to match
don,t play balls with this lady
as you,ll find your no match :mrgreen:
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Unread post by sophie » Wed Oct 05, 2011 3:46 pm

non starter at the post
as i am the host
do as i say
not as you please
if i say no
don,t go down on your knees
you may not like me
i may make you wait
and if you are naughty
i may say no no way
so don,t upset this little lady
you may just regret
the head you ask for
may not be the one you get :mrgreen:
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Unread post by sophie » Sun Oct 09, 2011 2:39 pm

the best laid plans
are the unexpected kind
thats why i fooked off
and left you all behind
a party i did end up going to
a late phone call this i know
a vodka bottle almost empty
and a late morning i arrived home :mrgreen:
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Unread post by sophie » Sun Oct 09, 2011 5:15 pm

the weekend nearly over
another nights gone down
i was planning on staying in later
but it seems others would rather go out
so muster up some more food
and plenty of fluid intake
get ready to start my evening
i hope at the end i don,t drop and flake
the years arn,t getting younger
the fact that i,m now a gran
just hope i can keep my self up
when the young uns are around :shock:
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Re: Favourite Poems

Unread post by sophie » Tue Oct 11, 2011 10:52 am

this forum is a fun and friendly place
yet some are up themselves and like to slate
we are all equal we suit who sees fit
but some heads on shoulders think they are it
better than us or pin point in particular
who they think they are i think they are a dreamer
you ain,t better because your new on the block
or because you are fit or think your hot
get down off your high horse and join us too
your on our level not above us are you
in posts you f**k up when you call other girls
make out your something, get off that cloud
give your head a bang it only makes some proud
to know you is to love you, i,m glad that i don,t
a gloat is only fun if they can get along with most
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Unread post by sophie » Fri Oct 14, 2011 2:39 am

CLAIRE

a gentle hug comes your way
to try and brighten up your day
it may not help the matters that be
but it,s sent with caring thoughts from me
i know it,s just words written on a page
but it shows me and other members do care
so try to stay bright don,t let them win
because we know you have that strength within
you,ve come a long way from the claire we knew
to become a more confident brighter you
when black clouds come to cover your veiw
kick them up the arse and run as you do from me to xxx
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Unread post by sophie » Thu Oct 20, 2011 12:34 am

a poem here has gone amiss
gone for good or just in a fit
where it went i think i know
i really don,t think i need to say more
read the pm i,m sure you,ll see
you don,t need me to hold thy hand do thee :naughty:
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Unread post by sophie » Thu Oct 20, 2011 9:51 am

he put it back for all to see
after a telling off from me
he thought it was crap so hit delete
but like most on here you can not beat
you post what you post be it rhyme or not
it,s the joining in that you,ve got
masters we ain,t in poetic rhyme
but we do it our way and that is fine :dance:
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Unread post by sophie » Fri Oct 28, 2011 7:27 pm

omg champ has done a poem
is he in the right thread
or done it without knowing
either way i don,t care
it,s nice to see some more
i wish some others would contribute
to make the list grow and grow
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Unread post by sophie » Fri Oct 28, 2011 7:37 pm

disapointed,s the word to say the least
i can not add anything more
here nearly from the start
i,ve watched this forum grow
we have the mixture of allsorts
some come and see then go
we have the sorts who visit here
and ending staying for sure
yet we also have some who from the start
who helped make this what it is
and now because it,s on a go slow
they say their going to ditch
be around a lot less then vanish i feel for sure
i will not hide my dismay as it,s not the way to go
if everything was easy in life
and things ran along so swell
what would you have to challenge you
and get back the time you,ve spent
i for one won,t run away this forum i call home
and i,ll be dammed if i,ll let go of something
i,ve spent many hours on to help
so if thats the way you choose to go
theres nothing i can do to change your mind
i won,t change my habits i have here
your stuck with me here until the end :snooty:
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Unread post by sophie » Mon Oct 31, 2011 10:14 pm

i peered hard and squinted my eyes
oh f*cking god it wasn,t a surprise
was it wasn,t it a tried to get a peek
but someone else moved my head
what you looking for what you seen
the eyes were working over time
i could definatly make out legs
gasping at the size of it
i filled my self with dread
oh my god thats fu*king huge
i said with chocking breath
what is said the fellow stood a foot of my bed
as i shuddered and pulled a face
like lightening he did dash
and grabbed the thing i,m staring at
that was underneath my bed
he shot round so fast with hand aloft
he looked like he was about to toss
as i jumped back and with a crack
i stood on my bloody radio
the thing in hand he placed upon my radiator
it didn,t move not even an inch
and i knew i had been fooled
trick he beamed a wide grin on his face
at first i wasn,t a laughing
my hands round his sides and a thwack to the cheeks
treat i said whilst laughing
ouch he said oh do it again
he has such a bloody nerve
but he wouldn,t be the same
if he didn,t have a way
of getting us both laughing
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Unread post by sophie » Sat Nov 05, 2011 3:42 am

our lord luken has done another boob again
he blames it on no sleep but we arn,t fooled
he blames his glasses says he needs a new pair
but some we know the answer so i will share
he flys through the posts so quickly,just gives a fleeting glance
then wallops on his words, before someone else gets the chance
he doesn,t pay attention to the words posted before
it,s like he on a race track and trying to keep the score
i wonder when he,s dreaming do his sheep go before the fence
as the man behind is placing them in a needless row as they are ahead
the cart before the horse , the chicken or the egg
with really, hmm interesting, whys that now you get the gist :lol:

wonder what he,s going to come up with to this :mrgreen:
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Unread post by sophie » Sat Nov 05, 2011 7:54 pm

the Lord is our shepherd
don,t follow his flock
he took them the wrong way
and now they are all lost
he can,t understand it
he followed the signs
yet skipping through so quickly
is what he does all the time

he says he,ll have a go at this
but i don,t think he will
maybe start at the begining
skip past the middle to the end :lol:
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Unread post by sophie » Mon Nov 07, 2011 5:53 pm

keep em coming thats what we want
who will be next to make the drop
put your mind in gear it won,t take long
if you screw up it doesn,t mean it,s wrong
just keep right back at it go on give it a go
you will never know if you can do it unless you show
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Unread post by sophie » Tue Nov 08, 2011 12:45 am

our kids give us lots of joy
they cause us much sorrow
hopping in different beds
like there is no tomorrow
settle down fat chance they say
they argue like infants
then are back on the next day
when you have a commitment
you should see it through
it,s not only your life you could ruin too
do they ever grow up i don,t think they do
forever the children we gave birth to
in this day and age they have it on a plate
only wants for themselves no thought the others way
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Unread post by sophie » Wed Nov 23, 2011 11:42 pm

round and round and round i go
where i,ll stop i,ll never know
fate or fortune not the later i think
some things in life just bloody stink
hit me with your best shot
is that all that you,ve got
i ain,t giving up nor losing the plot
i,m as sane as can be with the life that i have
and fu*k all the problems your nothing but twats
so up yours to losing this sane head of mine
and up yours to turning a total blind eye
i,m a fighter if not a winner and i will stand my ground
and i,ll make sure my dearest i have done proud
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Unread post by sophie » Mon Nov 28, 2011 8:04 pm

when i was just a little girl
i never had to many dreams
then i grew up and fook me i got
an ever growing stream
oh for me for me
i had no dreams no dreams
from an innocent gal
to a devilish whirl
who likes to poke fun at thee

theres no job i,d like to do
unlike the one i currently do
i so aim to please
don,t get down on your knees
thats not the kind i do
come to me to me
lets have fun shall we shall we
if you don,t like my posts
there are other hosts
who i,m sure can gladly please
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Unread post by sophie » Tue Dec 13, 2011 3:32 am

as our adult forum continues to grow
we see members that come to and fro
some come and read yet never post
some read and would like to jump
but just can,t take that plunge
some read and leave out of an inquisitive mind
some do come back join in and breathe a sigh
new members everyday seeing just what goes on
a forum like no other most are glad to belong
long standing members some we don,t hear from for time
the long standing members who can,t stay long offline
we all started somewhere on forums where we were new
got to know each other through the banter as many of us do
that first post being the nerve central just what do you write
not wanting to feel stupid or look like a gob shite
will you be frowned on for asking what you don,t know
have ideas knocked down when you make them your first post
i like to think we are all fair and advise not shoot down
how can you get to know unless you stand your ground
we are none that are perfect not by a long shot
we all have our faults we are not human if we did not
so don,t be afraid just spit it right out and say
as others stand testament in finding their way
as our third birthday approachs in the january to come
why not come in with a bang and be a proper part of our forum
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Unread post by sophie » Wed Dec 14, 2011 3:48 am

christmas is a cumming
this sophie bird won,t be getting fat
sliding up and down that big pole
is where i,ll be getting back at
legs wrapped tight around it,s top
as i slide my hands down it,s entire length
work my way back slowly to the top
to awake those moves that i,ve done so well
so if you want me to demo on your pole
the splits, layout or reverse grab
be good boys and get on santas list
as the sleigh is nearly packed
if you know the treat you want santa to give
don,t leave the deciding long or too late
christmas only comes but once a year
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